Notices by Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)

Thanks everyone for the well wishes.

Off the heated high-flow and (back) on the regular nasal tube, which is far more comfortable.

It’ll be another day or two for the steroids and my body to clear my lungs so that I can breathe without Oxygen.

I have adenovirus and rhinovirus, the latter this year brings a nice pneumonia. My case was exceptional in the speed at which the pneumonia (both lungs) progressed. I blame my genius maskless cutting of the CPVC.

Shitposting resumes in a few days.

Also have adenovirus and rhinovirus, but that’s small potata’s compared to the pneumonia.

@freemayonnaise I’ve taken zero clot shots.

Guess who’s right… right again.

(It was acute pneumonia, and good thing I went to the hospital otherwise I’d probably be in very rough shape. They had to max out the high-flow oxygen to bring my O2 above 90)

I think it’s pneumonia. Going to get a chest xray.

I’ve taken an expectorant, vit D, C, quercetin, zinc, herbal tea with honey, and now on to Ricolas.

Hoping my SpO2 is higher in the morning.

I’m like George Droid over here: I can’t breathe.

Feel like Death is upon me.

Hasn’t even been 24 hours.

Chicken noodle soup, herbal tea with citrus, hot shower, what am I missing?

My immune system trying to support my body after picking up bronchitis from someone who should’ve stayed home yesterday but wanted to fuck my shit up instead.

Aerosolized CPVC particulate right to the lungs. Hell yeah.

I haven’t found any old beer cans in the walls yet, but I guarantee I will.

I don't understand what this Chinese TikTok song is, and I don't care.

This is music I will blare when I use the bayonet on my smooth-bore musket to ELIMINATE THE CHINESE MANUFACTURERS SENDING ME POORLY QC'D AND DEFECTIVE PRODUCTS.

IT’S ALMOST TEN IN CHINA, GOLDEN WEEK IS OVER, RESPOND TO MY SUPPORT TICKET YOU SLANTS!

FAIL TO DO SO AND I WILL GET THE CHINESE HOOKED ON VTUBERS AND ANIME HORSE-GIRLS.

I WILL MAKE THE OPIUM WARS LOOK LIKE TEA PARTY!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

The Chinaman pulls through yet again.

Chyna numba won, best price!

Cat

@Hoss don’t buy precious metals; the government could confiscate it at any time!

Nice dinner with family, fun with the kids, smoked my first cigarette (Marlboro red), and got a cursed artifact in the mail from @SirAnthony.

Good day.

"is it troon?"

With the existence of AI and chondrolaryngoplasty, the only way to be sure is "The Bro Challenge".

@sun in real life

@Vox Nice try, FBI

@neanderthalsnavel my 2c:

antibiotic ointment and kept moist with PJ for a few days. After the ~second day (but varies significantly on the wound size, depth), allowed to dry out at night, thin layer of petroleum jelly during that day, then dry again at night, no more PJ.

Following self-experimentation that's my routine to minimize complications (and as a bonus, scarring).

I avoid chronic use of moisturizers of any kind as I believe it derails natural feedback loops.

PROTECT THE PLATELETS!