Notices by H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 18:26:18 JST H. Faust
Breaking News: Trump announces EO to mandate prima nocta. "Folks, we need more Americans and no one impregnates like me. I'm the best impregnator. I can impregnate any female I see. We are going to outbreed our enemies folks, I'm telling you, you are going to be tired of so much breeding. Make America Fertile Again" -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 15:52:37 JST H. Faust
Did you know that Europeans don't have free speech? They have to pay to speech freely, rates go from 1 Euro per opinion to 1000 Euros for a controversial opinion. Thoughts are free tho. -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 15:04:20 JST H. Faust
@guskma iPhone SE3より悪い。 -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 15:04:19 JST H. Faust
@guskma アップルは、消費者が通常のiPhone 16を購入することを望んでいる。 -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 13:20:20 JST H. Faust
@lain We know call it "adjacent" -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 07:04:12 JST H. Faust
>Budget tier phone
>$599 USD
Whose budget are we talking about? -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 04:14:58 JST H. Faust
Super Ball Girls (2022): -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 04:14:57 JST H. Faust
BTW, never, ever in your life look up "Gremlins porn parody". I've been seen horrors beyond my comprehension. -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 04:14:57 JST H. Faust
It is fun) -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 02:21:54 JST H. Faust
@sun @Fullmetal2255 There's a whole show dedicated to this phenomenon -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 01:49:42 JST H. Faust
>Windows 2000 was released 25 years ago -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 01:21:07 JST H. Faust
@lain Add a fluffy tail and I'm on board -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:10:14 JST H. Faust
I play GB/GBC/GBA/DS on my DSi, 3DS on my 3DS, GC/Wii on my Wii and for the rest there's my PC...
...and tablet, please don't judge -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 14:45:47 JST H. Faust
@romin "Hey look at this cool thing"
-6 gorillion replies later-
"Sure, Hitler was bad but at least he didn't suppress footfags" -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 14:05:15 JST H. Faust
Boy, the way GNU Social deployed
Software that made the server boil
Guys like us, we had it made
Those were the days
And you knew who you federated then
Girls were Mastodon, and men were Pleroma
Mister, we could use a feature
Like groups again
Didn't need no quote and repost
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old OStatus ran great
Those were the days -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 13:51:40 JST H. Faust
Least controversial thread in the federation -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 12:28:34 JST H. Faust
The federation is all good and cool, but where's the 80s intro theme song? -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 11:59:57 JST H. Faust
Why would anybody want to stop the collapse of the US? It is the comedy of the century. -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 10:49:01 JST H. Faust
@sun Where's 10grans? -
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H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 03:59:47 JST H. Faust
I'm gonna repeat myself here but
Western stories about female robots: "NO, YOU ARE ENSLAVING THEM, THEY WILL MURDER YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL"
Japanese stories about female robots: "Thanks to you I've learned to feel, let us unite with unconditional love despite me being a robot"