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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Sep-2026 02:45:21 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Sep-2026 02:43:50 JST
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Russia knew over a year ago. Stuff that shit into stablecoins then outsource it globally.
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ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 07:22:54 JST
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We've been trying to contact you about your void's extended warranty.
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 11:00:02 JST
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Mind your short-sharps and silences
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 10:46:32 JST
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President Xi told me about the pandas. They were eating the pandas in China. Can you believe it? Eating their panda arms and legs. It was just like the Haitians in Ohio.
But they're such good pandas. Such beautiful pandas. People told me all day- no one's ever seen pandas like them, they're unbelievable.
We'll be keeping the them at the Atlanta Zoo in the custody of my FBI Director Kash Patel. Kash loves the pandas so much. Maybe he loves them more than me, I don't know, we'll see...
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 10:24:43 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 10:19:23 JST
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no but I hear regular people are fact-checking it in real time against their paystubs too
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 10:15:45 JST
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The entire oFfiCiAL nARraTiVe is fan-fic, like those phantom Shakespearian sonnet messages which (forget metadata) they didn't even have date or timestamps
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 00:48:00 JST
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✅️ Independent fact-checkers determined this to be accurate
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 00:37:24 JST
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Spooky season is nigh 😋
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Sep-2026 00:27:41 JST
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They just need a little therapy with man's best friend 🐶
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 07:46:22 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 07:39:48 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 07:31:07 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2026 07:28:09 JST
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the trick is to get the almighty AI to replace jurors
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Sep-2026 07:43:29 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Sep-2026 07:42:16 JST
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It's a sign to take the stairs fatty. Otherwise you'd be in the elevator with me listening to Collective Soul on the Muzak.
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Sep-2026 07:39:45 JST
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Sep-2026 07:34:07 JST
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Universe 25, lasted about 5 years. Interesting enough is no predators were introduced to the environment yet they evolved within. Idle hands.
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[ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Sep-2026 11:40:27 JST
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The life