Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world), page 5
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even though it's tempting to keep pumping until the sun rises, im calling it a night. nice lil 3 and a half hour edging session. good night bros :)
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instagram reels has figured out im into boots, it's actually over for my psyche 😵💫
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@nerthos @icedquinn @maija too bad im not a rational economic actor and will be paying the tariffs regardless of how high they are
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@nerthos @icedquinn @maija (it's a necessity and you can squeeze me for revenue as much as you want)
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@nerthos @icedquinn @maija fair tbh. i wouldn't want to gross my bros out! despite being a pervert, i still love my bros and want them to feel comfortable around me
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@nerthos @icedquinn @maija hell yeah, thanks bro. ill be sure to dedicate my next explosive nut to you, may all your next ones be as satisfying as mine 🙏
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@i what can you do with the excess power? do you sell it off and gain a credit for the next month's statement?
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@nerthos @i woohoo, free e-stim!
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@nerthos @i but what if i don't want to be cured
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@icedquinn @maija cgo - chief gooning officer. i definitely have a lot of experience. at least a year's worth. it probably wouldn't be a stretch to say it's been my sexuality the past year...
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@maija then go grift somewhere else tf. it's such a boner killer when i see the same personality type posting the same lame ass phrase. it never comes from a place of lust.. i genuinely sweat over my captions and put so much effort into them, and it's so obvious when findoms just open up canva and try to make lame ass captions with no shadow on their text, the most basic circle wrapping, no censorship or highlighting. just slapping text onto a low quality preview. it's downright insulting!
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i know ive said it before but im actually really tired of findoms invading gooning spaces. always putting out the most low effort content, "let this $cam cock drain you". my brother in christ, learn how to actually use photoshop before you put the most unappealing slop out there. your captions should be a work of art, not a glorified sales pitch. genuinely unbearable
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@snacks oh i haven't even started edging, i still have a few hours of energy left
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@snacks est, it's 2:30am :3
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way too drunk so it's time to masturbate for way too long and pass out on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my favorite genre of short form video is the imam whose audience is 1 freaky question away from making him give up his faith
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@jerkdouglas only once on biterphobia. he has said it during concerts a few times, but usually never in his songs
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i don't take responsibility for 2am me and his actions. it was a different person, your honor
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new rules for anyone on my page
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@sun when the british opened up japan, they introduced the local populace to sex, ending the previous practice of divine conception
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