Notices by Sir Chancey (chancey@noauthority.social)

@ZeroSum06
My old boss said his unit nearly destroyed a small town in Texas doing this. I guess if we followed up the wild fires with record breaking flash floods, it would finish off LA for good.

@ZeroSum06
I'll have a word with the manager.

Have a drink at the Night Crew bar - it's on the house #NANC

The Night Crew is a fascinating cast of characters. Won't you join us? #NANC

@ZeroSum06
Very stylish

Celebrating the birth of the No Authority community and the Night Crew #NANC #NASBDAY

Dancing with the dead at the Night Crew party. How elegant! #NANC @tj

The past in flames, the future uncertain -- the NIGHT CREW is here to help. #NANC

We need a reverse-bounty program for open source software. Something like "I pledge $100/mo. to prevent further development of Nostr" or other obnoxious things.

@eriner I brought this up to a friend, and he said "but it means that YOU couldn't vote anymore" (I live in a shitty city apt.).

Man, I don't care whether I can vote. I care about living in a decent, well-ordered society.

Late nights drinking with the Night Crew #NANC

Christmas has come early. Too early for some.
The Night Crew has come to spread Halloween cheer to the Christmas carolers.
#NANC

Maybe they heard that American women love it when you eat their pussy, and they got confused?

"Yeah, but what if the government goes bankrupt?"

"Then our friends in the mighty Soviet Union will step in and protect us!"

"But what if the Soviet Union falls?"

The teller looks around, then leans closer to the patron and says, "Isn't that worth one lousy paycheck?"

The market's down, and the world is ending. Oh no! Reminds me of my favorite Polish joke:

A Polish dockworker heads to his local bank to open a savings account, and goes up to the teller.

"I'd like to open an account, but I'm worried about losing my life savings should this bank fail."

"Oh, don't worry," the teller replied. "The main branch in Warsaw will cover any debts this branch has."

"But what if the whole bank goes under?"

"We're insured by the Polish government. They'll cover our debt should that happen."

@bot Cool then :-)

@bot Is this about dating or Gaza?

@sickburnbro
But if you kill your enemies, they win?

@Nicktherat
Same here, I should get there around ten past five
@danieljfranco1 @ZeroSum06