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Notices by Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital), page 2

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2025 12:09:18 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Rusty Crab
    • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧
    • SunMcNukes

    I mean even the lowest users who didn't care for decades. My mom even asked me if I knew of an alternative for adobe.

    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2025 11:25:10 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Rusty Crab

    Boomers are dying off, niggers only use dey sailfoam.

    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2025 11:19:14 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Slim Jim

    That or a psyche ward. Take your pick.

    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2025 05:41:16 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • ?uper?nekFriend ?
    🚨🇩🇪 BREAKING NEWS📢: Germany🔒 is going full emoji-wars⚔️, cracking down💥 on our beloved pictograms🖼️!! You better believe⚡👀 that using emojis😊😂 will now require a proper license📜💳! Citizens🧑👩💼 must register📝 for emoji use🚀 or face the emoji police🚔👮♂️ knocking at your door🚪! “How many 🍻🍷 emojis can one person 🧑🤝🧑 use in a single text?” they ask🔍🤔! As if🥴 people don't have ✨🍕 Picasso-like emoji skills🎨✨! So, forget about sending hearts❤️💖, or those cheeky 🍑🍌! You’ll have to use the sign-up form🗃️, which is 100 pages long📚📄, in triplicate👌✏️. And God forbid😱, if you accidentally mix up 💔 with 💞, you might as well start looking for a new 🇩🇪 residence! 😂🤣 Hold tight💯, we might need flamethrowers🔥 to get through this emoji apocalypse👾🛡️!
    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2025 01:15:17 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    ...

    In conversation about 4 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 09:54:33 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    You can totally trust Samuel Goldman. :animu_smug12:

    In conversation about 5 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/90/ca/23/90ca23399515c4fa25490a356aed17fa92366cb33f7b83463e0bd13d691a6495.jpg
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 30-Jun-2025 08:40:09 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    She has every right to be pissed off.

    In conversation about 5 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. https://media.nicecrew.digital/a9/28/37/a92837b6b83944e00314007478f0bf1bafa0694ba870c879becc12e750b4b606.png
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 14:37:52 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Dad

    zoomers distill everything to one syllable. eg: Rizz. Sign of illiteracy.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 14:20:37 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • DrRyanSkelton
    • snap

    As an example: there is not a single serious anime fan on this planet that does not understand what an honorific is and what it denotes.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 14:17:53 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    • DrRyanSkelton

    Here's my main problem: I don't need localization. I need the direct meaning of words. I can understand the emotion and the nuance from the vocal performance itself whether or not I know what the words mean by ear. This "Oh we have to put it in a way that isn't clunky." is bullshit. I can do the work with my brain.

    In conversation about 6 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 10:36:20 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper

    :lamoooooo:

    In conversation about 6 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 11:10:15 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • Owl
    • ThatMushroom :nicechan_ncd:

    Rent fucking free, good god.

    In conversation about 7 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-2025 01:24:43 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • racist teto

    I love living out in bumfuck nowhere with an acre of land where people leave me alone.

    In conversation about 7 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 04:54:39 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • ☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    • JuicyGothMommyFeet

    Technically it is a "social" construct. But I'm not going to split hairs, I know what you mean.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 04:38:47 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to

    Interesting argument, my rebuttal will be braining you with a rock.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 04:35:32 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Matty
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip

    Then you tell them they are one of these "Beta males" and they lose their goddamn mind and start frothing at the mouth.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 04:25:55 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • ☦️KingOfWhiteAmerica☦️
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip

    Well he's really bad at communicating that and should get somebody else to do it.

    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 03:38:50 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip

    The way it's worded is extremely weird :blobcat_raised_eyebrow:

    In conversation about 9 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jun-2025 00:44:31 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
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    • BroDrillard

    It's well past time to torch reddit off the face of the net

    In conversation about 10 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jun-2025 19:02:25 JST Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
    in reply to
    • SKiZM :confederate:

    Yet if you snuck over the border you would get a free ride for life.

    In conversation about 10 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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