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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 11:07:21 JST 
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Jake lived in a Streeterville high rise soaring over the toniest parts of Chicago. He was a probate attorney, divorced, Jewish, had cute glasses, and positively gorgeous stubble. Jake was also a lot more talkative than the standard issue male wordsmiths of “hey” and “sup” across the internet. Maybe it was going to be an actual date; maybe we’d hit it off and meet again.
As my Lyft got off the Kennedy, I texted him:
“Just so you know, I just ended my second marriage today, and it’s been eight years since I went out with a man.”
To which he promptly replied:
“Oh, no expectations at all! I never have sex on the first date anyway!”
Ah, he was a whore after all. I could work with that too.
The night sky was an overcast haze when I got out of the car. Jake texted me that I should just come up because “my pants are still in the dryer,” like it was a seventies porno. Well, who could resist such subtle charms? Certainly not me.
Jake met me in the lobby in shorts that oh so coincidentally showed off his bulging, rock hard thighs. He certainly didn't catch me staring at them, and he definitely didn't sway his chiseled ass at me as he led me into the elevator. His hand brushed mine as he tapped his fob to the sensor plate. Who was I kidding? He had me eating out of his hand already.
“Sorry about the mess,” he said with a little finger twirl as he opened the door to his immaculate condo, and I was so thirsty for those thighs I didn't even roll my eyes at him.
His place was a monument of brushed steel and marble. He had a little dog, because of course he did. Chicago stretched out through the wispy clouds in his wall window, just starting to count up the votes of the next mayor. Jake shooed his little gay dog into his bedroom with a wink in my direction.
“Can I get you anything?” he murmured, his gorgeous mouth in a little pout. Our fingers brushed again as he handed me a can of bubbly water from Whole Foods. God, he was ridiculous, and I was already aching in my pants to feel more.
Jake's dryer dinged while he was in the middle of assuring me it was okay and he was divorced too and knew how it went.
“Oh, looks like my pants are ready,” he said, slinking out of reach just as I went to take hold of his waist. “I'll be right back.”
As he disappeared into his hallway, I noticed that condoms and a bottle of lube just happened to be lying on his coffee table. Jake slipped past me with his warm pants, ever so lightly brushing against my bulge.
“We're both men,” he murmured, glancing back at me with a sly smile. “I'm sure you're okay if I just change right here.”
My hands closed over his as his thumbs hooked into his waistband. Jake let out a small gasp as I kissed the nape of his neck, my finger sliding under his shorts, trailing just short of his magnificent ass. His stubble rasped against mine as he nuzzled into me, eager, inviting, masculine as fuck.
Eight years of frustration vanished into smoke as he grinded his ass into my tight, straining pants. He was so good, so right, the answer to every need and ache in my body. My fingertips brushed the head of his cock, and my mouth watered. To hell with ever giving this up again.
I peeled off Jake’s clothes like the slutty divorce present he was. He squeaked with excitement as I bent him over and shoved him into the sofa cushions. His ass was a gorgeous, warm invitation, and I spread him apart and buried my face between his cheeks. I grasped his tree trunk thighs desperately as I tongued his asshole, his body a tapestry of muscle and pleasure in my arms.
Jake’s whimpers became needy, insistent as I lapped at him. He wriggled out of my arms with a gasp, showing off his perfect body as he knelt before me. I growled with desire as he pulled open my pants. His gasp at my rigid cock sent threads of fire through me. Every woman I’d slept with had told me I’m hung, but it didn’t truly sink in until I first heard the words from a bug-eyed, drooling man. And it was finally back in the worshipful hands of someone who liked dick for a change.
He covered my shaft with fluttering, adoring kisses before plunging all the way to my base. Pleasure shuddered through my core as he swallowed me, gargling my head in his throat and caressing my balls. His sweat-slicked stubble and hair slid through my fingers, my muscular Adonis swooning over every warm thrust he took in.
I tore off my shirt and kicked out of my pants as Jake came up for air. He tore open a condom from the coffee table, rolling it down agonizingly slowly. His pouting eyes fluttered as he slathered lube on my wrapped cock, demur, inviting. I tried to move, but he stayed in place with a smirk, challenging me to take what I wanted, what I needed.
So that’s how we were doing this. Challenge accepted.
Jake cried out in anticipation as I seized him by his gorgeous thighs and wrestled him back onto the sofa. His playful resistance became an insistent tug as I hauled his legs up on my shoulders, teased his asshole with my slick head that tormented me just as much. He trembled as I thrust, slowly, powerfully, working into his depths until my hips crushed his ass down into the cushions. His eyes rolled back as I rocked into him, nodding eagerly as I pushed harder, faster.
Sweat ran down both of us in rivulets as I claimed his rippling, muscular body. His thighs were trunks of fire under my palms, his chest a heaving tapestry of need. Jake took ahold of his cock as I pumped him, each thrust adding to the tension in his body and shaft, needing more, always more. His gleaming condo faded to a blur, the yapping of his gay little dog to a smear of whispers. He was mine, all mine, my gorgeous man, my writhing temple of pleasure.
His entire body shuddered as we both drew closer to the edge. He stroked his cock wildly, desperately, grabbing at my ass with his free hand, sliding away as he lost focus. Suddenly Jake’s eyes flew open, wide and bulging. I thrust into him with all my strength as he shrieked with triumphant pleasure. His swollen cock erupted, stream after stream of mouth-watering cum painting his bulging pecs and ribbed abs. He thrashed in ecstasy as I hammered into him, grasping my arms, his eyes glazed with pleasure and wide with anticipation.
A thundering scream ripped out of everywhere and nowhere as I blew apart inside him. I howled with unbearable shudders, clench after clench wracking my cock, my guts, my bones. He was my focus, my world, tearing pleasure out of me, wringing me into nothing. My arms seized and jerked under his hands as I thrust with desperate, manic abandon. Finally I slumped into him, my cock still pulsing, my strength gone and still squeezing out spasms of pleasure that ran through both of us.
“Fuck!” I raggedly gasped. Jake swooned as I pulled out of him, the condom swollen with my load. I collapsed onto him, lapping at his gorgeous abs, tasting his delicious cum. He pulled off the condom with a smirk, and I groaned anew as he swallowed my spent shaft, taking what was left for his own.
With a happy sigh, Jake pushed me back into the sofa and laid his head on my stomach, idly caressing my legs and softening cock. I threw my head back, too spent to do anything but stare in an unfocused haze at his soft-lit ceiling, the sounds of his dog and television washing over me incoherently.
…television.
A familiar voice burbled through the glow of sweat and pleasure and cum.
“...while votes are still being counted, our election desk is prepared to call the winner…”
I blinked into focus as the new mayor-elect was announced. My client, the mayor-elect.
“Oh fuck,” I mumbled. “We won.”
Jake giggled as I lifted my head and looked over at his widescreen. Yes, I hadn’t misheard. The results were…improbably good too.
He pouted as I wriggled out from under him and got to my feet. “I’ve got to get to the election party,” I said, rooting around on the floor for my clothes.
“Do you think you can come back later?” he asked invitingly.
I snorted as I pulled up my pants. He moaned as I swept him into my arms and kissed him, deeply, warmly.
“Sweetie,” I said when I pulled back. “I just elected the next mayor. I won’t be back tonight.”
“Aww,” he pouted, but released me as I pulled on my shirt. We kissed again with one more round of appreciative groping before he saw me to the door, wobbling slightly from our unhinged tryst.
In the lobby, I pulled out my phone to see a string of congratulatory texts from colleagues…and one long, long email.
It was from Karen.
She was so happy I’d won. She was sorry. She loved me. She’d said a lot of things she hadn’t meant. She wanted to make up. She’d just bought airfare and a goddamned hotel in…Montreal? It would be a magical trip and we’d rekindle our relationship.
Wow. Talk about too little, too late. I snickered as I tapped out my reply:
“I just fucked a cute Jewish lawyer up the ass in Streeterville. See you in court.” -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 10:53:30 JST
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@wertimer But I already ate dog today :cry_cirno: -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 10:51:39 JST
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@creamqueen Colton A. must feel like a retard for selling this for 2 dollars in 2002 now. -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 10:50:52 JST
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:freak: on a leash (me) -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 21:07:29 JST
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England living up to its name as the Great North Atlantic Trash Heap. -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 21:06:45 JST
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@Fullmetal2255 Impressed that it knows what the lab level looks like. -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 19:23:36 JST
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Watchmojo top 10 Fedi nigga moments -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 14:05:18 JST
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I remember one day baby it was the best day of my life -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 13:37:13 JST
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@binkle Will Dr. Pepper work? -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 13:32:32 JST
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I want a method to orchestrate and automate putting all my memes on my web server to make them searchable through the Internet. How can I do this? -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 13:26:55 JST
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Going to Hyperborea to talk to the primordial stock on the perennial truths of this plane of existence. Won't be able to post updates as they don't have Wi-Fi over there. -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 12:39:41 JST
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@sapphire @Turkleton The Swastika is probably one of the oldest insignia of the human experience, older than Buddhism.
https://chadcrowley.substack.com/p/swastika-the-axis-and-the-flame -
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??Turkleton Pupptarr?? (turkleton@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 12:35:02 JST 
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Excuse me sir that is a racist band shirt. You are only allowed to wear shirts from bands that talk about rape and murder here. leave now or I call da cobs -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 12:32:53 JST
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Superhero whose power is to exacerbate global warming specifically in the Sahel region. -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:34:40 JST
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@vayda -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 11:32:52 JST
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@grumbulon @zero I want her to peg me OwO -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 09:30:33 JST
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@grumbulon -
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 09:01:52 JST
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>Need spare Fairphone part
>Go to their site
>Site is a piece of shit and takes three seconds to load
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Forest of Enchantment (forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 08:51:01 JST
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@get @Oaghaji @Forestofenchantment Oh god it's the nigga bisexual again. -
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Ryu (4ae515ec75aada2816397dda84cc63c2ca1e2b27bf49f173abda9764b9bde35b@mostr.pub)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 08:47:32 JST 
Ryu
ur um, actually, it's called LUANTI now
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