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Notices by Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 01:10:54 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Fish of Rage
    @sun you mean making babies, right? right?!?!
    In conversation about 2 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 01:10:25 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Fish of Rage
    @sun you can't have them in Japan. maybe keep a baseball bat by your front door?
    In conversation about 2 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 00:57:18 JST Dad Dad
    I had a dream that some organized crime group (led by a guy who looked like Kazuya Mishima from Tekken) offered me power and money in exchange for me doing their bidding. I was skeptical at first, until, like Satan tempting Jesus, they showed me all the worldly pleasures they had at their disposal. My books would become instant best-sellers, I could influence world politics, I could get revenge on my enemies. All I had to do was occasionally kidnap or torture or kill a usually-innocent person; was that too much to ask?

    I accepted. I accepted like a little bitch. I sold out to evil. But what drove me over the edge into accepting this deal with the devil? The food. These Yakuza fucks had a chef who prepared a top-tier ice cream cone for me, and that sugary shit was the tastiest thing I ever ate in my life. I submitted to the yoke of evil over freaking ice cream.

    If such a situation ever happened in real life (To me, a peasant with no connections and a contempt for rich people? Unlikely.) I like to think I would do what Guts would do when the devil Ganishka made a deal with him. But my dream told me the truth: I would stupidly go along with it. I'd do it and I'd hate myself and I'd pretend I was using my power for good, but it would be a filthy-ass lie to cover my shameful lack of courage.

    Don't be a faggot-ass monster.
    In conversation about 2 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c7/ca/23/c7ca230c688285d0a92f5fc9d392d3c8e804b81847c52b84a5604e70d9434aae.jpg?name=C-su2d0gXnQ05Q.jpg
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 22:48:57 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • SPCmovienight
    • waifu
    • DulceKennedy
    @waifu @ElDeadKennedy we still watch movies every Sunday evening at 5:30pm US Mountain Time. plz follow the Movie Night account for more info. @SPCmovienight
    In conversation about 4 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:34:46 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • The MILF Messiah
    • narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:
    • Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:
    • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
    • Fish of Rage
    • Bricky
    @lunarised @miscbrains @hj @mangeurdenuage @sun @thatbrickster I love that movie, but there's no way the protagonist would be happy at a construction job, wearing down his body, making 1/3 as much as he did at the office job.
    In conversation about 13 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:34:45 JST Dad Dad
    • narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:
    • Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:
    • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
    • Fish of Rage
    • Bricky
    @miscbrains @hj @sun @mangeurdenuage @thatbrickster but why the stapler?
    In conversation about 15 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:02:50 JST Dad Dad
    • narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:
    • Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:
    • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
    • Fish of Rage
    • Bricky
    @miscbrains @hj @sun @mangeurdenuage @thatbrickster I recognize the Archer art style but I've never seen that show.

    have more Hex-chan.
    In conversation about 15 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 04:58:15 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • N e w m a n
    • Pacific NW Viking
    • rubberducky
    @viking @rubberducky @newman is there any good reason why any trial should take longer than a month?
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 04:56:12 JST Dad Dad
    • N e w m a n
    • Pacific NW Viking
    • rubberducky
    • bajax
    @bajax @newman @rubberducky @viking journalists don't deserve to have jobs.
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 00:41:50 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • pwm
    @pwm thanks Obama
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 00:40:55 JST Dad Dad
    >walk a single block downtown
    >go past seven homeless people
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/9d/16/cd/9d16cd48dc2294d83f33713e55a61d40bb0c125967d5e1f8d38cee0e0beef3fa.jpg?name=EmXk6kfNKMbp8w.jpg
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 22:49:59 JST Dad Dad
    • Fish of Rage
    @sun
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 08:26:58 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Fish of Rage
    @sun as punishment, he makes you act in one of his movies
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 18:10:10 JST Dad Dad
    Y'all folx
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 22:50:56 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Rheristies
    • Maid
    • racist teto
    • Kagekokoro
    @rher @teto @Kagekokoro @SamBox9029 at least this anime season also has the extremely wholesome and good-natured Anne Shirley.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 22:50:51 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Maid
    • Kagekokoro
    • RehnyNytes256
    @RehnyNytes256 @Kagekokoro @SamBox9029 fite me irl, then we will forge a friendship through battle.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 18:41:06 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • SuperDicq
    @SuperDicq it's wrong to promote tranny shit. fuck you.

    Bebop also had an episode about a guy who fucked up his body with estrogen injections, but it was correctly portrayed as disgusting and deadly.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 17:32:23 JST Dad Dad
    Lazarus, the new anime by the Cowboy Bebop director, has a decent story: In the year 2049, a scientist created a painkiller pill that was cheap and effective and had no side effects. The whole world started using it, and then the scientist disappeared. in 2052, he re-appeared and announced that there WAS a side effect: he put nanomachines into each pill that would kill the user after 3 years, and that time was almost up. Also, he has a cure, so try to find him in the next 30 days!

    But the poz levels in Lazarus are high. It has to frequently remind us that trannies good, crossdressers good, black people good (they always overcome le racism because they are geniuses), WHITE MEN BAD, white men uncool, especially rich white tech bros, who always use date-rape drugs. Oh, and it's heckin super brave to tell people about global warming.

    Yes, I will bitch about this on the podcast next week.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    2. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/bd/09/60/bd09600c6d9a2b7d5be4851c1906d562be741dfaadbada6208108c89ef3d2713.png?name=MqtF9wOXHhGrHQ.png
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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 17:32:20 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Maid
    • racist teto
    • Kagekokoro
    @SamBox9029 @teto @Kagekokoro you should have the emails or phone numbers of important Fediverse bros, just in case of outages. always be prepared!
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 02:44:36 JST Dad Dad
    in reply to
    • Erik Moeller
    • Fish of Rage
    • pwm
    @pwm @sun @eloquence I'm proud of my grandpa, Jeff Q. Anime, who invented cartoons for perverts.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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