Notices by BSD/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro)

The richest man on earth

Is a lolcow.

"nobody's trying to erase ekko, look at all the media that's been created about him!!!"

You're right, friend. Let's look at that media! Here's a link to it on Riot's official website!

What's that? The link doesn't work? 404? But... But that means file not found! That means the resource you requested does not exist at the specified location!

That is to say

IT'S BEEN FUCKING ERASED AND THE ONLY REASON IT STILL EXISTS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET IS BECAUSE I'M THE ONE PERSON STANDING BETWEEN HIM AND OBLITERATION

First time using a paper straw.

I do not like paper straws.

@mk
I can't hear you guys over my penis being so amazingly spectacularly enormous on account of my use of sqlite3
@p @djsumdog

These guys are sending people to source SD cards because for some unfathomable reason they're filming me in 4K.

Editor has his work cut out for him. You can only polish this turd so much.

@lina
I'd be doing one hell of a lot more leveraged trading if I was

Wow... So this is where the first person got AIDS

Image with me in it for my fedi frens

@zonk
Stop it. That's still public masutrbation.

zoomers on suicide watch

This person's problems matter more than mine.

@mischievoustomato
https://ligma.pro/@r000t/113798724288010790

Kill yourself.

I want every fucking zoomer dead. All of them. Zoomers killed my favorite person. Zoomers gaslit me about it.

Zoomers are the stupidest, most self-absorbed cunts to ever fucking exist and if some disease came out that killed zoomers with 100% effectiveness, I would spread it as much as I can.

@Suiseiseki
ZUG HIRE GRUG FOR JOB
ZUG HAVE EXISTING INFRASTRUCTURE
GRUG TOLD MAKE ONE SPECIFIC CHANGE TO WHOLE FLEET
GRUG INSTEAD TAKE TEN TIME AS LONG DEPLOY NEW THING THAT MAKE GRUG FEEL BETTER THAN EVERYONE
THING GRUG TOLD TO ULTIMATELY NOT DONE
ZUG MAD
ZUG NO PAY

@Suiseiseki
Ultimately, the people paying the bills decide what gets rolled out to an army of mall cops, the primary qualification, according to multiple members of the C suite, is a body temperature somewhere roughly in the high 90s.

Windows seems like a good choice here. Even if it wasn't, people paying the bills and what not. They aren't paying me to be a *nix weenie, they're paying me to get it working to spec.

@Suiseiseki
Show me the FOSS ForensIT Profwiz. Must support Azure AD and fully automated deployments.

:EkkoNone: Emailing the vendor again asking for a 1 day extension on the eval license because it expired over the holidays and *now* these guys want a demo

:EkkoThis: Roll the system clock back to when the license was valid, continue demonstration :ekkor:

@dcc lmfao because every time I restart the host, I have to manually reboot the services because systemd doesn't know how to make sure a network is usable before starting a service.

I've been kinda waiting for someone to say sth before doing anything about it

Everyone tag @0092a5be6a6b389e03e9b6fa38b2d7da88d30ba45fe857842e4c5d7712e2a280 so someone's OpenAI bill is really big this month

@Suiseiseki
Show me a FOSS-friendly tablet and tablet OS worth a damn and I'll switch.