Notices by Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)

Rain means I may lose power at some point over the next day or two, so anticipate possible downtime.

@PNS I expected this to be a @bloojay post

As of 2023 there is a twice-daily pharmaceutical drug available to treat the type of locally aggressive tumor I have.

And with GoodRX, I can get a thirty day supply for only $10,781.58!

My casual and (mostly) broad-appeal party playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0L7tnrds2x7rrFocl2mrcT

I try to keep all of the songs relatively short for the sake of variety.

There is no specific order -- to be played on shuffle.

Dreaming sucks, the absolute worst.

Most of my dreams are violent, but of the few that aren’t I have a bizarre (recurring) dream that I had an apartment before my first apartment, it was an hour train ride away, I still have stuff to move out of there, and I haven’t paid rent for 6+ years.

@PNS holy crap look at all that sugar. Hotdogs are the only protein in the whole fuckin diabetes pile.

Is this what people buy with food stamps? Damn.

@Tony > sending people unsolicited emails

You’re a jeet

@jeremiah @DrFell America does whatever Pete Hegseth says.

@jeremiah @DrFell because he's a chameleon who changed his name 4 times and will say and do whatever he's told like the good dog he is?

@PNS It's calling itself "we"; it's possessed. It must be killed with Sliver and Holy Water.

@PNS I don’t understand how people let it get that bad. Like, she’s probably eating 6,000 cal/day. Even though it’s all probably corn and soy, how can she afford that? Food stamps + DiSaBiLity?

@PNS as King I’m going to mandate the national building code reduce door widths to 30”

@PNS It's crazy how "simple" some surgeries have become, including once unimaginable surgical procedures that are now outpatient done-in-an-afternoon deals.

@mischievoustomato @Tony email isn’t as bad (assuming you have your own domain and can change NS records). A hassle, sure, but in this case it sounds like Tony is SoL unless support decides to help.

Nobody asked, but yes, I do string trimming in flip-flops (and shorts).

It is a matter of technique

and pain tolerance.

Unprompted, my last two days have been some of the most physically demanding days I've had in recent memory.

Yesterday I pushed a ~80-90lb stroller 1.5 miles up Mt. Lebanon, then kept it from sending my children to their deaths the same distance down. Some of it cobblestone roads.

Today I edged ~8/10ths a mile of driveway in prep for a sealcoat. Had to be done soon b/c rain, so I did a half Mexican day (6hrs) of near continuous string trimming.

I cannot feel my limbs.

I got Chinese food.

@magicalthinking Yes. I tried to phrase it as to implicitly carve out "office workers" who walk to work.

I would have liked taking the rail across the bay and walking to work if it weren't for all the homeless niggers from Oakland being "walking" biohazards. I walked as long as I lived there, but I hated it.

inb4: “exercise more”

I don’t “work out” because that’s for single losers, queers, people still zonked by the 80s era beefcake sociological impotent cry for help, people with too much free time, and people who don’t have any routine physical hardship during their normal day (i.e., office workers who drive to work).

Instead I face unscheduled physical tribulations, overcome them, then get Chinese food.

Pretty sure I know which of us has it better 😏

@PNS Unfortunately you can't have easily accessible emergency stop buttons at the bottom, top, and along the elevator because we live in a low trust society of mudbloods.

Y’all…

Why do women insist on going out and spending $180 to have their hair cut by a high school drop-out?? My wife decided to use dye and it looks…… awful. 🫠🫣🫣We have an event for my work in 2 weeks and a client dinner tomorrow…..whyyyyyyy?