Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)
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@sun excellent. best of luck in the new position. hope it brings you plenty of fun experiences :)
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@sun congrats!! in japan?
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i have a few days until i move. i have almost gotten rid of the last few pieces of memorabilia im hanging onto. my life will fit into two suitcases, one backpack, and an offsite backup. time to travel light and travel often
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ten, no, one hundred more blackouts for capitalist pig united state of america
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@triodug im just a rentoid with a dream 😔
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@triodug hey man, if this kansas shit works out, i might get an arce or two out of it. land is more valuable to me than equity
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@tk they will be left with my uncut dick and sweaty balls if they don't give me the car
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called a dealer about a car i know they haven't sold in a while. buddy talking about some "yeah it's still available" like it hasn't been sitting on the lot for two months lmaoooo
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@RustyCrab @korgster @foxcat sometimes i don't think
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i love my parents. im starting to see where i get both my stubbornness and cunning from lol
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@kaia marriage is a permanent thing in my mind. i take "til death do us part" literally. im fine with dating for extended periods of time, but if im getting hitched, i want it to be real
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@bartholin @kaia oh, not me. i get to deduct and exempt EVERYTHING :3
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@tk alas, this shit costs money™
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@kaia multiple americans, some who are fantasy material, have approached me with marriage offers. unfortunately, i have a silly sense of pride, and would never stoop so low as to marry a westerner for citizenship (especially since i already have an australian passport). american citizenship is so tax inefficient too. worldwide taxation!!! bleh. so much easier to get a green card that i can exit the moment it becomes tax advantageous to do so
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@kaia yes. dad knows as well as i do that just getting immigration advice is already prohibitively expensive (or at the very least extremely uneconomical), let alone launching a lawsuit against the US govt, which is sure to bankrupt almost anyone. mom, however, gets a little too excited that im in a legal jurisdiction where getting retribution against the government is a real possibility, and always encourages me to beg a lawyer to take me as a pro-bono case lol
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dad's reaction to immigration bullshit: "it's great that you're fully responsible for your own immigration status, im proud that you read the law and figured it out for yourself without getting a lawyer"
mom's reaction to immigration bullshit: "what do you mean they're not following their own laws??? can you sue them??? maybe get free citizenship???"
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@why this is just dijkstra's with less steps
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expertly third wheeling for my straight friends while casually scrolling on grindr, three vodka crans deep. this is the life
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at a bar overhearing an older gentleman say "i date women and i sleep with men. what's gay about that?" HUH ????????????
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turns out i can't cancel my xfinity internet without going into a fucking store and speaking to a manager. this is so retarded. just let me set a move out date online like every other utility does
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