Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world), page 4
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turns out im the responsible dad in the friend group and i have to explain why it's important that we get comprehensive travel insurance for 7 young adults travelling to a us territory that is typically not covered in health insurance plans
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@hj @corceeeee but with edging, you can feel good forever, and the fun never stops!
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@Forestofenchantment @hj @corceeeee nah, the best part is ruining, so you ejaculate without the pleasure of an orgasm. you don't have that mental reset and can keep going immediately. it's like unlocking girl horny and you quickly get hooked on the feeling.......
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@hj @corceeeee cumming is boring and cringe. why stop the fun when you can just keep going
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typical thursday night
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@corceeeee you're implying i cum every night, i just edge!
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@r000t the off switch
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@r000t like cell phone plan unlimited or unlimited unlimited?
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@rw bon appetit
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@raccoon @phos @avi
"out of their league" = they're too good for you
"out of my league" = you're too good for them
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@ctr (something an actual TA said to me)
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@ctr that's a little too complicated, have you tried while loops?
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what i want to say: this bitch done lost her rabid ass mind
what i actually say: hey, i don't think your part of the report fits the template, can you look over the design guidelines one more time?
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@snacks we just gotta keep edging the week [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
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@snacks but captain it's only thursday
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not gonna lie bros, this last semester fucking sucks. no one's biting on the job applications, for some reason im doing more classwork than i ever did in all my previous semesters combined, every professor is a bitch about every little thing, and im staring down the barrel of an administration that wants me deported for so much as farting without paying for it. i was hoping my last couple of months would be uneventful and chill, but im just tired of the bullshit at this point
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@snacks which characters?
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for lent im giving up thinking
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@swurl big ass boywife, big ass boylife
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@triodug 30 thousand real dollars is actually crazy. that's actually real "fuck you" money, spent out of pure spite. i kneel
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