Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world), page 4
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i don't lock my scooter up because im scared someone's gonna steal it. i do it because im a dick to cars on the road and if i leave it unlocked im gonna find it at the bottom of a fucking lake
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@georgia noise cancellation and proper fitting headphones made so much of a difference to me. like listening with new ears
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every time i see people make money illegally peacefully im mad jealous because i know if i step into the game god is absolutely making an example out of my ass
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went to a hypnosis club meeting. it was mostly female psychology students talking about the clinical applications. not even a single pervert. what the FUCK
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WHY DOES THE NEW MAC MINI HAVE A POWER BUTTON ON THE ***BOTTOM*** LMAOOOOOOOOO
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fucking genius intuitive design right there. im hollering. imagine someone's dumb ass actually lifting it up (and it has a billion cables attached to it because no usb-a ports) and blinding hitting the power button. and missing. im fucking done
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@lain i had to sit in the cuck chair and watch them go at it
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@druid it's funny how even though ive been gooning full time for a while, it still works just fine. my brain broke before my dick did lmao
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@druid yeah. it's still denial, though. with the former you abstain and go crazy from the slow torturous trickle of stimulation and any attention that gets magnified by the lack of your usual level of stimulation. with the latter you still abstain, but you fry your dopamine receptors with endless pleasure instead. im still disappointed when i cum, because that just resets my progress and clears the wonderful brain fog, but it's a lot easier to start and stop when im busy (i can put my dick away and ignore it when i have exams) rather than having the constant maintenance of a cage.
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i wish someone could ask me how my erection is :(
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just linked up with blackrock and gentrified the opps hood. im Gonna turn his trap house into a WHOLE FOODS
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@lunarised genuinely didn't see it. great minds think alike
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call me kennedy the way im f. with my john right now
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got a call from my old power generating company. they saw that i switched to another company and called me to entice me back with a sick fixed promotional rate for 3 months. i have never in my life had service like this from a UTILITY!!! they're really fighting for my business, and they're not even trying to lock me into a contract. incredible
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@lain @kaia i pretend i do not see it
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@kaia i, for one, would love to be a big burly guy's concubine
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@lain @mono it makes it so much funnier if it's true, so i probably believe it
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@lain @mono when a man tells you who he is, believe him
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@lain @mono the navy seal who killed osama announced that he wants 5 twinks as his concubines. i think it would actually be the opposite
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@lain noooooo not the hecking government created monopoly.....
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