Notices by BSD/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro)

@d361c522fc291b1d478b23bcdcc81838d06a061e1d6e66b46c328daab6fe887c
I just stopped buying shit.

They wanna fuck me like that, I'll just do my part to crash the economy *and* I'll lose 3 pounds a week.

Because zoomers don't know how to change a tire. Nobody ever made a dance for it.

@p
Mine oscillates so hard that the FCC got on my ass for violating someone's mmWave licensed band

I don't think I've watched cable news once since I started watching Asmongold

@djsumdog
Dr. Pepper
@gear

@anemone
Thanks, now Come As You Are is stuck in my head
@neopolitan

A bit strange the mods allow this to stay up but I can't say anything bad about TV Show.

I *really* don't think these people like Ekko. Like they straight up admit it.

@Suiseiseki
Then you certainly won't mind mine :)

@Suiseiseki
Oh gosh darn it. Then you won't be too surprised when I take out all the safety features and let y'all deal with the AGI.

@Suiseiseki I've never felt either.

The best software is written out of spite.

I like how everyone's just allowed to be horrible and nasty to me and say shit that would get them arrested in many countries, but I'm not allowed to say anything back and I'm not even allowed to express any frustration in public over it.

Just amazing.

And then people say I have a victim complex.

If you're concerned someone has a victim complex, the solution is very simple: Quit victimizing them.

I can't believe how much I hate everything

Require passing a literacy test once every 90 days got continued use of tiktok and "insta", you'll see those scores spike real god damned quick.

In fact, wall the entire internet behind a literacy and cognitive test.

"bawww bawww people need the internet to survive you'll just kill people bawww bawww"

No, this will kill *stupid* people. Big difference. Stupid people aren't people.

@tinfoil-hat
This is a meme btw. No such feature actually exists or is planned.

@da_667
I think people end up not having a choice because the alternative is getting packeted all the time

Siloing everyone into Shitflare and Akamai and etc. instead of pushing harder on things like BCP-38 makes the Internet more fragile. I'm surprised we don't see more "lol us-east1 down everyone's fucked" but with shitflare

@charlie_root
So me getting my Irish passport was *not* a smart escape hatch?
@matty @graf

You have been visited by the crab of memory safety.

Good performance and borrow checks will come to you, but only if you comment "THANK FERRIS"