Notices by Paradox (paradox@raru.re)

@prettygood Dar-reeling.

@prettygood This is some weird tea, miss...

@prettygood Andou is unreasonably hot.

@prettygood She looks like she's saying "can I offer you an onion in these trying times?"

@Rasp In this essay I will analyze the place of intersectional feminism in the classic children's book Harold and the Purple Crayon.

@Rasp Yeah.

@Rasp Why so?

I'm still very much pro-taxes but crucially critical of tax use.
There's a lot of conversation to be had when it comes to what tax money should be spent on.

I think most can agree that spending it on road maintenance, trash collection, and water treatment are good.
But other things like certain types of welfare are a subject of debate.

It is possible for the government to do too much, cuz you wanna balance giving the government enough money to pay for stuff most people benefit from (or that are for some dumb reason exorbitantly expensive), while also leaving people enough money to buy shit that benefits themselves.

"The heroes of my field have slain one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse" goes so fucking hard.

https://xkcd.com/1520/

"What if I could hold you 'til I feel you move inside of me."
Well that's not a bar I expected from that song.

@kaia For some, maybe, but this is a general feature of language evolution. Many words that started out with a niche definition have become generalized when popularized.

@kaia That is what I understand the original meaning to be.

But now it seems to also be a general term/synonym for masturbation, so I was wondering if, when used, which part (or both) it refers to.

Does gooning refer to the fapping part or the cumming part?

@daya Isn't horno an oven?

Thinking about how they invented panda porn cuz pandas are really hard to get in the mood in captivity.

@prettygood @apophis
You don't have to tell me someone who goes by the name Buttlipsticks is weird.

@hj
Johnny Depp in The Ninth Gate on the right.

@prettygood I've known some people for years.

My partner Aurora is an OG. Maybe ten years now I've known her, and very few I've known longer I can still talk to.

Can I stop losing fun people please?
I hate how ephemeral the internet is sometimes.

@desea
Yeah that might be an indication of paranoia.
It's wild you're right. This shit reads like that and it shouldn't. Cuz that's how he talks about it.
Fucked up some people talk to Chat so much they start to see it as a person instead of a tool.
I mean, I do talk to it like a person, but I don't treat it like one. I spend much more time talking to my friends.