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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 07:01:37 JST
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ngl declining birthrates are the only way to get back at the evil old farts that destroyed the world. jokes on you there wont be enough caretakers for you all you'll just get neglected in your shitty fucking retirement home -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 06:50:59 JST
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>open aliexpress
>"XXXL condom"
they're onto me -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 00:41:36 JST
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@Suiseiseki @fiore @navi im killing you im killing you im killing you gnu style sucks im killing you im killing you im killing you im ripping out your organs im killing you im killing you im killing you im killing you -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 00:39:17 JST
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@fiore @navi ok then we're all in agreement that tabs are perfectly fine, right? -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 22:24:19 JST
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@Suiseiseki @kirby im back to nvi -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 22:24:17 JST
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@Suiseiseki @kirby does evil mode even have ex commands or do i have to rely on the emacs implementations for those features? in the latter case this isnt a joke -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 22:09:36 JST
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@kirby ive looked into kate a bunch of times and still havent made up my mind about it -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 22:09:35 JST
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@kirby honestly atp im more likely to end up on emacs with evil mode -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:57:39 JST
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@tisanae @snacks diving is scary
i just wanna get back into form and maybe get some swimming certifications. silver seems straightforward i just gotta swim for 15 minutes straight and manage a distance of at least 400m and dive 2m to grab a dive ring twice and dive for 10m distance (with pushing yourself from the edge. for gold you have to do it mid swim so no push). rest is straightforward though i do need to practice my jumps i didnt commit to my dive jump enough and was still partially upright and got water way up my nose -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:57:37 JST
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@Clover @tisanae @snacks yea free diving seems nice. i wish i could get the hang of snorkeling cause that would be the nicest to me cause it means avoiding scuba gear for which ive just watched way too many cave diving accident videos to trust with my life -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:22:10 JST
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@tisanae @snacks which in my defense is also still referred to as water pressure particularly while diving, thats just not a straight up density increase -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:22:08 JST
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@tisanae @snacks well actually the reason you need specialty mixes is because if you kept the same mixture as surface air, youd get nitrogen narcosis and die. so you need to add inert gases just to keep the total amount of oxygen and nitrogen in check lest it become toxic to you -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:22:08 JST
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@tisanae @snacks ok yea true i was thinking of total weight of water in which case oh yea thats why you float easiest with your body against the surface of the water -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:20:01 JST
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@tisanae its great i just came back.
had to cut it short by like half an hour cause i had a sudden weird feeling across my torso. i suspect like a gnarly stomach cramp but it felt like it went all the way up into the shoulders. accepted that was probably the signal that id hit my limit and immediately swam to the edge, pulled myself out and laid on the floor for a while. then just barely walked back to my bag and laid on the grass for a bit until i was able to confidently get back up
my arms are so fucking sore oh gosh. my physique is gonna thank me for getting back into swimming though. my goal atm is to like make it through the swimming certifications. gold (or rescue swimmer, the one right after it) or bust. first i gotta practice my dive jump again though i totally fucked it -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:19:59 JST
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@tisanae yea. i can float but i need to let it happen, it doesnt happen naturally. i hope that as i lose weight (at least in fat) that might become easier -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:19:57 JST
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@tisanae its purely surface area vs weight afaik -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 01:19:54 JST
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@tisanae @snacks but that doesnt make sense because you actually float most easily when your entire body is on its back at the surface compared to upright despite the fact you would be displacing lower pressure surface water -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 00:59:46 JST
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one advantage of swimming over most other sports is you can do it on a hot summer day and actually sweat less than you would chilling at home -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 00:50:53 JST
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@hjh me but i watched the anime 3 years ago right before experiencing egodeath so i remember fuckall besides that it was really good -
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omen of instance annihilation (coolbean@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 20:38:46 JST
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i love when my mother falls asleep but once awoken claims she didnt even though she was audibly snoring