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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2026 16:45:16 JST
Daniel Stevens
🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🐴 HORSE 🐴 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥’s HORSE COCK is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don’t forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗️❗️ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄️🀄️ with your cousins💁🏼♀️👱👩🏻🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶 or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 19:07:22 JST
Daniel Stevens
I'm referring to https://kill-corporations.enterprises/users/apophis because I also saw just a thread broken in pieces of fiore being mad about some flatpak take I can't see (and then it turned into a foot fetish thread)
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 02:47:56 JST
Daniel Stevens
i can't do them either in general but i'm so glad i didn't find out about it while trying to look at porn -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 02:41:01 JST
Daniel Stevens
bunch of horny fucks mad they can't goon -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Friday, 06-Feb-2026 02:23:40 JST
Daniel Stevens
JEffrey
EPstein -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Feb-2026 20:56:52 JST
Daniel Stevens
you keep slandering GNU in hopes no one notices you type like Epstein. well, I noticed -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Feb-2026 00:49:38 JST
Daniel Stevens
it's bad for gaming like that yeah (nowadays i think games can ask the OS to turn it off for the game). and this is just a case of you not being used to it by now (nothing wong with that)
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 06:35:35 JST
Daniel Stevens
my eggs will hatch soon... -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-2026 02:31:10 JST
Daniel Stevens
pointers are numbers
explain this then: https://godbolt.org/z/cfPW9oPq9
error: invalid operands to binary * (have 'int *' and 'int *')
4 | x * x;
| ~ ^
| | |
| | int *
| int *
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Monday, 08-Dec-2025 08:23:01 JST
Daniel Stevens
but you're not a beta, you're a phi
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 10:33:59 JST
Daniel Stevens
and would be the national champion at poop-eating
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 04:20:37 JST
Daniel Stevens
You hate me... In conversation from p.enes.lv permalink -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 04:20:35 JST
Daniel Stevens
but im a gnucel In conversation from p.enes.lv permalink -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 02:30:12 JST
Daniel Stevens
deepfried chicken is a vegetable because they're breaded and bread is made out of grain In conversation from p.enes.lv permalink -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Thursday, 13-Nov-2025 02:33:07 JST
Daniel Stevens
Can't wait until Windows BestFit algorithm translates 😅 to " breaking quote parsing algorithms
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Nov-2025 22:49:54 JST
Daniel Stevens
And the table has "Mouse representing: self"
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Nov-2025 22:49:28 JST
Daniel Stevens
And at the end:
Meeting adjourned at 2:33 pm.
Mouse still at large.
L2 meeting continued.
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Nov-2025 08:46:06 JST
Daniel Stevens
HAVE YOU KIDS HEARD ABOUT JAVASCRIPT IT CAN DO EVERYTHING I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WRITE HTML IT JUST GENERATES IT ON THE CLIENT MACHINE THIS SHIT'S FUCKING AMAZING LET'S PUT FUCKING DOSBOX JS IN THE SIDEBAR RUNNING DOOM ALL THE TIME BECAUSE FUCK YOU AND YOUR ATTENTION SPAN In conversation from p.enes.lv permalink -
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Nov-2025 08:32:40 JST
Daniel Stevens
honestly, kirby being horny for korone feels like it should be the free space on the bingo card
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Daniel Stevens (eris@p.enes.lv)'s status on Saturday, 08-Nov-2025 19:02:34 JST
Daniel Stevens
in general yeah
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