Notices by TJ of the Side-Eye (tj@noauthority.social)

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It's just regular ranch, except it looks like dirt?

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Turns out I have it on DVD.

I have way too many movies and TV shows for the amount of time I spend actually watching them.

Maybe an episode or two a week, and a movie once a month or less.

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That's manageable. I've heard good things about it.

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LOST has 121 episodes. I'll never make it.

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Pretty dark isn't usually my thing. Also, I'm going to be only watching an episode or two a week. I don't watch a lot of TV and I just noticed it's several seasons.

I have no idea why I have some of the stuff I have. I guess the back of the box looked interesting.

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Many years ago the hiring manager told me they only called because my last name sounded black.

But yeah, I don't have my full work history on my resume and I didn't get my college degree until my late 30's, so my paperwork makes me look a lot younger than I am.

I have an obviously female name, so 2 points for that, I guess.

Reposting for the night crew:

It's been 9 months and I still don't have a new job. I had a few interviews, but no offers.

Obviously, I'm doing things wrong.

I found a career coach who will work with me until I get something, including interview practice and using his connections with previous clients.

But, I don't have any money to pay him. So I started a GiveSendGo. Please ask your womenfolk to post it on their social media.

https://www.
givesendgo.com/career-coaching

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Hey Gary! Love you love your work!

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That's just a mix of herbs that I already have, so I put in a little bit of each and call it good. I do the same thing with poultry seasoning.

I don't use that particular mix often enough to dedicate space in my small kitchen to another jar.

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rosemary, oregano, tarragon

Was on a summer savory kick for awhile, but that's hard to buy in NC and I didn't want to buy in bulk online.

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Next week set up a poll with both women, but don't mention their names - just womanA and womanB. See if NA.S agrees.

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10 years in college?

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How long does it take to fire 2000 rounds and why did it take even longer for the police to get there?

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The fact that the entire area has a name does not negate the fact that girls have a vagina and boys don't.

That's like saying it's not true that I have green crayon. I have a box of crayons that includes a green crayon. Both statements are true.

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I was waiting for one of them to trip, knocking over the others, so I could call it a hoe down.

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Did you get better?

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I was in a shop once where a young girl was getting her hair done the first time. It sounded like child abuse.

They had to call someone to get her little brother who kept trying to protect his sister.

I was very glad I didn't have to be there long.

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#TJWatchThis

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I don't know why someone put a bunch of raw dough on top of a closed garbage can.

Normally, pizzerias cook old dough before trashing it to keep it from turning into a dough blob like this. Probably smells bad too.

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I think she should get the death penalty. That said, she did reach out for help and was given a variety of drugs.

There's two problems with the drugs she was given - they take time to work, and the side effects include making things worse.

She would try one, didn't feel instantly better, and would try something else.