Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world), page 4
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@Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @d0c40r0 i literally don't care though 😭
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@tk i think you can actually do this in international waters
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and i can tell you one thing
beautiful big cock butt naked men just don't fall out the sky, you know?
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@snacks international clumsy club
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woke up with a super dry throat. opened my water bottle. took a sip. the water bottle slipped out of my fucking hands and drenched my bed. im now getting a second pair of sheets on. who have i upset to deserve this. release this curse at once
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@kaia real communism has been tried and it's beautiful (in the way that it collapses spectacularly)
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@lain and overtime
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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if they're gonna make me fill this form out, i'm gonna have fun with it
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wait i can put -1 as the expected salary
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"competitive salary to be negotiated upon determination of mutual fit" is business speak for "suck me from the back you faggots"
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@kaia NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by whom tho 👀
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how about you help me to a job first and then i'll tell you
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no way🤯
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i wonder what possesses people to post this type of shit on their first name last name linkedin profiles
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when i first saw the location i didn't really give it much thought, but being right in the heart of tornado alley is definitely a little scary. especially with the rickety houses that americans build. i guess that's why renter's insurance exists huh
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got an interview lined up for a manufacturing firm in nebraska of all places. if i do get that job, i hope i get sucked off by a tornado twice a year
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@nerthos people like stability and a comforting handjob
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@rin this is good actually. women feel comfortable around gay guys (because they're not creeps trying to fuck them), and you can activate the "i can convert him" fetish so many women seem to have
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i love talking to my parents because "hey can you help me with this one thing" always turns into
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