Notices by Lizzie (lizzie@brain.worm.pink)

@kaia

@lain in-n-out employee: “how can i help you?”
guy standing next to the counter holding an “i sell cheeseburgers for 4 cents less” sign: “or can i?”

@chjara never heard statesian that actually works pretty well!

‘american’ doesn’t actually specify the united states of america
‘USian’ doesn’t really work spoken
‘US american’ is an improvement
‘greater arizonan’ perfect. no flaws

every day i think the chief brainrot cant get worse and im wrong

THATS RIGHT im still posting about path to nowhere no escape

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/01e43dd5-79c0-4ca0-a98d-18d64144ec17

@icedquinn i mean sophia means wisdom and isnt unique to gnosticism

@authen mhm

@sun @7666 im some neet lmao but my mom used to work for american express and they contracted a lot to tata consulting/now tcs and it was a nightmare for everyone involved (including the living conditions of dubious legality for the tata people)

@7666 @sun

did you know they pull thousands of H1Bs a year and mysteriously 99.9% get approved?

its not mysterious lmao the us government loves the tech industry and there are a lot of highly educated indians who want jobs here

whats the opposite of a brainworm. brain angel? brainbird?

@ww @anemone they just started calling akkoma users nazis too for being basically the same software

@ww @anemone no it didnt

@ww this is extremely not true lmao

@ww were you not here for the pleroma crimes era?

@ww actually it hasn’t even been a week since a bunch of mastodon users were screaming about quote posts being a vector for misinformation

@ww now mastodon fork users are chill. ill grant you that

@ww YES

@ww my instance is extremely defederated over this shit

@eris @nyanide nvm this sucks

also what are they going to do to disqordia when its been gone for a while 😭