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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 15:14:34 JST cjd cjd
    Metal bands be like:

    > We're proud to release our new album: Hail Satan
    > We're especially excited about the hit single: Killing Children One By One.

    > Oh and everybody remember to get out there and vote, if the Nazis win this election it would be devastating....
    In conversation about 6 hours ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 07:32:59 JST cjd cjd
    Wait until Gen Alpha grows up and they just look you in the eye and lie to your face with zero shame.

    And when you catch them, they just smile and say "You're right to push back. Actually that is true, great catch."
    In conversation about 13 hours ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 12:59:50 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Randbot
    • Terry
    • Cliff Secord
    They shoulda never fucked with him to start with.

    It's a tale as old as time. You've got a guy who is Innocent, and you leave him alone he's a thorn in your side, but that's it. Just an annoyance. You humor him, he says what he needs to say, everybody moves on.

    But you try to get rid of him, and all of the sudden forces beyond anyone's understanding all come together and ruin you.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:55:38 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • gav
    • racist teto
    That's also called paprika in English, if it's ground up and dried. And it's not spicy, it's really just dried version of red bell pepper.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:55:37 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • gav
    • racist teto
    I don't know how you define "mildly" but the stuff I buy doesn't have any noticeable (to me) hot flavor.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:55:35 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • gav
    • racist teto
    I'm gonna venture a guess and say that "any quantity of capsasium" includes every single pepper-like plant on earth, even the ones people put in salad.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:55:34 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • gav
    • racist teto
    I was trying to be polite and open to the possibility that you might be referring to something else.

    But you just don't know WTF you're talking about. Paprika isn't hot.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:36:26 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    Sounds like something I would do, except, only when I can't just throw up a pleroma instance and go for beer.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:33:32 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    What are they running? Some bastardized fork of mastodon? Or is it something they actually wrote themselves?
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:31:31 JST cjd cjd
    Yur instance doesn't link replies correctly. On my side (stock pleroma) it looks like you're replying to yourself and tagging me.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 23:08:54 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • 『g r e y』 :uv: ☦️
    • captainslow
    > compete with China

    Pic rel says no.

    The problem is not the high class Indians like the ones becoming CEOs, they're very sharp people. The problem is they're gonna hire Indians that are a little dumber than them, who are gonna hire Indians a little dumber than them, and so on until you've got guys with fake degrees who are utterly useless and the guy above them will not get rid of them because it's culturally taboo to admit he made a hiring mistake.

    I tend to think when they bring in the Indian CEO, they're killing off the brand and cooling out the investors.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 19:56:48 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Shadowman311
    Watch...

    Jury: Extremely fucking guilty, all counts.

    Judge: 3 hours of community service (deferred).
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 18:34:07 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    I'LL TAKE IT
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 17:05:04 JST cjd cjd
    Fresh meme template
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 14:15:12 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • FreedomPatriot
    All of those panic bunkers are Places To Die.

    The ones that are gonna live are the ones building self sufficient communities.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jun-2026 08:09:24 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • チャノさん
    • pistolero
    • SilverDeth
    • ins0mniak ~Hate Account~
    I've never heard any music worth listening to
    In conversation about 9 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 01:42:54 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • lainy
    felt cute, might delete later idk
    In conversation about 10 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 01:26:05 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
    • 7666
    One thing that drives me a bit nuts about Americans is everybody's always suing everybody all of the time.

    And I mean, it's not YOUR fault - I'm sure your HOA people are absolute dickheads, because HOAs seem to always be run by total dickheads.

    I don't understand how somebody can want to be in a conflict with their neighbors. And then I don't understand how that conflict can stay in this state of stupid petty rules bickering - like - forever. Nobody ever actually goes over and lights the guy's car on fire.

    In Europe, people are generally very respectful of their neighbors and try hard to make harmony with each other - and if somebody REALLY over-steps the line, the punishment is pretty brutal.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 00:54:43 JST cjd cjd
    in reply to
    • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
    • 7666
    > I'm gonna get the HOA in trouble with the FCC

    > Statements of the utterly deranged.

    > They've played us for fools

    > Stop doing statism

    :P
    In conversation about 10 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink
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    cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Monday, 01-Jun-2026 22:22:07 JST cjd cjd


    RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/913ca3dc-ef36-4fbb-b8e1-ae032c557253
    In conversation about 11 days ago from pkteerium.xyz permalink

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