Notices by cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)
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Yeah, nah, that's not how America works.
They're almost certainly gonna be like "we're tapping the super emergency continuity of government funds to pay EBT and also you can now use it to buy alcohol but only if you're an illegal alien"
And then they'll impose a 3% tax on groceries for people who pay for them.
What you have to understand about the US government is it's a humiliation ritual, everything is designed to remind you every day that you are conquered and occupied.
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No because they're almost certainly going to keep the government officially shutdown but pay the EBT with money from the Super Huge Emergency Only Use This If Israel Is Attacked money printer
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No polymarket for when they're gonna refill the gibs-cards. Polymarket, WTF are you even for?!
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Oh, is that one of those lights with no switch so it's Kosher for Shabbat?
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I polled GPT for anything that Prince Andrew might have done which would be The Real Reason, and it looks like the most realistic possibility is that he was a trade envoy and connected to a business and investment network with ties to the Middle East and China. So there's a fair chance that he was deposed because he's not on board with the WEF agenda and he objected to the UK's intentional self-destruction.
It might be that by excluding himself from the Royal Family he will survive the coming purge...
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I wonder if the Epstein thing is really why the British Royals throw Prince Andrew overboard, I mean they've never been against depravity before...
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It also depends on the percent. 70% is a good strong chocolate, 90% is like eating bitter chalk.
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I suppose it also depends a bit on the context, I mean coffee objectively tastes like crap but it's "good" because it's coffee...
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Halloween is a chance for people to be who they really are.
Girls on halloween:
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MADE IT ON THE LIST OF CRAZIES AGAIN !!!
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> ENDS
Is that how kings sign things?
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> Journalist has anal incontinence
> Blames it on an injury
Sure, buddy.
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A.I.
(actually Indians)
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Wow, people are really scared of EBT riots
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Landfills are actually a great place to put trash. The earth is huge and they're just never realistically going to fill up, the issue is transporting trash to centralized landfills where they have the capacity to prevent them from leeching toxic water.
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Carlson is from some important family, idk the details exactly, Voice of America / CIA / ......
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> I thought you were a fed
I wonder who said that...
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> Yeah, we have to do this
> Yeah, we have to do it while the animal is alive
> No, we can't sedate it
> Yes, I realize it looks exactly like a satanic torture ritual
> It just has to be done this way
> It's science
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> The one that shit my pants yesterday?
> Yeah right...
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> Trust your guy
Your gut: Bro it's a fart, I swear.
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