Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club)

When you fart during your prostate exam.

@TenaciousGoat she's got a good personality too.

This AI Celestina gets worse the longer you look at it.

This is really good info if you're doing carnivore and buying cheaper cuts of meat to save money. You can make the cheap cuts taste like more expensive steaks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgnZp1wijgc

Eastern Europeans who hate Russia and Sunni Muslims who hate Iran and fight fore and cheer on the Jewish run Western Empire are like the black tribes of Africa that sold other blacks into slavery for gunpowder only to be enslaved themselves at a later date.

I get that weak men create hard times and all, but do you realize you're cheering for your own enslavement?

Well . . . so much for Marvel Rivals. I'm just going to skip any game that has "cross-play" and allows people on controller to play against people on mouse and keyboard using "aim assist" which is just an aimbot hack built into the game to make "casual players" feel good.

I was having fun, but the sheer amount of aimbotting has absolutely killed any enjoyment I was having.

I think I found my main in Marvel Rivals. I liked Punisher, but I'm a support-main at heart, and Rocket Raccoon has a mini-gun, healing grenades, and can deploy buildings like the Engie from TF2, so I'm digging the little trash panda.

I created a new X account. Let's see how long I last. https://x.com/TFMonkey2

I think it's funny how we never had female school shooters until they started roiding women with testosterone who identified as men.

I get why the government wants to promote effeminate men and cut boys dicks off, but transmen are becoming a real menace.

They have all the violent tendencies of men without the IQ or second order thinking of men.

Congratulations, you've recreated black people.

@YeetLibs - be small minority in a white majority country.

- white people accuse you of being violent criminals and want you to leave.

- poison their pets to "scare them to leave you alone"

"TFM keeps saying the government is manipulating the market, but he is just coping because he lost money"

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/they-just-got-handed-fraudulent-books-ed-dowd-warns-trump-inheriting-turd-economy

@ToyotaTime because it's so far beyond the paie that nobody even considers it.

It's genius. You make the solutions unthinkable, and watch everyone squirm trying to find an ":acceptable solution".

The short answer is Russia isn't a dictatorship, and neither is China.

I just saw some retard claiming that population collapse isn't real and was gaslighting because according to census projections, white people are "right where they're supposed to be" after decades of below-replacement birth rates.

My Hebrew in Moloch, just because demographers have been WARNING about a population collapse for decades and their estimates are panning out doesn't mean there isn't a problem.

This is like in Dark Knight where "nobody panics as long as things go according to plan.

I'll be so glad when the boomers are dead and we won't have to have in-person meetings anymore which can clearly be handled via a phone call or a Zoom conference.

Embrace the future old man!

@LukeAlmighty here's a special feet pic just for you.

PSA: I don't have a WhatsApp, it's spyware. This isn't me and they're running some kind of scam.

@LukeAlmighty I'm a mobile gamer now thanks to my insomnia.

@lain it's because of corn syrup. The rest off the world uses natural sugar, but sugar comes from South America, and we subsidize corn to "create jobs for Americans"

Fructose can't be used as energy without being processed by the liver. HFCS causes fatty liver disease and obesity even though it's only technically "sugar". It overloads your liver, and the sugar that can't be processed is stored as fat, and it's in EVERYTHING.

@LukeAlmighty there's more than one way to skin a dick, turn it inside out, and sew it to your colon.

I wonder if any trannies have preserved their removed penises and turned them into a dilators so they could fuck themselves in their frankenpussies with their own dicks.