Notices by Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)

Trauma dump: There is one time in my life when I became an unpleasant customer, and that was when I was at Kinko's, and I wanted them to print a file off of a thumb drive, but they had a system set up where you were supposed to rent a computer by the minute to accomplish your printing.

But, the printing process was not friendly, because the computers were probably ancient eMachines bought used from other offices, and were so impossibly slow that it took 10 minutes for them to even open Photoshop, and the 15 minutes of rental time that I paid for was over before I even got to printing. And I thought perhaps this was some sort of scheme, because I was paying for both time and printing.

And I went to the counter, and I told the person there to print it for me, citing my concerns, and they told me to use the computer, and I heroically said no! And so they printed it for me, but they we're angry about it.

I have never had to be displeasant to service staff since. Also kinkos, I hope you rot in hell for inconveniencing me.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jun-2025 18:16:33 JST

Jerk Douglas

Starcom is fun as hell. Glad I played the first one first, instead of just assuming I had to zip ahead to the slightly technically superior second one.

Cuz the real jewel is the refreshingly dry writing that is also perfectly portioned so as not to run at the mouth or sound self-important.

This is sci-fi, nigga. So it should always be priority one to make an effort to keep any tendency toward chatty girltalk OUT.

Things with lasers in them are for BOYS ONLY.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-2025 03:04:09 JST

Jerk Douglas

Just when I think I can't get any funnier at jokes...

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 21:55:53 JST

Jerk Douglas

in reply to

@coded_artist @Ghislaine I think alan moore might just perhaps be some sort of gay bitch

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 31-May-2025 19:59:01 JST

Jerk Douglas

How strong are the hands that jerk off Superman?

(Lois from Superman: Unbound, my personal favorite design)

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 19-May-2025 05:15:23 JST

Jerk Douglas

Check this shit OUT my niggas. I never used that Krita program before, but apparently it's fuckin' SAVAGE for animating. Reminds me of slapping garbage together in flash cuz it doesn't demand any forethought or separation, you just bulldoze through automatically generated keyframes at will, making it the absolute supreme king for pencil tests.

I only had to reassign literally every single hotkey in the fuckin program to make it work... which Krita was fortunately designed for!

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 19-May-2025 03:09:12 JST

Jerk Douglas

Arrighty fediboys, hang on to your asses, because I made a MINUTE LONG ANIMATION.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 21:02:18 JST

Jerk Douglas

Here's a comic I made a while back while I was in a fugue state.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 09:50:21 JST

Jerk Douglas

filthy chinese rat people

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 15:59:30 JST

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in reply to

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @Fullmetal2255 The entire Ainz crew put together is a black hole of disinterestingness. I had to seek elsewhere for waifu.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 15:56:31 JST

Jerk Douglas

Rather than getting into an argument on the internet with Entoma enjoyers, I'll just finish that Clementine sketch I did a while back to maintain my productivity quotient.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 17:06:33 JST

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lainy

@lain Sun didn't pay the extra for it.

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 16:29:25 JST

Jerk Douglas

Did you guys know there were multiple concepts for the pleroma-tan commission? It could have been one of an infinite number of these three things!

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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 04:51:16 JST

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Man, I ate a half pound hamburger steak, (10% fat) made from stuff I got at the butcher shop that sources local farm beef. Smells and tastes completely different from the supermarket beef.

Let me put it this way, if I ate that much supermarket beef, I'd be bedridden and belching up bile for half the day.

But I remained lithe and agile, despite my full stomach, and my brain didn't slow down. It perhaps got sharper. So I drew this picture, which looks kinda creative and shit I guess.

I believe it came out good because I was high on beef.