Notices by Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)

Finally pants made for me.

What a frigid bitch 😏

Are you at some kind of gay bar?

Honestly not that insane of a take.

He won't because unlike the Oceangate Psycho he's a pussy.

There is nothing entertaining about a future crew rated vehicle rapidly disassembling at 20000km/h you fucking midwit.

Jesus Christ... Can we get some SMEs in there to ask some real questions? Like "Mr. Chew Why the fuck is there something labeled "backdoor" in your app's code?"

This.

Bro she looks north of 35 :pepeDread:

Spiritually dead and buried. Soulless demon eyes.

Well... that just got a million times worse in an instant.

I'm sure her father is so proud he's putting on a nice horse thief necktie as we speak.

Well i mean she was ridden harder and put up wetter than a fuckin Ski-doo.

That's about what I expected.

Don't know if this is real but I believe it.

The goalpost is fucking incorporeal at this point

He very explicitly can't catch human diseases. It's hilariously retarded.

Jeff Cliff's supervillian arc.

This is why I don't read comics anymore.

ALL OF THEM