Notices by Lizzie (lizzie@brain.worm.pink)

i think maybe if you do this on the first day you meet someone, you are a problem

beautiful women named ‘grok sexy mode’ are messaging me on x, the grok app or whatever

PEMDAS (please excuse my dirty ass sink)

finally went short bio. fiore convinced me

#homosexuals in my mentions

“hey. im sorry it’s been such a rough week for you”
i turn around to the coffee machine, which finished a while ago.
“you want some?”
you shake your head
“thats.. probably for the best. i didnt really make enough for both of us anyway.”
the coffee pot is almost overflowing. my need for caffeine concerns you a bit.
i pull out a mug made from some sort of pink mineral. little flakes of impurities sparkle in the sun
“whats it made of?” you ask
“hmm? oh the mug. its made of some rock from the himalayas. halite i think?”
youre about to speak up again but im already pouring the coffee into the mug. you get quick confirmation that it is, in fact, made of salt as the bottom of the mug dissolves and begins spilling out onto the counter in all directions.
the coffee begins flowing off the counter on to my side. it slows the brown puddle’s inching toward yourself, but you take a step back out of an abundance of caution. some of it has to be spilling onto my feet at this point, but you dont see even a flinch from me. instead, you see that i have poured out the entire pot.
we stand in silence for a bit while i appear mesmerized by my new mug and take a ‘sip’ from the clearly empty cylinder
my eyes go wide
no coffee
“hmm. not enough for even a sip. i’ll have to make more next time”

shoutout to apple changing how text selection works so it just doesnt work sometimes

@romi @fiore blessed

(talking to a jane remover fan who is tired of hearing the same joke) “so like, where does the jane go?”

i got to the bus stop late but so did the bus so i was perfectly on time

the one thing ive noticed about animals a lot of them love mineralizing things. good for them

i hate all cpus
intel is stinky (technical term)
amd gave us amd64/x86_64 which is an incredibly cursed instruction set
ARM is reddit
risc-v is also reddit but probably good for some non-general cases
mips uhh idk anything about it. i categorize it in my brain similarly to risc-v but older
i refuse to acknowledge sun microsystems ever did wrong so sparc is literally perfect
yes i hate java. i do not reconcile this

@prettygood iris authenyo??

they hate me for sneaking into their rooms at night and throwing a bucket of ice on them

does the term ‘hypostatic union’ itself suggest that the incarnation was ‘plan a’?

@fiore fancy theological description of what jesus is

@fiore i mean the thought popped into my head when i was scanning a wikipedia article on neoplatonism

@fiore the thing i was thinking is just that if a hypostasis is a greater, more fundamental reality than the creation we inhabit, then to say Jesus is a hypostatic union is to say that Jesus’s humanity is as fundamental to that hypostasis as His divinity

@fiore american calvinist evangelicals think the birth of jesus was kind of an accident bc humanity fucked up really badly and hed like to not send a few people to hell (he is still fine sending most people to hell though)

@fiore evangelicals are a special people