GNU social JP
  • FAQ
  • Login
GNU social JPは日本のGNU socialサーバーです。
Usage/ToS/admin/test/Pleroma FE

  • Public

    • Public
    • Network
    • Groups
    • Featured
    • Popular
    • People

Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world), page 2

  1. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 14:53:02 JST zonk zonk
    guys it's over. they're condemning the home of sexuals. the county inspectors are gonna come over and fence off the property 😭
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  2. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 11:41:06 JST zonk zonk
    gonna test drive a car and ask the dealer "so it says objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, is that non-negotiable?"
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  3. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 11:39:53 JST zonk zonk
    <----- world's first yn furry
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  4. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 09:58:09 JST zonk zonk
    someone called me a faggot on cs and i got hard
    In conversation about 5 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  5. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 03:48:42 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • georgia
    @georgia im the only homosexual hustler out there, so i pressed like twice
    In conversation about 5 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  6. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 03:38:09 JST zonk zonk
    you can't say "i gave up" without saying "i gay". press like if you agree
    In conversation about 5 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  7. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 08:23:47 JST zonk zonk
    this is what charli xcx sounds like
    In conversation about 7 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

    Attachments


  8. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2024 06:01:07 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • :blank:
    @i fedi object permanence test failed
    In conversation about 8 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  9. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2024 00:49:09 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • david :_biflag:
    @david i won the 2024 fedi gooning olympics and all i got was this lousy fleshlight
    In conversation about 8 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  10. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 05:05:57 JST zonk zonk
    everyone says "let's lock in" but no one says "let's lock up"
    In conversation about 9 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  11. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 05:05:48 JST zonk zonk
    "linkedin in a great place to network"
    the type of people on linkedin:
    In conversation about 9 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

    Attachments


    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/260f2b5e205c00c2c6e97d9fe5799d37d5cedb8c99cc48380153796579251d1f.png?name=9eqIGvq3rE2jqg.png
  12. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 09:10:36 JST zonk zonk
    what if instead of photography it was freak-tography and instead of shooting photos we were shooting loads
    In conversation about 10 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  13. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 17:16:24 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • Druid
    @druid boy*
    In conversation about 11 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  14. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 17:16:22 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • sampo
    • Druid
    @sampo @druid you can say the same for a woman. obviously you're just resting on the cheeks
    In conversation about 11 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  15. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 17:16:20 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • sampo
    • Druid
    @sampo @druid i have not considered this type of therapy. i need to try it with my pet himbo
    In conversation about 11 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  16. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 06:07:59 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • georgia
    @georgia i use it to mean "bruh"
    In conversation about 13 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  17. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 06:05:49 JST zonk zonk
    explaining to my linguist friend that loss and :insane_eagle: are just english pictograms (he is going to end it all)
    In conversation about 13 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  18. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 05:56:08 JST zonk zonk
    if brevity is the soul of wit i am fucking retarded (i love to babble)
    In conversation about 13 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  19. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 05:31:32 JST zonk zonk
    i don't lock my scooter up because im scared someone's gonna steal it. i do it because im a dick to cars on the road and if i leave it unlocked im gonna find it at the bottom of a fucking lake
    In conversation about 13 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  20. Embed this notice
    zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 04:32:05 JST zonk zonk
    in reply to
    • georgia
    @georgia noise cancellation and proper fitting headphones made so much of a difference to me. like listening with new ears
    In conversation about 13 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
  • After
  • Before

User actions

    zonk

    zonk

    top shagger

    Tags
    • (None)

    Following 0

      Followers 0

        Groups 0

          Statistics

          User ID
          280399
          Member since
          6 Sep 2024
          Notices
          208
          Daily average
          3

          Feeds

          • Atom
          • Help
          • About
          • FAQ
          • TOS
          • Privacy
          • Source
          • Version
          • Contact

          GNU social JP is a social network, courtesy of GNU social JP管理人. It runs on GNU social, version 2.0.2-dev, available under the GNU Affero General Public License.

          Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 All GNU social JP content and data are available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license.