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Notices by Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)

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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 22:19:44 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • zonk
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @zonk you'll be soooooo embarrassed wearing a banana hammock on the beach next summer with ass-hair poking out of the thong part.
    In conversation about 7 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 14:09:40 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato It's fast, but it can only read files with the .chang suffix.
    In conversation about 15 hours ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 02:32:25 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    this mobile app has just saved me from not having fun at the DMV.

    I will repay the universal debt.
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 02:25:31 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    @sun what's with all this consent bullshit? back in my day we came where we came, and if you got cum'd on it was on you.
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 01:50:28 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • pepsi_man
    @pepsi_man biblical cocks erected
    In conversation about 2 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 12:36:55 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Nova ?? :confederateflag: :nv:
    • ShtPoastAnon
    • pepsi_man
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @LordMordred @ShtPoastAnon @pepsi_man WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *explodes*

    Fast food burger is waste of time cardboard wormguts filler meat. But home made burger with a dash of love and a spritz of care and a delicate sprinkling of hugs really scratches the itch.

    Five Guys is okay that's pretty meaty too but the buns get soggy and it's kind of annoying.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 12:34:22 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Nova ?? :confederateflag: :nv:
    • ShtPoastAnon
    • pepsi_man
    @pepsi_man @LordMordred @ShtPoastAnon I lift the burger to my mouth many times daily.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 12:07:17 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    @sun I heard you can't stop taking it once you start. I heard it makes your penis go inside out. I heard it makes your butthole pucker and you have to poop through your mouth and

    Anyway, I just can't believe that people of any means are down with jacking up on clownshoe diet drugs or whatever that shit is supposed to be.
    In conversation about 6 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 24-Feb-2025 21:03:27 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • Dad
    @noyoushutthefuckupdad can I borrow a gun to rob the guy who already bought that asuka getting strangled one?
    In conversation about 6 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 24-Feb-2025 13:46:54 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    God damn... what did I do before this federal universe thing?

    I got the bluesky for posting images and tending my flock of crotch goblins to be strong in the ways of Christ. But every post that isn't tasty cartoon boobie is irritating political delusions, half of which come from other artists who are intensely out of their depth, and will never be able to understand basic causal forces.

    I've always wanted to spearhead a movement that demotivates people from political engagement to at least reduce the number of combatants in the world, as I'm not a man who particularly enjoys the suffering of his enemies. But I can't seem to stop people from gouging their eyes out on the wrought-iron truth.

    Here's a picture, as I know word posts are tedious.
    In conversation about 7 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/97f33f20e05a6c248771b3ac00746ae7dd32bc7528ae9aa400d5013596fb87a8.png?name=63rg2-J0gZ54tg.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 24-Feb-2025 02:40:27 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Princess Highground antics, brand consultancy and actual real gaming and whatnot.
    In conversation about 7 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/75aee1f56e3a6bd115cf8e5bf857bdaf3e8e4ed3853b5960cfb9645232cdabeb.png?name=T8E2TIMRCIxTGQ.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-2025 05:02:54 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    • sky-rider of the spaceways
    @spacemanspiff So I do Princess Highground comics very irregularly as commentary/spur of the moment gag kinda stuff, and I'll post more of the recent ones here.

    PHG isn't my priority cuz I have an actual plotted webcomic that I'm racing to get some tangible updates on, it's not a princess comic, but is a properly written story that I think people will dig.

    There IS an old compendium of Princess comics on my gumroad https://jerkdouglas.gumroad.com/ but some of the early ones date back ten years to when I drew much worse than I do presently.

    There's good stuff in it, though. If you wonder why people treat me with any reverence it's because I said nigger in it and they loved that. And I loved that. And we all bonded because of nigger.

    It was however not a particularly disciplined experience when I tried to string it out into a coherent plot, and it ended early. Still, people say they liked it!

    I'd have just let you shovel through my twitter archives if I hadn't been banished, I am working on a nice comprehensive gallery/comic website for collecting everything I've made but that's at the whim of my bro who seems to get exponentially busier the closer he gets to finishing.
    In conversation about 8 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: public-files.gumroad.com
      Jerk Douglas
      A freelance artist who draws comics.
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 02:08:43 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    • Johnny Peligro
    @sun @mischievoustomato I've decided after considerable debate that Katherine Highground is British or something, but also has French heritage so she's perhaps more pretty.
    In conversation about 9 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 01:39:07 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • sky-rider of the spaceways
    • Pissed Hippo
    • Thomas Roiloup
    @spacemanspiff @sun @thomasroiloup that one looks pretty solid... Subway tooter doesn't seem to let me back out of making a reply. I'll give it a spin
    In conversation about 9 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 01:20:39 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    @mischievoustomato her boobie get better every time I draw them
    In conversation about 9 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 01:15:58 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Here's a posthumous report on why I got removed from twitter. Would have been better and more heroic sounding if they banned me specifically for this comic, rather than the absolute nothingburger comment I made.
    In conversation about 9 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d0750f2105ade5c4d81cf81a6901ac29afd8b468b4908d56d0c0518690aa13c6.png?name=X8hcd11JvZ8JyA.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 15:24:22 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Well I already like it here.

    You honestly can't use Bluesky for even the most casual of communications, I just needed a backup art dump site at normie access levels. But it's a total psyche ward.

    Normally you balance politics posting with porn and cats. Those are the eternal midpoints for casual tolerance that civilized societies agree upon. Twitter has that balance. But because there's no dissent on Bluesky, this balance isn't struck because everyone's constantly circle jerking, completely uninterrupted.

    There's plenty of porn, but somehow a fractional amount of catposting outside the dedicated cat accounts. I should be seeing cats retweeted from every artist I follow, but they don't post cats. They post about Trump.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 14:37:14 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    • Thomas Roiloup
    • Johnny Peligro
    @sun @mischievoustomato @thomasroiloup I've never asked to ban anyone or wanted anyone to be banned from anything in my entire life.

    People who do are not us noble Sioux. And that makes them less.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 14:25:59 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    • Thomas Roiloup
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @sun @thomasroiloup I guess maybe the first one, don't really need to upload files while i'm on the go. Thanks brother
    In conversation about 10 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 14:17:44 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    • Thomas Roiloup
    @sun @thomasroiloup I did have one question, is there a recommended phone app for interacting with fediverse stuff?
    In conversation about 10 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...Jerk Douglas

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