Notices by Paradox (paradox@raru.re)

@Rasp I feel that.

❤️ For what it's worth, I'm still here.
Sometimes you can get back what you lost.
I find it refreshes my sanity to enjoy the people I still have with me.

@Rasp Something recent or remembering the past?

Fucking what
https://ponywaifusim.com

@kaia ?
https://archive.org/details/the_first_spaceship_on_venus

@sapphire @prettygood
That... is maybe the only circumstance under which I'd willingly use a "bidet".

@prettygood I will wipe my ass with regular toilet paper like God intended.

Wanting her ❤️
Also even though I don't ship the pair, I like their fits and the pose. ^_^

@prettygood Apparently within the past few months.

@prettygood Oh no it's an idle game. It's 3am, stay strong.

@lanodan @SuperDicq
Sounds like more was going on than I heard. I thought it only went down cuz management mishandled that charity money and everyone bailed.

Tonightus

@Rasp I'm getting my greasy fingies all over these two pounds of unethically sourced, tattooed tree flesh and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

⭐ 1/5
This book fixed my marriage, ended world hunger, made me a killer cup of coffee, brought me nirvana, and sucked my cock so hard my nuts are sore.
The only problem is that all the pages are laminated. I hate laminated paper.

@prettygood Poetry and song can be fiction. You might mean prose.

I was always more of a prose sort, but I think that's because of how I think. I admire poets and songwriters for their ability to make obscurity make sense, somehow. I enjoy some songs, but some of them don't really make sense to me narratively. They're just fun to sing.

@schappi @kaia
I don't think any alcohol would count, except maybe wine.
But also if beer is somehow the only liquid you have available for baptizing someone, you have bigger problems.

@prettygood @epsi
Is this why people get served fucking lemon water in restaurants?

@Rasp Breaking: Tree comments on AI getting his brain burnt by hot chemistry.

@Rasp Imagine experiencing post nut clarity for the first time and then your brain just gets cooked.

@Rasp At the risk of sounding "lol xd random", it's helping to make it funnier but not make it make sense.

@Rasp I'm sure the delivery was.