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Notices by cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 04:16:28 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • lainy
    Yeah, nah, that's not how America works.

    They're almost certainly gonna be like "we're tapping the super emergency continuity of government funds to pay EBT and also you can now use it to buy alcohol but only if you're an illegal alien"

    And then they'll impose a 3% tax on groceries for people who pay for them.

    What you have to understand about the US government is it's a humiliation ritual, everything is designed to remind you every day that you are conquered and occupied.
    In conversation about 16 hours ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 04:04:31 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • lainy
    No because they're almost certainly going to keep the government officially shutdown but pay the EBT with money from the Super Huge Emergency Only Use This If Israel Is Attacked money printer
    In conversation about 17 hours ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 04:00:47 JST cjd cjd
    No polymarket for when they're gonna refill the gibs-cards. Polymarket, WTF are you even for?!
    In conversation about 17 hours ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 23:51:27 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • kaia
    Oh, is that one of those lights with no switch so it's Kosher for Shabbat?
    In conversation about 21 hours ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 22:17:48 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • lainy
    I polled GPT for anything that Prince Andrew might have done which would be The Real Reason, and it looks like the most realistic possibility is that he was a trade envoy and connected to a business and investment network with ties to the Middle East and China. So there's a fair chance that he was deposed because he's not on board with the WEF agenda and he objected to the UK's intentional self-destruction.

    It might be that by excluding himself from the Royal Family he will survive the coming purge...
    In conversation about 2 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 21:41:35 JST cjd cjd
    I wonder if the Epstein thing is really why the British Royals throw Prince Andrew overboard, I mean they've never been against depravity before...
    In conversation about 2 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 03:38:31 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Matty
    • Il D~uWu~ce
    It also depends on the percent. 70% is a good strong chocolate, 90% is like eating bitter chalk.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 03:38:29 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Matty
    • Il D~uWu~ce
    I suppose it also depends a bit on the context, I mean coffee objectively tastes like crap but it's "good" because it's coffee...
    In conversation about 3 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 02:08:15 JST cjd cjd
    Halloween is a chance for people to be who they really are.

    Girls on halloween:
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 20:36:57 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • lainy
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Terry Hendrix II 🏹
    • h4890
    • verita84 :Debian_logo: :firefox: :bing: :android:
    • Forest of Enchantment
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    • Dj33p
    • pat
    • EvolLove
    • AuthoritativeJew™
    • ≠
    • Blurry Moon
    • Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. 😷 🇮🇷🇱🇧🇨🇦🧯🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🐧
    • wertimer
    • EconomicMigrant
    • monarchist
    • Ton_Basileion
    • Starprophet (PBUH)
    • Some call me Prodigal, some call me Waerloga . . .
    • wuhan.bat™
    • Ube Maija
    • GrannyASBO
    • XaetaCore
    • Korsier
    • Ergo (can I be part of the normal group please I beg you I am also normal)
    MADE IT ON THE LIST OF CRAZIES AGAIN !!!
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 19:59:00 JST cjd cjd
    • lainy
    > ENDS

    Is that how kings sign things?
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 19:48:58 JST cjd cjd
    • lainy
    > Journalist has anal incontinence
    > Blames it on an injury

    Sure, buddy.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 19:18:47 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Judge Dread
    • pistolero
    A.I.

    (actually Indians)
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 19:03:07 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • lainy
    Wow, people are really scared of EBT riots
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 04:54:38 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    Landfills are actually a great place to put trash. The earth is huge and they're just never realistically going to fill up, the issue is transporting trash to centralized landfills where they have the capacity to prevent them from leeching toxic water.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 03:26:09 JST cjd cjd
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    • lainy
    Carlson is from some important family, idk the details exactly, Voice of America / CIA / ......
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 03:23:23 JST cjd cjd
    > I thought you were a fed
    I wonder who said that...
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2025 06:02:58 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    > Yeah, we have to do this
    > Yeah, we have to do it while the animal is alive
    > No, we can't sedate it
    > Yes, I realize it looks exactly like a satanic torture ritual
    > It just has to be done this way
    > It's science
    In conversation about 6 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 16:54:47 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • scrow
    > The one that shit my pants yesterday?
    > Yeah right...
    In conversation about 6 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 16:54:46 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • cjd
    • scrow
    > Trust your guy

    Your gut: Bro it's a fart, I swear.
    In conversation about 6 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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