Notices by Vo (vo@noauthority.social)

@nyanide learn to enjoy your jails

@icedquinn

Syringe: Short
Ford F150: Tall
Empire State Building: Grande
Moon: Venti

@prettygood Zojirushi? You get a refund?

@prettygood I hope your new sheets aren't DOA and that that QA team was fired 🙏

@Mr_NutterButter @LukeAlmighty
My doc seriously recommended I get electro-convulsive therapy (modern-day shock treatment) so I promptly quit seeing him, ditched the meds, and explored psychedelics instead.

The therapist who taught me cognitive-behavioral therapy (who had also told me I "wanted" to be depressed) did more than that quack ever did.

But I wouldn't say either of them "cured" me. Neither did the shrooms, but combined with CBT and meditation they easily beat the pants off any SSRI!

@nyanide @Forestofenchantment @mangeurdenuage https://mangadex.org/title/79dba6c7-cc1e-475c-971b-82898375d27b/komen-fuufu

@Hyperhidrosis @georgia Neighbour's crop pollinated your heirloom corn? Lawsuit time

@georgia @creamqueen overwatering

@icedquinn e-ink is great. RIP my first Kobo Glo that I left in the car during a canadian winter though

@icedquinn

Kevin Gates: "I got two phones"
Quinn: "I've got at least 3 tablets"

@icedquinn belt storage time

@icedquinn I tried playing a rhythm game (itgmania) with my Shokz OpenRuns and learned there was about 205ms of delay I had to calibrate for. I'm pretty sure it's variable too and that is no bueno for rhythm games.

Even those old FM transmitter headphones would be better in that regard, but they're not really suitable for something like DDR...

@kaia Not enough drawers on the desk, buys a rack just to add one

@PNS wrought iron artisans 100 years ahead of the rest of the country's industry

@prettygood shitpost.cloud only has 857 fediblocks :feelsgoodman: though I don't know what's behind their soapbox.

@Hoss

@ZeroSum06

Alright ladies, pick the perfect man you have $5

Smart: $35
Kind: $70
Loyal: $3
Employed: $2
Rich: $200

@BowsacNoodle hypothesis, they'll burn

@feld @paco @nixCraft this has heavy "why would I bother defending my country from invaders" vibes

@icedquinn looks painful

@mangeurdenuage