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Notices by Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 11:19:46 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:
    • Dudebro

    I'm eating real pizza (Dominoes)

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 11:07:34 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • Wrath

    Argentinian who claims to live in the USA and literally said and I quote: "Americans will never know what it's like to slow cook a pig over a fire all day" :02_laugh:

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:51:03 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    You ever notice how 2nd/3rd generation "Americans" always have this existential crisis where they try to cling to a culture that is no longer there's and act like it is some superior magical bullshit?

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:51:02 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • Dudebro

    She wouldn't last 5 minutes.

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:51:01 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • Dudebro

    The European mind cannot comprehend this

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:51:01 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • Dudebro

    Get the fencepost, the pbr, and the metal trash can. We are going to cook some chicken.

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:50:59 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Dudebro

    Try finding this outside of the US

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 10:35:27 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    The H-1B program was never wanted or needed. It was created in 1990 based on a faulty, never-published NSF study that falsely predicted a shortage of engineers. Scientists who testified before Congress tore it apart, and even the NSF admitted it was flawed. Yet heavy business lobbying pushed it through anyway.

    In conversation about 3 hours ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/23/d3/4e/23d34e6b22afbed24418d48a2f4a4589cc445a6cf8812210dacd4652fbba4474.jpg
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 14:09:31 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • Biker Fren
    • Dudebro
    • karn

    ignorant fucks can leave.

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 06:30:21 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    :pepeDread:

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 05:34:35 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • Biker Fren

    Much like the Shamrock shake, my white trash blood yearns for the baja blast pie.

    In conversation about a day ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 12:37:51 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    Please God let it be a walkoff Hit By Pitch

    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/15/76/08/1576081ddf4edf0ac588c4e31c263d7a64977f8a98d43167f915254e9161a20a.jpg
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 12:04:40 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    >Not a demon he says while pointing at a picture of a demon
    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/d6/c9/10/d6c9101f6a3fe66152071a4c683a6b43c0970dd45e8004a3a37108e0b8350f77.png
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 11:28:46 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Goalkeeper
    • madison

    Redbull have been holding these types of things for years.

    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 11:28:46 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • madison

    No it's just a competition.

    In conversation about 2 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 11:28:46 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • madison

    or a coal burner

    In conversation about 2 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 04:00:41 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • Weed B Gone
    • Suquili
    • Cobalt Sasquatch

    So what's the conclusion I am supposed to be drawing here?

    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 03:11:13 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • Weed B Gone
    • Suquili
    • Cobalt Sasquatch

    If it was all poor White families with around 2 kids that can't quite make it, it wouldn't be the massive fucking drain that it is.

    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 03:00:23 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Weed B Gone
    • Suquili
    • Cobalt Sasquatch

    You see Larrity the more kids you have the bigger that number becomes. That's why Welfare queens pop out like 8 little niglets. They get around a grand a month in EBT.

    In conversation about 2 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 22:30:20 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Phantasm
    • Johnny Peligro
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    • admin

    You can't gender reassign chromosomes. You are gay.

    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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