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Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)

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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-2025 00:55:05 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • kaia
    @kaia yeah. just wait for them to forget about the renewal, that happened to zonk.com for a while but my dumbass forgot to actually buy it
    In conversation about 11 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: zonk.com
      ZONK
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-2025 00:04:54 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • Reasonable Man
    @r000t no gym included though
    In conversation about 12 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 03:52:49 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem:
    @tk yes, that's the joke :p
    In conversation about a day ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 03:48:56 JST zonk zonk
    tough day at the job site today. not that many fresh postings 😔
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 00:14:05 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • kaia
    @kaia he expert on my banana until i primate
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 23:54:00 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • snacks
    @snacks fun fact, the only non usa/canada phone prefix that's 1 digit is russia: 7
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 23:51:33 JST zonk zonk
    this is probably mad funny if you're german
    In conversation about a day ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 06:14:07 JST zonk zonk
    fuck
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/13/f6/1a/13f61a9a5873b44613aee1f5c6756f4d777240e32f27e0b7ac0b21c76f1b2f86.png?name=O7GiVGwYL5Aw_A.png
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 06:13:59 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • acolyte
    @acolyte my linkedinussy is gaped 😭😭😭 too many connection requests 😭😭😭
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 04:01:05 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • cool_boy_mew
    • Kimochi Whyui (Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?)
    @coolboymew @why his package is out for delivery
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 02:58:36 JST zonk zonk
    these job applications are getting easy
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/43/95/07/4395078042951dad004de78c489ec22c2fd244d3d8a98b0523f619d533bb164b.png?name=oCcD0WqDX6utkg.png
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 26-May-2025 00:27:02 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem:
    @tk yes, i think they'd be a cute couple :)
    but my hottest take is that mario is the top
    In conversation about 2 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:48:39 JST zonk zonk
    the what
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/63/e4/af/63e4af8ef16df6e682738539528e23bebbfd2b4a58641a8e2d4c0c53465e0eb9.png?name=rSWTxyE5D7RRcQ.png
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:43:19 JST zonk zonk
    i think the craziest insult ive ever gotten on cs was "you have two dads and they're hot as fuck". like what do you even say to top that. you can only out-zest it or shut the hell up
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:40:05 JST zonk zonk
    it's so funny seeing recruiters on linkedin with the open to work banner. like damn dude, even you've been reduced to the pathetic green circle of shame. it's a fucked up world we're living in
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:38:32 JST zonk zonk
    accidentally told my mom i tried weed and she called me at 4am her time and made me promise not to smoke again 😭😭😭 so sweet of her, meanwhile dad said "as long as you don't turn into a stoner im okay with it"
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:24:26 JST zonk zonk
    that ibuprofen got me posting funny
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:24:22 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • Ube Maija
    @ube hard cock create weak men
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 11:17:57 JST zonk zonk
    good times create weak men
    weak men create hard times
    hard times create strong men
    strong men make me hard
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-2025 06:47:56 JST zonk zonk
    i see burger and then i eat it
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/77/f3/29/77f3299855c74ba14b64779a26c05df3578bee261662053770f016f9ba85a361.png?name=IM5Pa991ZbDWwQ.png
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