Notices by GNU/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro), page 2

@matrix this is really weird

nah but seriously he's actually retarded and there's no fucking way he's making it to 2028. and I'm gonna be honest, I don't know a god damned thing about vance

@IAMAL_PHARIUS
What the fuck...

Salaried network engineer for an enormous wealth management firm sez unmanaged switches cannot carry VLAN-tagged traffic, it will either drop the packets or strip the tag

Just for grins I put the dumbest most consumer-tastic switch I could find between the trunk ports of two enterprise switches

Works fine.

Don't get me wrong, dudebro was perfectly nice and knew his shit otherwise but like how do I not have a gig

Need. Now. My fat American ass can be without this for not one more second

@djsumdog
My man had no clue how bad it could get lmfao

If you think the Thompson Center will ever look like this, you have no idea what the Thompson Center is for and what constitutes most of its traffic.

@beardalaxy
If the post in question reflected a Trump win, what would be your explanation for the early display? Would it suddenly become a mistaken test, or would it still be proof of a rigging?
@matrix

@matrix
(also, this post happens every election, it's dummy data for testing all the graphics packages)

And nothing of value was lost.

@djsumdog
You have a desire for a better entropy source

@sun dude blocks/suspends me despite my only interactions have been boosts/likes. I still need to get a tool going to snag those posts and inject them into my instance to bypass that shit.

@BadFediPosts
It's my fault for clicking.

@Gargron
You won't see this message because the people who pull your strings, as an investor would, have told you to silence me.

They control you, they control your software, and you don't even get the benefits of VC-backing

Big winner right here.

"The economy is the greatest it's ever been!"
"Unemployment is the lowest it's ever been!"
"We have the highest share of adults working than we've ever had!"
"There isn't a single person who wants a job who doesn't have one!"
"Everyone has more money than they've ever had!"

These are such obvious lies, why even tell them? It's literally never been harder to find a job. It's so bad that it's literally a meme.

something something load of shit something something diaper

@zonk that's an awfully weird euphemism for the gym

Why does shitflare make the best speed test?

@bot
Streaming services are a good way to consume lots of engaging and binge-worthy entertainment for a small monthly fee. You should give them your money! Everything is fine.

@bot
What do you mean, friend?

Everything is fine. It would be a violation of federal statutes for everything to not be fine. I would be an asshole for not accepting it. Therefore, everything is fine. Because it must be.