Notices by Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)

We KNOW what good Conservative Americans want.

You know it, I know it.

Yes, that's right.

They want Nicki Minaj.

@DaddyO SMR? Or SHD? IDK what the acronym is, but was it one of the shitty ones of a traditional CMR?

@DaddyO sheesh. I have 24 8TB WD reds (CMR, before the newfangled dogshit, shucked like corn from the WD “My Passport” or whatever the USB things were), zero of which have failed (8+ years of light use but 24/7 power on time). Either I got lucky or got the last batch of decent drives.

Sorry you’ve not had good luck with them. I guess I’ll go Seagate when I inevitably replace them.

@sun transitioning seamlessly from spicy to spices, do the Japs know about Old Bay? Can you buy that as an American export over there?

Maybe it’s only because I’m from Maryland, but I can’t imagine eating seafood the rest of my life without Old Bay.

@sun is “spicy mayo” in Japan actually spicy? Cause all the Americanized shit I’ve had is tamesauce. Real wasabi is pretty spicy tho, and I presume they only have the real shit in Japan and not the fake soy paste or whatever slop they put in the troughs over here, right?

@sun I thought diakons were grown primarily for their size and tilling properties, not their taste?

AFAIK they’re one of the least laborious ways to work dense clay soil, which IIRC Japan has a lot of.

@sun

> I read about it in a news article
> I was lied to

Well I ain’t no fancy educated city slicker, but I think that’s your problem right there, boy.

@sun happy to have not helped at all

@sun I doubt this will help you, but on the off chance: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/114912201198245247

The electric pajeet knows

"Police wouldn't go along with gun confiscations in America. Do you know how many guns Americans own?"

Twenty years after that myth was dispelled a near entirety of the population was coerced into muzzling themselves, their children, and your children first with a cotton sock and twine and then with God only knows what was in those vials.

That's not Muhammad kicking in doors, that's your retarded aluminum-filled mask-wearing triple-boosted neighbor Chris.

@sun for me, the struggle starts when I read “JavaScript is bad, but TypeScript is actually pretty good”

@sun > not a deep critique

I mean, if a waiter serves you a steaming plate of dog shit, how deep of a critique are we demanding here?

@sun > not going to be immersed in it enough to effectively analyze it.

Hold up now cowboy. I don’t need to be “immersed in it” to call it fake, gay, and post “nothing ever happens” and be 100% correct.

@RandomDeamon Apple has no incentive to fix this because they make a cool 30% on the totally-free-for-real-you-just-need-a-little-29.99-dollar-subscription apps. This is the kind of deceptive and predatory shit that they’ll have to be sued over (somehow) before they’ll do anything about it.

> Candace Owens
> Nick Fuentes

Yeah, I get all my news from the nigger woman obsessed with the troon wife of a foreign politician and the vain self-aggrandizing forever alone incel. I’m having a really hard time with mommy and daddy fighting. It’s tearing this family apart.

These people should be lined up and shot.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/11/exposed-us-labs-breeding-deadly-foreign-ticks-bid/

@dcc lmao this is ludicrous

@dcc THE WORLD MUST BOW BEFORE OUR INVESTING ACUMEN

@dcc @Murray_N doesn’t even matter because the application servers are memory and bandwidth constrained, not CPU constrained.