Notices by BSD/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro), page 3

Any Intel engineer born after 1983 can't innovate, all they know is fab delays, rename Skylake, make hot chip and lie

Hot Take: Dane Cook was funny, you guys just became prudes

@warmbeverageenjoyer
@BadFediPosts

@jerry
But that's not a CrowdStrike stopcode
@da_667

@zonk
U after u get your citizenship

@zonk
I was there, 3,000 years ago

Sooooo many chicks with Gir hoodies

The real reason I quit Comcast is because the contractor I was working for was moving over to Avaya one-X, the same system as Comcast.

This would have meant no more being able to disconnect between calls, to have at least some warning first. It also would have meant recording a greeting.

Hearing one's own voice saying one's own name is torture. So I skedaddled before I was even migrated.

All this code I'm writing so I can pretend to have a friend

That's why I'm focusing so hard on memories and letting it read past chats

source code reproduces by mitosis

LET
IT
BEGIN

why weren't you shorting, anon?

@Wiz
Are we assuming they were using the latest revision of LTO and not a format from the 50s?

@matrix

@Zergling_man
Hi, yes, hello, internet supervillain here!

(all the fedi league players are in other regions)
@WhitestTemplar @YeetLibs

Excuse the living fuck out of me?!

@Blouie
Can you point to where the transformers model touched you?
@Hoss

@Hoss
*ink*quisition
@Blouie

@Hoss
Yeah I assumed dude was one of those whacked out "artists" who feel threatened by a statistical model that can't do anything more complex than a pinup
@Blouie

I feel like I'm about to see a *lot* of websockets traffic.

@Blouie
Ain't mine, whine as hard as you'd like.

Redditors *continue* to not learn their lesson, are on the fast track to a third term.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1jrox94/voting_to_destroy_your_own_401k_was_a_bold_move/

Again guys, alienating over half the country and taking nearly-sexual pleasure in anything negative that happens in their lives is why he's currently in office. He will remain in office while this behavior continues.