Notices by Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)

Watching the 80s vampire movie "The Lost Boys" for the first time in a very long time. I somehow blocked out this unbelievable saxophone concert scene at the beginning, JFC this is the gayest scene in movie history.

Hit & run driver is hunted down by the victim and has an absolute breakdown when confronted.

New climate change just dropped: groundwater wells causes earth to tilt, oceans to rise, climate to change. Coupled with cow farts, this is a new reason for governments to seize private farms.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/earth-tilted-31-5-inches-164500379.html

What's the deal with this meme? I see it everywhere now.

And here I thought punk was about rebellion, turns out it was about being nice to others.

Substation has to be shut down after leggy woman in tennis skirt climbed power transformer and dangled from the high voltage leads and screamed obscenities at police because she thinks the world is no longer safe for women.

https://www.abc4.com/news/digital-exclusives/800-homes-lose-power-trespass/

Conservatives = Immoral? 🤔

@sickburnbro

"The math doesn't math." 🤦

Lockout Relay beats are all the rage these days

@PNS

Wait, so she's going to hoard Plan B and start an underground abortion clinic, but she is joining the 4B movement? And she's cutting off all of her family but she's broke? She thinks the economy is a disaster but we should vote for Harris, the current Vice President? 🤔🤔

@sickburnbro

"You will never be seen as White."

😂 Oh my, how the true feelings pour out of people's mouths during stressful times.

"All I've ever known politically is hatred."

Yes, I can tell.

The Donald has done what no one else could:

The guy at the farmer's market said that pure, raw honeycomb was good for your balls, so I bought 4 lbs for $75 and have been eating honeycomb. It's very waxy, and I've been pulling pieces of wax from my gums for the last three days, but I'll have the last laugh when I have the healthiest balls around.

Lucky guy.

"I don't know what I'm supposed to do now."

😂

@PNS

Now they have to ask the staff to unlock the freezers before they steal the frozen food. Inconvenient.

@Killer_Mule @DaddyO @inscius @EvolLove

Horrible influence of classmates is not limited to destructive behavior like drugs, but also just the way being smart is vilified by most schoolchildren. Being smart is "not cool" so there is no joy/wonder in learning. It's unbelievably damaging to the motivation of a young kid. Public schools are just awful environments for the promotion of learning.

@inscius

Yeah, holy cow this dude is talented.