This guy needs to take a page from this creature:
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 07-Sep-2026 04:07:03 JST
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 23:36:13 JST
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She IS a martyr for postpartum. That's the infuriating part.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 09:57:40 JST
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Another pharma crackhead.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 06:02:48 JST
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It was just a couple of bros having a bubble bath together. 🤷
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-2026 00:34:09 JST
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I thought it was Parisian Night Suit?
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Sep-2026 12:11:26 JST
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Are these the proverbial big booty latinas?
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Sep-2026 08:38:18 JST
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More Miyazaki than Miyazaki.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Sep-2026 08:33:11 JST
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Soon there will be an attack on the English language from universities. They will argue that the word "THE" must no longer be used because it presupposes a value system wherein the object of the word is, in fact, one of a kind, THE object, not AN object. This is a speaker waging violence against a listener by declaring that something is separate from others. Who are we to declare something as "THE" when "A" or "AN" will do? They will destroy the concept of "THE" and leave us confused and alone.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Sep-2026 00:05:42 JST
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Wes Bentley here fucked him up.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Sep-2026 00:04:51 JST
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Haha, is there more?
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 22:31:46 JST
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Something is coming for us, that's for sure.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 22:06:01 JST
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No man in the house = no brakes.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 22:01:43 JST
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You know what she needs now? A septum ring and a neck tattoo.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 22:00:28 JST
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Listening to 8-year-old boys prattle on like faggots about skincare products makes me want to strangle people.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 05:21:32 JST
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I'll bet her pussy tastes like a mixture of Cabernet and Chinese takeout.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 05:04:34 JST
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Hollywood is such fucking crap that mid Outer Limits-esque crap like "Backrooms" and "Obsession" are considered revelations.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2026 04:49:24 JST
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Son of a motherfuck. Nobody deserves to go broke more than an entertainment industry that has contempt for their audience. If orange bails out Hollywood I am going to vomit.
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 23:52:10 JST
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$5,000. What will that get you these days, maybe a steak dinner?
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 22:04:39 JST
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A tale as old as time. 🤷
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Zonz (zonz@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2026 21:56:10 JST
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Is she complaining about racism and anti-mutantism? I can't tell