Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club), page 3

@thefinn but I thought if we empowered women more they would do their one fucking job.

For what it's worth, I did a keto hotdog taste test. I bought 100% beef hotdogs from Costco, Sam's Club and some Ballpark hotdogs to compare them to a name brand.

The Ballpark dogs were the worst. The Sam's Club ones were thicker than my hot dog toaster (yes I have a hot dog toaster) could accommodate, but the Costco hot dogs were the clear winner.

Get the "bun sized" hotdogs, BTW.

Also, if you eat 6 hot dogs with high fiber keto-buns over a single day, be prepared to fart and shit all day.

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the return of Adeptus Celestinus

Every day my life be like:

"Haha you thought the government wouldn't ignore stagflation and double down, causing the entire financial system to collapse while driving all the commodities producers in the world into the arms of BRICS.

You said the government wouldn't keep rates above 5% because it would cause the interest payments on the debt to force debt monetization and hyperinflation.

But the government did all of those things and the world hasn't presently ended. What do you have to say?"

@NEETzsche the dwarves dug too deep and too greedily.

The Jews are throwing DEI and trannies under the bus and pivoting to Republicans in order to ensure support for Israel.

It looks like they won't assassinate Trump after all. They'll let him be President again as long as he promises to support Israel with (what remains of) the US military.

If you have a hypothesis of why the Cathedral would throw not only trannies and minorities, but Democrats under the bus for the sake of Israel that isn't "the Jews run the Cathedral" I'm all ears.

The many races of AI Celestina

@sickburnbro 2024 Update: They did nothing to defend the border while it was flooded with illegal aliens, but sprang into action to ban TikTok and shut down anti-Israel protests (during a genocide) to suck Jew cock.

The Conservatives aren't cowards, they're traitors.

Celestina from 3 different AI engines

@Shlomo There is already (yet) another WW2 "nazis bad" movie in theaters right now. They would release another WW2 videogame but they ruined all of those by filling them with crippled lesbian PCs already.

@Shlomo It's just the latest Goyslop movie for 2024 retreading WW2 in order "remind everyone" about the holocaust and "nazis bad".

@SpurgAnon if only there was a way for men to reverse women's rights and restore patriarchy again, but alas it's impossible because we would have to overthrow and reset the government as well, but that's impossible. We will just have to vote harder as illegal aliens replace us and give all our money to Israel.

@Indignation If they're trying to keep up with the men, yes, but "high intensity" for women should be fine.

@Indignation I'm never heard of "military gums". Are they just caffeine gum, or do they have vitamins and shit in them?

@Indignation They gave up energy drinks called Rip It. They were like short little cans. They never gave up gum.

I ate keto cereal and I've been farting and shitting all day. It wasn't even that good. I just wanted to try it. Holy shit, stay away! This is sugar-free gummy bears level of suffering.

@billiam @sickburnbro @veff @white_male the first chart that shows boys and girls have the same mean IQ was taken using children 11-13 wherein girls have a once in a lifetime developmental advantage due to starting puberty at 11 (while boys start at 13).

The second chart (showing boys have higher IQs) was taken using 17 year old high school students. Saying it's wrong because more boys are retarded is egalitarian cope.

@billstclair @mkultra sexual abstinence only makes sense and provides the benefits of a traditional family within the context of a patriarchal system.

Even in nature, males protect their mates and offspring. This doesn't need to be taught, as it's natural and automatic if relationships are allowed to form as nature intended.

It's not a coincidence that sexual "liberation" was the second wave of feminism, while anti patriarchal egalitarianism was the first.

If you're doing keto, here are my top recommended snacks. Fit Crunch tastes like a candy bar. The Genius Gourmet bars taste like dehydrated ice cream, and the Keto ice cream bars are better than the "Carb Smart" bars that I've tried from other stores.

I found all of these at Costco. I've tried other brands, but these are the one I like the best.