Notices by zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)
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getting a small business loan for my new startup
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@evan i don't care if it's ethical because it's epical
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@kaia openai has put a lot of effort into scaling. chatgpt runs into capacity bottlenecks all the time, but they minimally affect users. no more wide scale outages like we've seen a year ago
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@sun @piggo yeah, it's the default messaging app for a lot of countries. what a piece of shit
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@sun @piggo the craziest authentication method ive seen was on an indian hotel website that forced you to get a whatsapp code. that was the only way to confirm your identity
but the granddaddy of all annoying authentication methods is usps: signing up for informed delivery via getting a code in the snail mail and entering it on their website
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it's even better when it takes a good 5 minutes for the email to arrive too. im trying to apply for this job NOW, not in 15 minutes when im already midway through another application
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i really hate websites that force you to use "magic links" to login. i understand that handling passwords is annoying, but c'mon guys, at least give me the option to use my password manager. don't make me open my email client for every little transaction i need to make
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@kaia @Rocc what does mine look like
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@why spec bloat lead to everything being an android soc sipping the battery away in a couple of days.
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@mangeurdenuage @kaia that's what makes it fun though, some guys were just made to be locked up :)
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@mangeurdenuage @kaia why not? it's pretty easy to explain. submissives give up control over their dick and orgasms because it's the ultimate act of submission. and cages just enforce that act by not letting them touch without permission, no matter how much they want to
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@sun @hourmutt @vriska just say top/bottom at this point man
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@vriska @hourmutt @sun i hate culturally american white women. you're cool + really good cooking + it's actually delicious + anyone who hasn't tried is missing out + w + i asked
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@sun @vriska @hourmutt never talking to women and avoiding their spaces in the first place
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wrench-to-wrench (w2w) communication
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@why but you're just one wave sticker away from lifelong friendship
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my academic creative cloud license is expiring this semester. sad! back to piracy
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@lunarised @sun 20 bucks worth of crypto payments a month. they asked me for proof of income, i told them i was a student, and they banned my account the next business day
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i really didn't realize how much i used wise until i got banned from it. not having virtual foreign accounts is killing me, especially since my american bank requires you to go into a branch for a swift transfer (and charges an insane rate)...
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