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@PNS

kidnapper training.

@lain

my new ringtone

@Humpleupagus @mushroom_soup @histoire3

I hear ladies whine about how they can't find a good man.

They should come to the late night grocery store that is open until midnight and see all of us fellas that do double shifts buying the weeks lunch stuff.

The serious men who keep the world turning while everyone else is asleep.

@Terry

Ironically, overweight americans will be most likely to survive.

@uk

Lol
European leaders are all gay.

@lain @IAMAL_PHARIUS

Dubai chocolate pancake...

that would be cooool.

@lain @IAMAL_PHARIUS

That's ok.
The ubiquitous US hamburger isn't a native meal here. I'm told it's from Germany.

@lain

It will make him popular in Puerto Rico, where goods are massively inflated because of the Jones act.

@lain @IAMAL_PHARIUS

is the Dubai chocolate cake a creation of that country or just marketing?

@PNS

happy st patricks day.

@PNS i was a teacher for a while, i never let them get that close.

@PNS

Punch them right back

@PNS

The trio who made it ok to dress like a gas station attendant.

@PNS

don't marry a funny guy

@PNS

this story ends with, "retires to Florida."

@PNS @Killer_Mule @Woodbutcher

🤔

@PNS @Killer_Mule @Woodbutcher

funnier than CSB?

@PNS @Killer_Mule @Woodbutcher

They booked him just to elaborately cancel his show.

@PNS @Killer_Mule @Woodbutcher

you mean like Asians?
The 'Asian F,' is an A-.

@PNS @Killer_Mule @Woodbutcher

They don't care what anyone thinks, so insults and stereotypes bounce right off.