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Notices by Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)

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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 08:27:23 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Dicking around with a new pen tool in my art program.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/40/bb/25/40bb2528ac8567a139e50ee09f569715447f26e6da965c20d902e17c23c0a731.png?name=2ggK4NW4wQIDLA.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 01:32:18 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Had a great idea to edit wikipedia pages about whatever Chinese events/projects/happenings I can find listed:

    "in 2015 the Chinese government greenlit a new high speed rail line from Xienhua to Chongjing. 30 Million perished."
    In conversation about 4 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 04:32:16 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    To prevent piss splash, AND give myself a 30 foot vertical leap, I've begun squatting down as far as I can go in front of the toilet whenever I do a standing pee.

    I go ten times a day, so that's ten opportunities to better myself.
    In conversation about 5 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2025 23:00:44 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • dilbert 1
    @sun Hell yeah you can. I got a few gents in the queue so it might take me about a week to get at if that's okay.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2025 22:58:09 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    I feel actual pain when I don't allow myself to draw big enough mouths or the indication of lips.

    I don't care when other people draw normal anime tiny line mouth. I think it looks perfectly nice... But the second I do it, my mind boils in rancid agony.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/98/7f/da/987fda0d45b7dc2edcd5e32d1faaff17d720bf085ea7661e54d8d7ff73695471.png?name=R97KiWZVgyQnKA.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 03:38:39 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • 受不了包
    • Thomas Magnum
    @Leyonhjelm @shibao Well I never change *immediately gets fatter and balder*

    Ignore that.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 03:34:48 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • 受不了包
    @shibao Thanks! Elon kicked me offa twitter so I came here, but honestly this place kinda rules.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 03:34:46 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • 受不了包
    • Thomas Magnum
    @Leyonhjelm @shibao I miss all the parties damnit.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 00:39:36 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Esoteric art lesson: Dragging ass all day just going through the motions doing dressup dolly shit cuz I watched A Few Dollars More, but then I felt my mental resolution suddenly increase.

    The pros tell you to "break things down" in your head, but if you can't somehow intuit the nature of creation, you're just beating your head into the wall and fucking around with a useless intellectual concept.

    While breaking things down is necessary, you start out veeery low resolution. And good luck learning WHERE and HOW your brain arbitrarily demands you to subdivide forms if you're a talentless ADHD retard like I am.

    This is the reason so many people don't learn to draw. It requires cosmic levels of self-delusion and bullshit to trellis your neurons into developing a substantial mental framework WHICH BY THE WAY, has no logical progression or conceivable limits.

    And if you're unlucky, your brain will actively supply you with the sting of existential dread about wasting your time for even attempting to experiment!

    Anyhow, with my sudden epiphany, I attempted to draw progressively uglier broads with clearly unfortunate proportions, to see if I could shoehorn them into being plausibly feminine. That I think might be my ultimate test of anatomical competency.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    3. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/33/a2/b3/33a2b3329e84292573df775f4859168bbf6bfed04615b0a59e81478e987b9f7c.png?name=3uZHaa7SqVB8NQ.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 07:47:26 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • dilbert 1
    @sun I fear you shall never truly appreciate James Joyce and his effervescent elucidations about the female posterior and it's epicurean emissions.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 07:38:54 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • dilbert 1
    @sun I took a speed reading course once and then decided I didn't like reading fast because it made fiction less fun for me. then I forgot how to do it when I realized there was actual stuff it was designed for.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 21:08:50 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • Hollow Cанëк
    • dilbert 1
    @sun @Erpel @solidsanek more like gaywads are leaving for insular ego security.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 02:21:13 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    has Eminem ever said nigga in his raps?
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 22:19:44 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • zonk
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @zonk you'll be soooooo embarrassed wearing a banana hammock on the beach next summer with ass-hair poking out of the thong part.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 14:09:40 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato It's fast, but it can only read files with the .chang suffix.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 02:32:25 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    this mobile app has just saved me from not having fun at the DMV.

    I will repay the universal debt.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 02:25:31 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • dilbert 1
    @sun what's with all this consent bullshit? back in my day we came where we came, and if you got cum'd on it was on you.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 01:50:28 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • pepsi_man
    @pepsi_man biblical cocks erected
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 12:36:55 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
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    • Nova ?? :confederateflag: :nv:
    • ShtPoastAnon
    • pepsi_man
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @LordMordred @ShtPoastAnon @pepsi_man WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *explodes*

    Fast food burger is waste of time cardboard wormguts filler meat. But home made burger with a dash of love and a spritz of care and a delicate sprinkling of hugs really scratches the itch.

    Five Guys is okay that's pretty meaty too but the buns get soggy and it's kind of annoying.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 12:34:22 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Nova ?? :confederateflag: :nv:
    • ShtPoastAnon
    • pepsi_man
    @pepsi_man @LordMordred @ShtPoastAnon I lift the burger to my mouth many times daily.
    In conversation about a month ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...Jerk Douglas

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