Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)

You're asking too much

BREAKING: Putin has just declared that @d0c40r0 is now directly involved in war with Russia.

Not a bad point :kek_thinking:

Making an Alfredo sauce my nigga?

From his remark, I don't gather that there's much to be jealous of, though

Bless your heart

He struggles with cartoon noses

I think I've got my emoji selections stabilized! It's nice to be able to replace the eggplant with a more chromatically accurate representation of the dingus.

Not a big soup guy either. Unless it's cream soup.

I'm kinda sad that you skip dinner with your wife over NCD, bro. :cry_hq:

I'm gonna play the long game and assume it'll stabilize over time

Are you that afraid of 🙏🏻 being the emoji that gets swapped?

If you take away the wheelchair, so help me... :kek_aaaaaa: :kek_kms:

I hear he's doing well. Just needed to get away from all of us to do that lol. I'm glad, though. Whatever it takes to prosper.

:spunt:

Rose does

Took a big swig from my water bottle and freaked out because I forgot I filled it with non-alcoholic mojito during lunch lol

I love mojitos. Mine are ghetto af, though. I make them with a can of Spindrift "nojito" (carbonated water, lime juice, mint), mix in a few squirts of simple syrup and add ice. A good, cheap, convincing nojito.

What are you guys, gay?

Pumpkin pie is titties 😤

Did you 3D print a shrigger cookie cutter?

Do you have another data center lined up?

Btw: I would have left it the way it was