jeffcliff@shitposter.world vs. TrevorGoodchild@poa.st
Notes about Jeff Cliff: "he wants other men to inject their fluids into his body" - @skylar That's right, it's Gigavaxxed Jeff! Most days he's out here reminding you - yes you - that you need to put on your mask and get your COVID shots, all 30 of them. This has cheesed off enough people that he's gotten quite a high seed in this tournament. Is that enough to put him into the next round?
Notes about Trevor Goodchild: "...bringing most of gab over to poast on purpose, nigga is literally holding open the gates of Toledo. We wouldn't have the gablin problem if not for him." - @lonestarr That really says it all. Trevor's been here for a long time without anyone having any beef with him - but bringing in the Gab scourge has turned a few eyes his way. Is putting a pile of refugees on our doorstep enough to take him to the top?
mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website vs. epictittus@poa.st
Notes about Tomato: "...always lusting over traps." - @dj He's in this tournament largely for lusting over traps and trannies! What more is there to say here? Well, his near-constant thirst over Paulo while they were transitioning has given him a reputation for being a groomer. He's slowed his roll a bit, he is still going strong!
Notes about epictittus: "...extremely thin skinned gablin boomer blockniggers. More pathetic and fragile than mastoniggers, and less entertaining." - @Sui I don't know much more about this guy other than that he immediately seethed about being nominated, then blocked me for someone else having nominated him! Can the rank-and-file Judge Dread mook beat one of the most notorious homosexuals on fedi?
This is due to both mer and meso having *three* nominations, instead of just two. Note that this removes Hachi and Jonny Fever from the tournament, and that this doesn't change any voting going underway currently. bracket.png
(I'm not tagging them in every post of this thread. Do you want graf's notifications to die? Do you really?)
Next, a quick description of the types of people we have in this tournament:
-We have Judge Dread, Trevor Goodchild, Epictittus, and StarProphet - a handful of people with a strong Gab culture! Except for Trevor, these are all Gab Refugees - Trevor is the one who happily guided them all here. Their general failure to adapt to the broader fediverse culture has planted this group a whopping FOUR slots in this tournament!
-We have people who have otherwise cheesed off a lot of people: Jeff Cliff, Graf, CSB. Their general prominence in their respective circles has caused people to have beef with them for one reason or another - and so the sum of individual grudges was enough to net them a slot here! This group has THREE slots in this tournament.
-We have the actual homosexuals: PonyPanda, Tomato, Paulo*, Maija, and Hachi! Each of these people has made a name for themselves as an ACTUAL homosexual, and a lot of their presence here is independent of anyone having any actual beef with them - they're just gay! This group has an amazing FIVE slots in this tournament!
-We also have THREE people who propelled themselves into the tournament on purpose, as a joke: Soy Magnus, Ratposter, and the tournament host CMD! I have nothing to say here, I'm in this group!
-Last, we have the standalone internet tough guy: Jonny Fever, who just barely made the cut! His drunken rampages where he tapes himself threatening to fight people are just enough to net him a seed with the lowest group.
Last, the rules:
1) There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this. 2) In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024. 3) Account holders may not vote against themselves! 4) Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya: bracket.png
Comments on Judge Dread: "Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @lonestarr
Comments on CMD: "Wouldn't it be funny if you knocked out judgedred in the first round?" - @udongle
Remember: -Reply to this thread with your vote, in text form -You have to have been around since Jan 2024, or you can't vote. dread_pfp.jpg image.png CMD_pfp.jpg image.png
The number in brackets after the name is how many nominations they got. An "S" denotes that they've nominated themselves, and are in the tournament voluntarily!
An asterisk suggests that I believe the individual is underseeded. I've done nothing to change their position, this is purely for your speculation.
An X means that this was a predetermined seeding due to the faggotry of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:
The schedule of matches is:
6/1: Judge Dread vs. CEO of Monoeye Dating, PonyPanda vs. Starprophet 6/2: Mischievous Tomato vs. Epictittus, Jeff Cliff vs. Trevor Goodchild 6/3: Graf vs. Maija, CSB vs. Hachi 6/4: Soy Magnus vs. Jonny Fever, Ratposter vs. Paulo
6/5: First half of Quarterfinals 6/6: Second half of Quarterfinals
6/7: Semifinals
The finals are unscheduled right now due to work/life obligations on the tournament organizer's part. The semifinals may be delayed.
-Guy who openly talks about wanting to have sex with traps -Gab blockfaggot 2 -Guy who apparently spergs when people donate to keep the largest instance around running -Someone who pretends to be a hyper SJW tranny (people aren't in on the joke)