Notices by vivi (vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev)

just gooned in LA

@tiskaan@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz i would love to be someones stay at home wife who takes care of the video games

@maija@netzsphaere.xyz @darkphoenix@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net jesus CHRIST what on earth prompted that

whenever guys hit on me or hold open doors or smile at me or hit on me or some shit its nice but it’s just doesnt hit the same as it does when its someone whod id actually date (another woman). shame those ppl are like 2% of the population instead of 50%

i still cannot get over the straight women state of things like 50 fucking percent of the population??? and it’s not frowned upon or a secret to be kept wisely that youre into them, its normal and actually theyre like expected to do the pursuing and ask you out and set up dates and and pay and shit???? you guys are spoilt mfers

should be locked in and studying but i am too 😖

ive always said that i am somewhat of a ptsd-sufferer myself

@Merc@lab.nyanide.com dw abt it in germany they want different fuckin letters for everything anyway its gay af

hey guys i am struggling with math rn can anyone help me with the so called "sugma" notation

@shibao thought the lack of unexposed genitalia was fine but it is way too spicy still ur right, sorry! will be more militant abt it in the future

https://x.com/gurillachan/status/1857033879057518706

@aliss@outerheaven.club @shibao @mia@movsw.0x0.st @kaia@brotka.st @tiskaan@netzsphaere.xyz you already know what it is

maybe try to learn some history before you post hot takes about politics online

this is what people mean when they say they want someone who "matches their freak"

@Rocc wouldnt it be kind of cute if like america invades germany because it slides too far to the right and starts getting racist against american women (like me) and attacks american bases and one of the top german baddies ends up hiding at my place forcing me to shelter him but thhen one night i get awoken by gunfire and the german runs into my bedroom and closes the door grabs me as a human shield but then suddenly the door gets blown of the hinges and a bunch of decked out soldiers with a faint glow around their eyes streaminto the room and and screaming at the german guy in pristine accent free (read: american english) like "DROP THE FUCKING WEAPON DROP IT LET HER GO" and the german is like screaming at them in german like "FICKT EUCH AMI SCHWEINE LEBEND BEKOMMT IHR UNS BEIDE NICHT" and hes holding a gun to my head but then theres a bang and i feel something graze my cheek and blood starting to trickle and the guys grip losens and he saggs to the floor behind me and i fall to my knees shaking and one of the soldiers comes up to me and double taps the guy behind me to be safe and i hear the guys in the back shouting "CLEAR ALL CLEAR" and the soldier visibly relaxes and lowers themselves down to me and takes off their helment shakes the hair out of their face and it is a woman and i see a 75 RANGER RGT patch on her arm in the faint light of the glowstick someone dropped and beads of sweat glistening on her forehead and she is like sorry about that babe almost hit you instead and im no its ok haha stuff like this happens 👉👈 and shes like are you alright can you get up and im like no my knees feel like jelly tbh 👉👈 and shes like don't worry ill get you out of here and somewhere safe and she winks at me and lifts me up like i weigh nothing and bridal carries me out of the building and towards a black hawk down the street and i am like thank you for liberating me from the germans and she is like you are welcome i would give my life for every single beautiful american woman stuck abroad especially ones in need like ones without even greencards to their name and im like that must be fatiguing giving so much of yourself in such dangerous situations for the good of your fellow countrywomen and shes like i have learned to detach myself from the constant death and violence but what still gets to me is the loneliness you know a girl has needs, she wants companionship and im like really? i would have assumed otherwise of a woman around a bunch of lonely men and shes like well im not straight im lesbian and there arent many women in my area of the military, so i get just as lonely as the dudes and while im holding onto her i rest my head on her shoulder and am like you know im not in the military but i struggle with that the loneliness youre talking about myself..... haha like wouldnt that be kind of cute or what

"unterfickt und geistig behindert": ugly sounding, crass, mean, untrue, unrelatable
"underfucked and retarded": normal sounding, cute, caring, true, relatable

RE: https://yourwalls.today/objects/8af178ec-c787-4478-aa55-006d9de718f0

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz i am swollen shut down there i can barely walk but i just keep on gooning

sorry i havent been posting much i have been gooning non stop like just flicking it for 16 hours straight every day straightup

haha waow
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@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @meso@the.asbestos.cafe @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz i have vacation from my second job but hopefully also more gigs you guys could all come and drink and listen it would be so fucking keyed