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@PNS the face you make when applying Gold Bond cream to an already irritated area

@PNS whoa, he looks like the red beans and rice didn't miss him

@PNS discrimination lawsuit incoming 5.4.3.2...

@PNS true love is out there

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@PNS still not watching the wnba

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I let it sit for a bit to let the scents marry together. It actually smells pretty good. My sister said banana is the hot smell this year. I could see this as both a lotion and a candle as well.

@PNS Pro tip, works on both white and dark meat.
Season your chicken heavily then place uncovered in fridge for 24 hrs before cooking. With skin on thighs the salt will get the skin extra crispy when cooking. With chicken breast it seasons the meat all the way through. We usually eat thighs but I just did a huge batch of breasts and they came out really delicious by salting them the night before.

@PNS Howard the Duck 👍

@PNS I only like the magic ones. Those I soak in lemon juice, strain then mix with a flavor packet. Bet you there's a vegan out there doing this 🤣

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@PNS it also lowered the amount of dicks she gotta take to 1 from 30. He's older so his nuts a day are at most 3 but probably 1. Hookers do Algerbra math, she knew it was a better deal overall. He's a sucker paying for it. Especially nowadays with all the Daddy kink whores have. Could have gotten a week for just food and beverage in a fancy hotel.

@PNS they have huge metal crocs at hobby lobby for sale, I don't know who needs that info but I'm putting it out there. Me and another guy were looking at it. He took a pic and sent it to his wife. Saw him a few isles over and he said "the wife said Hell No!" I laughed and said "that's why you don't tell her you just bring it home and place in the yard."

@PNS I would not underestimate that dude, he probably has a 45 under that jacket

@PNS never order delivery. It's not safe for a million reasons besides getting stabbed but not wanting to get stabbed is a pretty good reason by itself.

Last night we had the 3 B's ground beef, beans and brussel sprouts. I tosses the brussel sprouts in my rosemary garlic oil then air fried. They came out delicious!
But whoa didn't even think about what it was going to do me today 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Zonz I eat pho with chopsticks, I'm officially an honorary asian.

Wasn't that all marsh land before they built Manhattan up?
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