Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)

@sun i still cant believe I won 500 real USD because of donkey kong being good at mario party

@georgia @pwm @eris bro why do you think that Mac tasted so good? Brown mustard

@georgia @pwm @eris how about all the vegan dishes I made for us that used that stone ground Dijon hehe

@georgia @pwm @eris girl frenches yellow mustard is the standard of yellow mustard and ive literally seen you eat it IRL

@eris @pwm as someone who has seen a horse have diarrhea multiple times i have to say that if you think that frenchs yellow mustard looks like horse diarhea you havent spent enough time around horses girl

@eris @pwm how on earth can you hate yellow mustard that to me is like saying "I eat pizza but not the crust

@georgia the only two places in the last 16 years that have generated worthwile memes online are /sp/ and tumblr tbh.

mfw rightoids find out that "fuck around find out" was originally a black american figure of speech that was co-opted by tumblr dot com

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

@sun tell her not to have a cow, man

i dont think men should be allowed to write unless they're russian or on heroin

just heard about "snow crash". someone online who i generally consider to be of good taste says it sucks. look up the book. main character's name is literally "Hiro Protagonist"

jesus fucking christ.

@anemone books that make Ready Player One look like the epic of gilgamesh

@anemone I genuinely cannot think of anything worse than naming the hero protaganist character of your book Hiro Protagonist.

admittedly I have not and will not ever read either of those books because I'd rather give myself a 9th concussion than have an informed opinion on why shit is shit lmao

need an app where you just find people nearby you to get into consensual fistfights with in back alleys/parking lots/parks/24 hour diners called OnlyFoes

@Wrest batista? The wrestler?

some of you on this website

feeling awful now (fever headache coughing nose plugged

@j @Tony you should be put on at least 3 watchlists for this post

guy fieri always be saying some insane shit on that tv show