Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club)

@LukeAlmighty even pizza at an Italian Restaurant is fancier than Pizza Hut or Dominos.

Italian food is "budget fancy". It's more fancy than burgers or pizza, but not as expensive as steak or seafood.

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@VooDooMedic for 2026, I'm going to use AI to make a new intro for the saturday show. I want to go with a high energy anime intro.

Can you make a theme song as our resident AI music producer? Ideally I'd like it in Japanese but with subtitles about "taking women's rights away" and "impaling simps" and "spinning robot pussy" and all kinds of inside jokes and references.

I'll set everything to visuals. I'm just looking for a song to work with.

music: Coded To Be Yours - Binary After Dark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHh8eOpgUU

I haven't seen anyone else make this meme about the "online safety" laws, so I did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZGqfK3ClFU

So I got my testosterone levels checked for the first time, and I actually have too much testosterone. I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur.

@Terry that's what they get for forcing all those automatic updates down my throat.

When you fart during your prostate exam.

@TenaciousGoat she's got a good personality too.

This AI Celestina gets worse the longer you look at it.

This is really good info if you're doing carnivore and buying cheaper cuts of meat to save money. You can make the cheap cuts taste like more expensive steaks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgnZp1wijgc

Eastern Europeans who hate Russia and Sunni Muslims who hate Iran and fight fore and cheer on the Jewish run Western Empire are like the black tribes of Africa that sold other blacks into slavery for gunpowder only to be enslaved themselves at a later date.

I get that weak men create hard times and all, but do you realize you're cheering for your own enslavement?

Well . . . so much for Marvel Rivals. I'm just going to skip any game that has "cross-play" and allows people on controller to play against people on mouse and keyboard using "aim assist" which is just an aimbot hack built into the game to make "casual players" feel good.

I was having fun, but the sheer amount of aimbotting has absolutely killed any enjoyment I was having.

I think I found my main in Marvel Rivals. I liked Punisher, but I'm a support-main at heart, and Rocket Raccoon has a mini-gun, healing grenades, and can deploy buildings like the Engie from TF2, so I'm digging the little trash panda.

I created a new X account. Let's see how long I last. https://x.com/TFMonkey2

I think it's funny how we never had female school shooters until they started roiding women with testosterone who identified as men.

I get why the government wants to promote effeminate men and cut boys dicks off, but transmen are becoming a real menace.

They have all the violent tendencies of men without the IQ or second order thinking of men.

Congratulations, you've recreated black people.

@YeetLibs - be small minority in a white majority country.

- white people accuse you of being violent criminals and want you to leave.

- poison their pets to "scare them to leave you alone"

"TFM keeps saying the government is manipulating the market, but he is just coping because he lost money"

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/they-just-got-handed-fraudulent-books-ed-dowd-warns-trump-inheriting-turd-economy

@ToyotaTime because it's so far beyond the paie that nobody even considers it.

It's genius. You make the solutions unthinkable, and watch everyone squirm trying to find an ":acceptable solution".

The short answer is Russia isn't a dictatorship, and neither is China.