Notices by FortyTwo™ (fortytwo@noauthority.social)

#BirdGang

Did Francisco Scaramanga say if he was fucking off to another instance and I missed it?

@Sophistifunk @RandomDeamon I've been trying to do memes and shit just to lighten the mood.

Can't do the Star Trek time loop meme anymore -- YOU'VE MADE THAT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR! 🤣

@RandomDeamon me either. His profile is 404

I thought he bid adieu and I missed it

A lot of the people I like around here are leaving and it sucks.

🤔

Man, some women are dumb...

My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fetish. She'd dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch.

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum 🤣 poor little 'tard boy...

"You guise don't know anything about memes! It's only a meme if it's from the meme region of France! Otherwise it's just sparkling shitposting!"

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum 🤣 I wish I had a sticker you could put on your 'tard helmet...

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum ohhh, you're retarded. Gotcha. 👍

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum 🤣 says the guy gatekeeping memes...

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum yes, all of the best jokes need explanation 🙄

@magicalthinking I've notice a few EU types on the instance are saltier than usual...

@Zonz

We live in the FUTURE!

@djsumdog @yukiame wait, you mean she didn't endlessly bitch, try to circumvent Germany's immigration laws, and left when instructed to do so without creating an international incident?

That's not very "EU" of her...

@yukiame

* Jessica Brösche - Immigration officials reportedly accused Brösche of working in the US the last time she entered the country with the ESTA program. ...if Brösche could be sent back to Mexico, but they said she would be deported to Germany in three to five days because she could not offer proof of residence in the Latin American country
* Fabian Schmidt - When an individual is found with drug-related charges and tries to reenter the country, officers will take proper action

@yukiame
* Lucas Sielaff - His detention is related to the violation of the terms and conditions of his admission. All aliens in violation of U.S. immigration law may be subject to arrest, detention and, if found removable by final order, removal from the United States, regardless of nationality

@yukiame if they break your immigration laws, send their ass packing...

WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A *SMALLER* PITCHER OF KOOL-AID?! IS IT HIS PISS?!