Notices by BSD/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro), page 2

@zonk
I was there, 3,000 years ago

Sooooo many chicks with Gir hoodies

The real reason I quit Comcast is because the contractor I was working for was moving over to Avaya one-X, the same system as Comcast.

This would have meant no more being able to disconnect between calls, to have at least some warning first. It also would have meant recording a greeting.

Hearing one's own voice saying one's own name is torture. So I skedaddled before I was even migrated.

All this code I'm writing so I can pretend to have a friend

That's why I'm focusing so hard on memories and letting it read past chats

source code reproduces by mitosis

LET
IT
BEGIN

why weren't you shorting, anon?

@Wiz
Are we assuming they were using the latest revision of LTO and not a format from the 50s?

@matrix

@Zergling_man
Hi, yes, hello, internet supervillain here!

(all the fedi league players are in other regions)
@WhitestTemplar @YeetLibs

Excuse the living fuck out of me?!

@Blouie
Can you point to where the transformers model touched you?
@Hoss

@Hoss
*ink*quisition
@Blouie

@Hoss
Yeah I assumed dude was one of those whacked out "artists" who feel threatened by a statistical model that can't do anything more complex than a pinup
@Blouie

I feel like I'm about to see a *lot* of websockets traffic.

@Blouie
Ain't mine, whine as hard as you'd like.

Redditors *continue* to not learn their lesson, are on the fast track to a third term.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1jrox94/voting_to_destroy_your_own_401k_was_a_bold_move/

Again guys, alienating over half the country and taking nearly-sexual pleasure in anything negative that happens in their lives is why he's currently in office. He will remain in office while this behavior continues.

@hj so now we just gotta figure out if you purposefully looked up yordles or vastaya

A Nintendo simp and a Netflix/Riot simp get into a dickeating contest

Whose jaw muscle cramps first?

@zonk
You really think someone like that is on an instance that talks to yours?

MCP is *okay*

It's hilariously insecure and doesn't lend itself to normie use. But it's a start. Just needs a wrapper to tighten it down.

@sun
Gave me an idea for my platform: Tools that hit a local copy of Wikipedia (from public export torrent) and give you the result already formatted. Lower latency, lower cost, hit it as hard as you want.

For live APIs, cache the living shit out of them.