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Notices by Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Oct-2025 13:43:42 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    The lion gets his dating advice from women who have never seen a man that isn't on a screen.

    In conversation about 4 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 14:54:21 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Wormwood
    • Titanbreaker-kun
    • Vo
    I want to know what White man back in the day convinced them it was intimidating.
    >Just keep doing your gay little war dance on that one spot while my regiment reloads. Yes we are incredibly intimidated I promise
    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 10:39:05 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    • Johnny Peligro

    Same energy

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/a0/44/97/a04497809bc8d234b4186f18b2021232cab12418ea248c27821f96196fa82df6.png
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 07:59:48 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Dudebro
    • Nonplayableclown
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper

    It was definitely the episodes of Dragonball and not his suggestion of naked hot tub time the night the Sega Genesis was mysteriously smashed with a ball peen hammer.

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 07:09:43 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Dudebro

    Honestly the shit fetish tracks.

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 07:09:34 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper

    Clearly a retard Dalit. Do not pass go, do not reach nirvana or whatever. Seriously though, that first one is something.

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 07:05:45 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Nonplayableclown
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper

    It's definitely the Anime and not the checks notes Books with graphic depictions of sodomy.

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 07:01:01 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    >Friend of mine in a nursing school program
    >group project
    >Paired up with two turd worlders and a latina baddie
    >Turd worlder submits her part of the project as the entire group project
    >They only get one submission
    >These people are NURSES
    Take care of yourselves bros, the hospital will fucking kill you.
    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 05:45:22 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    These are not jokes. A person posted these seriously. :02_laugh:

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Oct-2025 18:02:13 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Wormwood
    • Titanbreaker-kun
    • Vo

    The fact that "maori" still exist means they clearly didn't meet the rape quota. This is what half-assed conquest gets you.

    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Oct-2025 17:06:01 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Wormwood
    • Titanbreaker-kun
    • Vo
    The only way to fix this:
    >Send out a fake schedule to all the "maori".
    >wait til they all show up
    >barricade them in and firebomb the building with Willy Pete.
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Oct-2025 04:55:23 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv:
    • Dudebro
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper

    The worst thing I have ever drank was Barton's rum. It tasted how gasoline smells.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 13:30:42 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper

    I hate cops but they get a pass this time. Fuck bikers.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 13:30:41 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    • Dymphna

    They can't obey the fucking laws. Ever.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 13:30:40 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    • Dymphna

    Have fun being roadkill, retard. You deserve it for endangering everyone else around you.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 13:30:39 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    • Dymphna
    Misconstruing what I said. Let me spell it out for you: You deserve what happens to you due to your recklessness =/= wishing death upon you.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Oct-2025 10:12:23 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    Wife

    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Oct-2025 09:56:28 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    What an odd thing to say

    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/1c/9b/14/1c9b14cf43fc0ade92397e1d44383b0fe24d4d04b826b5cd15f447b8e39e38c3.jpg
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Oct-2025 16:18:01 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Hoss Delgado
    • Jonny
    • D1kTater :confederate:
    • Dudebro

    This is one of my favorite bits on the matter

    In conversation about 6 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Oct-2025 16:02:19 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Hoss Delgado
    • Jonny
    • D1kTater :confederate:
    • Dudebro

    Whites are the indigenous Hawaiians. Their entire culture is a fabrication by White people.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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