Notices by Sparkler (sparkler@mastodon.is-a.horse)

@prettygood Why is the ejection port closed while the slide is pulled back?

@prettygood Even if I did, it wouldn't work since it requires google play.

@prettygood Fuck it, pee during the meeting

@prettygood But at what cost?

They always find the warm place to nap.

@prettygood Why are you putting gameboy colors in the oven?

@Kenhoro Welcome to the fediverse. It works a lot like email, where anyone can host an email server and can communicate with all the other email servers without any changes on the existing server's configurations.

More ponies to all.

@prettygood How will I afford pilk???

@prettygood The ability to have the computer do what you tell it to do is a threatened thing in 2026.

Who cares if it is what you want.

@prettygood Even stabilizer usually can't keep it good for multiple years.

@prettygood That handle of rum is looking at me in just the right way.

@maki I want some hot cocoa...

@prettygood Did you have to post this? Fuuuuuuuuu

@prettygood It's the new pfp

@prettygood May I interest you in some suspicious white powder in a paper bag?

@prettygood I'm with you. I don't touch my shells anymore. If I'm logging into 100 different systems, I don't have time to configure shells on every single one of them. Better to just keep it default and work with it.

Except for ksh. Fuck ksh.

@prettygood I don't use calendar/tasks at all on my personal computer, so yeah.

I also have no idea what EWS is.

@prettygood I use kmail mostly out of laziness. It isn't the best, but it mostly does the job.

I don't send emails from my home very often, so the quirks don't bother me that much.

@prettygood The bottom sheet of my bed comes off the mattress, and I don't even bother fixing that.

@Vo @prettygood @Paradox Hotmail/outlook used to do this, except it was 16 characters