Notices by Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world), page 2
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 15-Nov-2025 06:18:10 JST
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@sun nothing ever hit as hard for kids, save for maybe Ghostbusters. -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 14-Nov-2025 22:24:53 JST
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@sun @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad @pc98 I have one nunchuk and I can almost swing it a couple times without hitting myself. don't test me bro.
Donatello's David statue is pretty gross. I recommend everybody see it. -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 14-Nov-2025 21:54:26 JST
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@mrsaturday @pc98 I kinda think of it like impressionism, the stuff Monet did where it's noise up close, but then a little viewing distance justifies it.
The good stuff, anyhow. -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 14-Nov-2025 21:54:24 JST
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @mrsaturday @pc98 was he aware that they were HOMOS??
not sure about Raphael though. -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Nov-2025 14:24:43 JST
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Some designs I needed to nail down -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 09-Nov-2025 00:40:20 JST
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@sickburnbro it's pink rock now -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Nov-2025 10:58:17 JST
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@hn50 DNA finally got him. -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 15:03:44 JST
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@sun All the emaciated/molten pussy that hell had to offer. -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2025 16:33:20 JST
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This here's a picture and here's a timelapse of me drawin it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d0FcWs_qIsw -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 12:39:38 JST
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@Doll @Flanker poison sampler!!! In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-2025 17:00:09 JST
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@hakui she's psychologically impervious. my taipu is girls who can optimistically withstand being snubbed. In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 18-Oct-2025 04:46:35 JST
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So my buddy told me about the logitech discord doing a giveaway for their new MX4 Master somethingeruther mouse, the rules were to state why you wanted it.
However I was up against computer nerds so I did this and everyone went nuts for it.
Never won anything before, and all it took was being an average sized fish in the tiniest pond imaginable.In conversation from shitposter.world permalink Attachments
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 17-Oct-2025 22:18:37 JST
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@sun I love Tron. but I also loved reboot. I'm big on computer world story. Tron 2.0 was a really cool game. sometimes I imagine I'm a program designed to shit and piss in the toilet. In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 04-Oct-2025 13:47:32 JST
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@sun Gonna have to invent the "six degrees of too soon" rule. Just get a video blogger to talk about an event, then find five more to talk about the previous one talking about the event, and then you're free to make fun of the topic via the sixth guy's opinions. In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 03-Oct-2025 14:47:17 JST
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@sun I'll get you next time. In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 03-Oct-2025 14:45:21 JST
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@sun So, how much change you got in your pocket right now? In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2025 16:17:01 JST
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Every hardcore Gen X icon who embodied hardcore disaffection is now a mincing pussy who talks like they got a bitch in their ear.
I heard Mike Patton of all people use the phrase, "okay, well... THAT happened." in regards to him becoming a wino during lockdown. it was followed by lots of faggy psych blabber you'd get in a House vs Wilson lunchtime debate.
nigga you don't have to maintain the crazy shithead persona of your twenties, but you can at least speak like a man.In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 07:17:01 JST
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Got my oil changed by an all-female team at the local joint. But I declined the feather dusting and potpourri service.
Here's an old comic I did that approximated the experience.In conversation from shitposter.world permalink Attachments
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 15-Sep-2025 21:52:54 JST
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@pepsi_man @sickburnbro I HATE THE APPROVED THING! I HATE THE APPROVED THING!
It's so disingenuous. I know they want to yell nigger. I know they want to scream faggot. They can't fool me. Somehow bitches set the rules up so regular people with regular urges have been cornered into a snarling rabies state where they eat themselves alive.In conversation from shitposter.world permalink -
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Jerk Douglas (jerkdouglas@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 10:09:57 JST
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I'm gonna kill everyone who uses the discord notification sound in their youtube video entertainment.
I'll fuckin' kill em.In conversation from shitposter.world permalink