Notices by The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 3

"am I pretty?"

You niggas are looking at the feet aren't you

Whatcha gonna do with it

Did it have the clitmouse?

And yet you knew exactly what I was referring to :kek_really:

Sure are talking about tuna a lot for someone who isn't a cat :squint:

You are now under a FROSTY ADVISORY :insane:

Big ole hunk a habanero cheese and some Deep Space Nine

I wouldn't mind watching Stargate tbh. It's possible I may enjoy

WHOA whoa ... You got Fairlight samples? :kek_look:

Standard issue colostomy bags are cool but I like the designer ones. Quite fashionable :niggy_dab:

You just don't get it do you :kek_eyeroll:

Not scrolling up lmao

Small maintenance like what, changing lightbulbs and air filters? Surely that doesn't include gutting a closet to the studs...if so I at least hope your rent is dirt cheap!

Dude have you brought this up to your landlord at all?

That goozle jiggle 🤣

Ugh that voice makes me want to shove a pineapple core remover through my ears

Hilarious but I really hate this guy

We have a sign like that on a machine that says "not only will this kill you, it'll hurt the whole time you're dying"