Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world), page 3
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 05:35:32 JST zonk fuck i just saw arcana posted this before me. it's so over -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-2024 01:13:44 JST zonk :siren: BREAKING: TRUMP PICKS COPPER MERCHANT EA-NASIR AS SECRETARY OF STATE FOR METALLURGY ‼️ -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 14:53:02 JST zonk guys it's over. they're condemning the home of sexuals. the county inspectors are gonna come over and fence off the property 😭 -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 11:41:06 JST zonk gonna test drive a car and ask the dealer "so it says objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, is that non-negotiable?" -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 11:39:53 JST zonk <----- world's first yn furry -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 09:58:09 JST zonk someone called me a faggot on cs and i got hard -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 03:48:42 JST zonk @georgia im the only homosexual hustler out there, so i pressed like twice -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 03:38:09 JST zonk you can't say "i gave up" without saying "i gay". press like if you agree -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 08:23:47 JST zonk this is what charli xcx sounds like -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2024 06:01:07 JST zonk @i fedi object permanence test failed -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2024 00:49:09 JST zonk @david i won the 2024 fedi gooning olympics and all i got was this lousy fleshlight -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 05:05:57 JST zonk everyone says "let's lock in" but no one says "let's lock up" -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 05:05:48 JST zonk "linkedin in a great place to network"
the type of people on linkedin: -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 09:10:36 JST zonk what if instead of photography it was freak-tography and instead of shooting photos we were shooting loads -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 17:16:24 JST zonk @druid boy* -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 17:16:22 JST zonk @sampo @druid you can say the same for a woman. obviously you're just resting on the cheeks -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 17:16:20 JST zonk @sampo @druid i have not considered this type of therapy. i need to try it with my pet himbo -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 06:07:59 JST zonk @georgia i use it to mean "bruh" -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 06:05:49 JST zonk explaining to my linguist friend that loss and :insane_eagle: are just english pictograms (he is going to end it all) -
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zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 05:56:08 JST zonk if brevity is the soul of wit i am fucking retarded (i love to babble)