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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 13:08:29 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
How dare you upstage me in my shitposting, I shall now pretend to be mad about it verbally for laughs. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 12:54:07 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Doctor House and his inner city colleague, Doctor Hostel. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 12:53:12 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Why does Jesus dine at the Japanese restaurant all the time?
Because he loves miso. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 12:30:08 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
There's no need for a thread with sixty-thousand people tagged in it. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 06:48:43 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Hello, I'm Owl, and this is your Out of Context Fedi.
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 03:39:19 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
"Believe in something, even if it means believing in something absolutely cooked."
I couldn't actually watch his dad. After he first started cracking up I kind of turned it off. I'm not that desensitized. Cobes was the inspiration for me to stop getting so fucked up all the time. He did good by me and sat an example I didn't want to be part of. Legend. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 03:39:17 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Just in awe at the edgy faggots going "ha ha I am glad he is dead, he was such an awful person."
Dude wasn't that bad. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 24-Aug-2025 03:37:38 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Who knows. The man is dead. That's kind of sad in and of itself.
We talk all the time about how so much of the clearnet is fake and gay, and then we see someone like this and do
what exactly? At least King Cobra was a genuine person, with his unlikable quirks. But that's how real people are. Not to that extreme, but if you let them get that way that's what happens. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 18:22:09 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
I actually came up with a theory akin to that. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 18:11:37 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
I'll seriously do something to you for making me hear that song, I'm not joking. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 12:13:33 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Why are all of you people who reference Lovecraft such pussies, do you not know what his cat's name was or something? -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 12:10:32 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Where are you retards getting this -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 12:10:30 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
There's a reason why I don't deal with him or his instance anymore, you know this don't you? -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 12:04:47 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
Fever Tree was insanely good for a ginger beer. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 11:59:50 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
"The government?" -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 11:49:44 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
I like a little D&S from time to time, but tonight it's just straight liquor. -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 11:47:28 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
>Arctic Frost
I swear these motherfuckers will fall for anything that sounds "cool" like it's from a mid-2010s Call of Duty game -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 11:47:26 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
I'm unleashing the Kraken right know if you know what I mean (I'm drinking Kraken brand rum) -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 11:45:53 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
I don't take the opinions of people who have had sex seriously.
My parents didn't, what the fuck is your excuse retard -
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AWACS Coffin Keeper (owl@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 23-Aug-2025 11:44:12 JST AWACS Coffin Keeper
I get unreasonably mad when the ATM asks me to complete my transaction in English or in Spanish.