Notices by Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)

The better to weirdly see you, my dear!

Beautiful plumage, though!

He says so right there IN BIG LETTERS!!!

ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?!!?! I mean BIRD?!!?!

That motherfucker ain't real!!

Many of Campbell's delicious soups LOOK horrible until you try them!

Amen to that. Something delicious, like:

Fancylad.

Reverend Cistman, to YOU!

It's excellent for use as ballast in a keel because saltwater won't corrode it.

holy shit, anyone with kinds in california needs to move the fuck away.

Well, come to think of it, all the parents I know in this communist heck hole send their kids to private schools, or sent, they're all going off to university now.

... lol at getting old. Beats the alternative, at least.

Omg we had one do something similar last year! Found like 9 eggs!

Probably kinda chickeny.

Up by ma-in-law's house, there had once been some hippy commune or cult compound or something. They had chickens, but when they all suicided or flew away to halebopp land or whatever, they let their chickens go. Now there are "wild" chickens all over the place in the woods there! That was some years ago, I bet niggers have eaten them all by now.

they sure act like niggers in our garden at night.

They can be SO ASTONISHINGLY CLEVER, when they're not being retards...

Our girls lay delicious bluish ones.

I smell like petunias

ofuk I keep posting this one!

CAAAAT THREAD!!!

It's hard work being a retarded cat!