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Notices by Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)

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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 13-Jul-2026 21:25:09 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Dad
    • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
    @mangeurdenuage @noyoushutthefuckupdad Im sure one will happen one of these days
    In conversation about 14 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 13-Jul-2026 21:25:05 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Dad
    • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
    @mangeurdenuage @noyoushutthefuckupdad I just thought it was supposed to be a monster with tits. Not an actual tit monster
    In conversation about 14 days ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 06:39:21 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You: Happy End.

    I drew this in an awful rush, I can't allow anyone to beat me to this low-hanging fruit of a joke.
    In conversation about 2 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/da/3a/07/da3a07266437f40e6358a4509c5c9515abf201e876d86005802ff5421b8b1350.webp?name=3ABdt8PPPL9WOA.webp
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 08:05:51 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Here's a fun page for me comic!
    In conversation about 2 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/26/bd/80/26bd80269ba27d11becfecfb2e5c5f97cc602b6aaa7eed5945276391905cf8a0.webp?name=i6NBGlmBBwoo1Q.webp
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Mar-2026 09:11:53 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    @PNS I hate white suits outside of the southern necessity context for heat mitigation.

    They started for our people as wigger-formal after the blacks started wearing them. Now they are ubiquitous.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 14:21:59 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Ever wondered what it would look like if a girl wore those high cut shorts with the pockets hanging down... but she filled them with stuff?
    In conversation about 5 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f9/e9/05/f9e905876c5ecda2e1896424da2b182be7d2b5e181e1368c3785724c4941d82f.webp?name=EM0oRo4FNy08cw.webp
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 28-Feb-2026 12:51:47 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    lol check this out I was typing up my grocery list on my phone and accidentally turned on dictation. I sound like a frustrated grandpa
    In conversation about 5 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/47/7e/3c/477e3c10b90045c721eedcaeb8ee56a6ef8939c4077cdbce17652f1fc6de4760.webp?name=zPsZ30zSYPJlrA.webp
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2026 11:35:30 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Do any of you technologically minded niggas have any opinions on android emulators? I do a lot of work through instagram, and I'm sick of grabbing my phone to reblog the stuff my buddies are doing.

    But the PHONE is apparently the only way to do that basic shit with instagram. The PC app sure don't and the website sure don't. Meaning perhaps if I just ran the phone version of the app on my PC I could be a little more efficient.

    I'm hesitant to try any of the suggestions I've searched up, and everything that comes up on youtube is an insane AI video.

    My usual method of finding a sufficiently weird looking dude did not prevail, as the only one I found started immediately equating "big corporation" to "safe experience".
    In conversation about 5 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a4/db/67/a4db67f48d327a404af75f6a8e0bb0c60a821991f2c5e12af4d21b3a25ed3f49.webp?name=DUX3ZkqnXMd9og.webp
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jan-2026 08:16:37 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Here's the last of my holiday commissions for my bros and their various OC harems.

    I always wondered if I was going to run out of jokes to fortify these, since my drawings are still second-rate.

    But it only ever seems to get easier to fuck around on someone else's dime. Once someone else's money enters my bloodstream, God beams silly goofs directly into my head.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/43/77/a3/4377a38161e268796085c8b4fcc6d24777bd8c1f14c363fa3bcf7efa7eb33ec8.png?name=unlDI-rtrJ4uuA.png

    2. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/46/5d/6a/465d6a9cb267f54b740c65b865034acb5b4128955432de941d2250f2dde241ae.png?name=REhlI8sHDRbBGg.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 18-Dec-2025 20:34:03 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Blurry Moon
    @sun only the department of balls poking. I hate that building I don't even know why they have it
    In conversation about 7 months ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 18-Dec-2025 14:18:33 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • THOT POLICE
    • cool_boy_mew
    • Blurry Moon
    • Thomas Roiloup
    • patriarchalape
    @thomasroiloup @coolboymew @patriarchalape @s8n @sun my fans are cool though
    In conversation about 7 months ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Dec-2025 05:51:17 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    This comic was clawed together from my previous posting, it's very interesting how these things develop.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/41/f9/48/41f9489faade11d8e750f6bae5ba1e9bf8ab56d603d1d25c3cb2f1d8719e0146.png?name=7EuZzwuF_vvD9A.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-2025 21:40:48 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    So if I made a tranny superhero, himher's arch nemesis would have to be some bulldyke in a jetpack spacesuit called "AstroTERF". But then to completely utilize the wordplay, she'd have a bunch of suspicious right-wing sponsorship brand patches on her outfit like Captain Amazing from Mystery men.

    Too bad the moment where this wouldn't be considered tedious boomer humor has passed.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-2025 20:02:44 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Blurry Moon
    @sun Sabina just screaming "NEIN NEIN NEIN!" and pounding her fists on the table as she reads it
    In conversation about 8 months ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-2025 19:53:13 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • :thonk:
    • Blurry Moon
    @p @sun I ain't never seen so goddamn quarks or gluons. they ain't in the Bible neither
    In conversation about 8 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 11:34:44 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Here's a four panel something a client had me draw about one of them gatcher games. Never played it myself but I got a crash course.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/dc/92/43/dc9243f58dbbca07adf7f8c259a0cb53834df399ed559f90f933af27871a89ca.png?name=avactH2g2h7xHw.png

    2. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/98/dd/a1/98dda1721c6f7672a428df62eefa4cc75159e6cb2c20196d8cf2c85eea9e1fca.png?name=BgLZktjFxmu1bQ.png

    3. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/63/db/d7/63dbd79c83dec241da55cee55f3cf30355ece4335634742e48ff7796a1419d88.png?name=qS7KKNERnIBpKg.png

    4. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/29/3c/52/293c52a24ba680e3283262768a578952a5ca02b185763a5c37eedaa8843bf322.png?name=RjQfEK8sS1BPVQ.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 28-Nov-2025 19:12:08 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    Happy thanksgiving. I didn't have a lot of time to make this.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from shitposter.world permalink

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    1. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e1/53/0f/e1530fabd14468d390f6a3c632d36d927ba728dd8c33c8e2a678b326eb32a14c.png?name=i-VdRqH8VllcRQ.png
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 09:52:04 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • 7666
    • Crispy Branzino
    • Johnny Peligro
    @Nimbius666 @7666 @mischievoustomato "To always win at chess, delay and starve your opponent."
    In conversation about 8 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 09:09:50 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • 7666
    • Crispy Branzino
    • Johnny Peligro
    @mischievoustomato @7666 @Nimbius666 those kids didn't strategically anticipate your aggression, technically demonstrating them to be inferior players.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from shitposter.world permalink
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    Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Nov-2025 07:17:50 JST Jerk Douglas Jerk Douglas
    in reply to
    • Suquili
    • animepfp
    @suquili @animepfp been at it for 20 years to no avail. the only way to win is to not play.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...Jerk Douglas

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