Notices by [ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)

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Russia knew over a year ago. Stuff that shit into stablecoins then outsource it globally.

We've been trying to contact you about your void's extended warranty.

Mind your short-sharps and silences

President Xi told me about the pandas. They were eating the pandas in China. Can you believe it? Eating their panda arms and legs. It was just like the Haitians in Ohio.

But they're such good pandas. Such beautiful pandas. People told me all day- no one's ever seen pandas like them, they're unbelievable.

We'll be keeping the them at the Atlanta Zoo in the custody of my FBI Director Kash Patel. Kash loves the pandas so much. Maybe he loves them more than me, I don't know, we'll see...

@Murray_N

@NashRicky

no but I hear regular people are fact-checking it in real time against their paystubs too

@Yo

The entire oFfiCiAL nARraTiVe is fan-fic, like those phantom Shakespearian sonnet messages which (forget metadata) they didn't even have date or timestamps

✅️ Independent fact-checkers determined this to be accurate

Spooky season is nigh 😋

@MSP_SMIMSA

They just need a little therapy with man's best friend 🐶

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#CharlieKirk #TPUSA #PsyOp #TylerRobinson #ErikaKirk

@Djeep

@PNS

the trick is to get the almighty AI to replace jurors

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It's a sign to take the stairs fatty. Otherwise you'd be in the elevator with me listening to Collective Soul on the Muzak.

@DameAtomicGinger

@mitchconner

Universe 25, lasted about 5 years. Interesting enough is no predators were introduced to the environment yet they evolved within. Idle hands.

The life