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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-2026 04:12:41 JST
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Every jew on the planet is jealous of her hairy nose.
She’s not nosemaxxing, she is literally nose waxing.
Thank God another cokehead woman is now out of the dating pool. I would never want to kiss her and her outer nose hair tickle my lip.
She’s a quitter. Quitting cocaine is for pussies.
Every single day of the rest of her life, I want someone to text her how wonderful fresh cookies, delicious food, and the autumn air smell.
She can finally sit in the car with my terrible farts and not give a damn. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-2026 03:45:09 JST
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Did she fuck the gorilla at the zoo?! -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Sep-2026 14:27:17 JST
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There’s so much to break down here:
A) Fuck cops to the end of the earth. If this kid becomes a cop, he’s going to be a fuckass like the rest of them; jew slaves.
B) Firefighters are awesome.
C) Stop telling everyone your kid is shy in front of him. That doesn’t help.
D) Observe your kid to see what he likes. Go do that instead of inviting fuck ass schoolmates and entitled fuck ass parents.
E) This is why the real school shootings happen.
F) It’s time to move to a better town where there isn’t an entitled fuck ass kid even exists.
G) Never cry in front of your kid on his birthday. That shit is weak. Just redirect the emotion to cutting brake lines and setting houses on fire. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Sep-2026 06:59:20 JST
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>you may now kiss the donkey-semen-breath bride -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Sep-2026 06:59:19 JST
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Is it worse or better that she collects your cum in a jar, and a burglar snorts it? -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Sep-2026 06:53:14 JST
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>California Conned-Whore -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 11-Sep-2026 22:51:51 JST
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He should go ride a sportbike really fast in traffic. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 15:17:17 JST
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I would have loved to have seen that place in operation. Back when men were actual men.
That place is haunted as fuck. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 09:06:00 JST
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@Humpleupagus Elephant nuts -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 22:24:08 JST
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This chick’s new name is Linebacker Lisa. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 09:41:36 JST
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Colorado is an absolute political fucking nightmare shithole. Ask me how I know. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 06:00:33 JST
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Zoo Niggers rolls off the tongue better than Niggers Zoo. 🤨😏 -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 06:00:31 JST
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@Humpleupagus needs to incorporate a dead-man switch for our Zoo accounts. I’m trying to figure out a way to sync that up that doesn’t invade privacy.
>if my phone goes dark, then wipe my Zoo account
Or something to that extent. 😏 -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2026 06:00:31 JST
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What up, brother?! Long time, no see.
Yea. The world still needs my shenanigans, apparently. God-willing, I’m here as long I can be.
People will agree “bitches be tryin’.” -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Sep-2026 10:48:06 JST
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You ate one of the kids. Probably the one none of them liked. That’s why they sing songs for you. 🤨 -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Sep-2026 10:46:43 JST
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>say shorter one more time, I will buzz it off…
“Shhhhh…SHORTER SHORTER SHORTER SHOOOORTTEEERRRR” -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Sep-2026 02:01:14 JST
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@penguin -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Sep-2026 00:09:21 JST
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I want two! -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 07-Sep-2026 23:35:53 JST
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I foresee retarded nigger babies in her near future. -
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DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 24-Aug-2026 10:02:14 JST
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The best way to get a woman out of a Tesla is to drive at 145mph towards oncoming traffic. If they refuse to get out, keep doing it.