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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:53:52 JST Captain80s
and the dead hookers right? -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:53:19 JST Captain80s
You could be lead legal counsel and co writer. You are pretty funny. We are spit balling ideas we will never do. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:44 JST Captain80s
You'd munch on that sweaty thing. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:42 JST Captain80s
ugh she looks to manly . Dont like big bitches. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:41 JST Captain80s
curious how much that car weighs. Cant be more than 200 lbs with no guts in it. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:40 JST Captain80s
No . I did once. I was in my "Ms. right could be in any body cant judge" phase, I was wrong. She was at least 5 inches taller than me and a good 50 lbs heavier. Big Ms. Piggy lookin thing and needy as fuck. Holy crap I could not look her in the eye cause of the cringe. I had to break it off cause she was a huge bitch and the cringe. Then there was the constant whining about me not doing butt stuff with her. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:39 JST Captain80s
My son is an adult now and I tell him my retarded conquests. He makes fun of me for fucking a big fat chick. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:38 JST Captain80s
His mother bailed when he was 5. I raised him had custody and made her pay me child support. Me and my boy are buds as well and dad and son. We joke a lot , get drunk together. Kinda like roommates but Im still the boss. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:37 JST Captain80s
My sister treats her boys like titty babies. They are all betas. My son could kick all their asses at the same time. I am proud of this fact. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:36 JST Captain80s
My sister is a big bitch to 4 11 200 lbs at least. Ass so big I call her moomweina the brown cow (she is White). Of course she does not get it. I was play wrestling with one of her boys . He falls down and starts crying, fake crying. She comes stomping in their like Godzilla, BOOM BOOM BOOM "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY"! She roars. I look down at her " shut up you kids a bitch". -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:35 JST Captain80s
Get this. I was visiting parents and my sis and her boys where also there. I sit next to her oldest . He is a young man about yours ages. I smell something horrible. I cringe look at him, " is that you"? What he says? Thats smell I say. His mother looks at me with a sigh as says lol, " He is having hygiene issues". I shit you not. I say what did he get his ass kicked by the bar of soap and is now afraid of the bathroom? -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:34 JST Captain80s
My life is comdey I wish I could do stand up. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 17:49:32 JST Captain80s
we could guest star Jonny every once in awhile and watch him and Apoc cuss each other out like a jerry springer episode. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 10:21:23 JST Captain80s
Are you mad now?
Are you going to tell me how I am supposed to post on the fedi now?
Will I make make you leave fedi for weeks on end where some wonder if you offed yourself?
Gawd I hope so. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 10:21:23 JST Captain80s
What ? Scarletts a dude just like you are. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 04:16:36 JST Captain80s
Did you see this dude play Norman Bates in that TV series? -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 13:47:45 JST Captain80s
Do you consider Spaniards White? -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 13:47:44 JST Captain80s
The Spaniards thought they could turn the natives into Spaniards its why they are so mixed where as Northern Whites thought to separate. Thats why American Whites are still by far almost all White. Many of those beaners have Spaniard blood which makes them part White just depends on how much. Castizo vs. Mestizo. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 04:49:12 JST Captain80s
Pot head. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 13:00:44 JST Captain80s
Love that show.