Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club), page 2

@cowanon he's lucky he wasn't falsely accused of rape for rejecting a fatty. That's what ruined Tubuscus's career.

@Rasp @mechawatts the whole point of TTRPGs is to get together with your friends. Adults don't just "hang out". There needs to be something planned, hence the need for TTRPGs.

Playing online with strangers . . . you might as well just play a videogame.

@Rasp I have faced similar issues. It's part of trying to game with adults with families and responsibilities. Here is my solution.

Replace TTRPG night with "Game Night" and have a bunch of games you can play with as few as 2 players, so even if only one other person shows up, you can play some games together and have fun.

Try Warhammer or One Page Rules, or consider board games like HeroQuest or Risk.

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To whoever needs to hear this:

Don't fish in the Rubicon. If you're not prepared to go all the way, don't do shit.

If you have too much to lose to risk it, even if you're upset and want to "do something", don't do shit.

Ask yourself how far you're willing to go, and if the answer isn't "all the way", then don't do shit.

Have a nice day.

Apparently someone I was playing a mobile MOBA with as a random solo-queuer makes made a highlight clip of our game together.

The thought of being featured in random videogame clips by people who have no idea who I am amuses me.

https://tl.honorofkings.com/v2/tl/29134_1_j37TemzI0of

I hope everyone is having a good Monday.

@BowsacNoodle @RoninGrey here are some of my oversized (couldn't fit in the normal 25mm mini holders I made which fit most of the minis.

I also give the "bosses" a little extra color but not too much as I want them to be generic too.

Some of these are 3D printed

@RoninGrey @BowsacNoodle I paint everything but the bosses in generic shades so they can be used to represent more than one character when needed.

The Lich is the "Dread Sorcerer" mini, and you can use him for any NPC spellcaster. There is a female variant in the Spirit Queen's Torment expansion.

The Sorcerer could be a lich, or simply a Cultist wearing a skull mask. That's why it's best to paint them generically.

Here is the Dread Cultist from the Rise of the Dread Moon expansion w/ masks

@RoninGrey @BowsacNoodle If you plan on collecting the expansions, you can 3D print custom containers to store all the minis, furniture, tokens, etc so you can at least fit the 3 main expanions (Kelors Keeps, Return of the Witch King, and the Frozen Horror) in the main box.

If you plan on owning more expansions than that, you won't be able to fit everything in the main box. I use the main box for minis, another box (Ogre Horde) for furniture, another box (Jungles) for tokens, etc. within a tote

@RoninGrey @BowsacNoodle here is an ad-hoc tier list of HeroQuest expansions (I own them all).

1. Against the Ogre Horde
2. Jungles of Delthrak
3. Mage of the Mirror
4. Frozen Horror
5. Rise of the Dread Moon
6. Return of the Witch Lord
7. Kelors Keep
8. Prophecy of Telor
9. Spirit Queen's Torment

B:

They know they're the problem, and they're hoping you don't realize it as society collapses. . .

. . . then they'll blame you for not doing enough to stop it.

If you're wondering what I'm doing today and why I haven't published any videos or streamed, it's because I've taken the day off and am doing jack fucking shit today.

It's quite nice.

dystopian futurism from the 80s led me to believe that "punks' would be a much bigger problem than they turned out to be.

Or perhaps the "punks" were just trannies the entire time, and we didn't realize it at the time. You be the judge:

@s2208 @Pain66 whenever I meet a "brilliant" woman, it's endlessly entertaining to observe how vapid and basic they are the nanosecond you discuss anything outside of their specific area of expertise.

@qm This seems like filler with no impactful choices to be made. Boo.

@qm become a shaman/wizard. He's too old to regain his old position using strength alone.

@37712 @Indignation no, he's dead. There is no proof currently available that Israel did it.

@thefinn but I thought if we empowered women more they would do their one fucking job.