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Every day, loyal jocks go without the calorie surplus they need to thrive. Without enough chicken breasts, rice, and peanut butter, these magnificent creatures are losing mass... and their ability to protect and cuddle their nerd owners. 😢
For just 5,000 calories a day, you can keep your jock happy, healthy, and swole. In return, they’ll give you piggyback rides, escort you through dangerous streets, and cuddle you whenever you feel down. When they're fed properly, they might even let out a satisfied "awoo." 🐺
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Save a jock. Save a life. 🐾