Notices by enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)

WHO DOES IT?

how offputting am i

@authen the magic of inspect element provides a good starting point!

wtf kinda name is "Eugen Rochko", shit sounds like a fictional banker who pays to suck a french model's toes

whats your body actually made of

@mischievoustomato I try!

can't comprehend the technical side of music or daws at all guess i should just learn guitar and become another boring singer songwriter

i closely agree with lynch on "dark" textures, but i kinda wanna make a bonus list for "lighter" textures too!

there's been this one old lady living here whos always uhh, sorta flirty with me ig? idk

while im receiving much inspiration for when i create The Great American Game by working here now rather than hiding from the world, truth is still too strange for fiction. if i wrote a 20-25 year old black dude who voted trump only cause he believed women were too emotional to lead, despite working under multiple woman head chefs at his latest job, and whos afro just happens to be perfectly shaped to make his head look like a dick, that would be too bullshit for people. but hes right here tryna get me to hook up with women old as my mom

me every day at work

today's the day i start work im so nervous lol

i hate the picture of my face on my card so much it makes me look like the single most masculine human who's ever lived

every dinner shift at our retirement community cafe, there's always the one table of our token woke seniors amidst all the centrist and maga boomers. i should tap them into masto they seem like they'd make great annoying liberals here lol

"i read they took down the picture of the enola gay because it had the word gay in it! why, next they'll get rid of everything to do with humanity because of the homo in homo sapiens!"
"oh they'd ABSOLUTELY do that betsy!"

this is a christian place originally only intended for their elderly clergy btw, but they have a diversity equity inclusion statement that explicitly mentions gender identity, and despite how things are going, soooooooo

lmao one of my coworkers thought i was my sister but "turning into a guy"

okie dokie i think ive processed and decompressed enough from that first day on the job that i wanna yap about it

i have this bad habit, which ive been doing way more at work especially, where i'll swing my arms and wildly gesture and move my lips with a big grin like how these ingroup neurotypicals banter and react to jokes, without actually saying anything. cause i don't actually know how to respond to their joke.

first off NEW CHARACTERS JUST DROPPED IN THE ENARGEIAVERSE

ANIME GUY: some zoomer whos studying economics and consumes way too much dbz and naruto and one piece and jjk. fucks with the mid 2000s sonic osts and ai voiceover parody videos. says he's basically dead outside of work and school so idk how he has the time to follow all that too

TRAIN GUY: only genuinely friendly one here, makes loud train noises whenever he passes through, wishes he were tearing trafficpoles up in philly after the eagles win. has some sort of beef with dessert lady

TIRED GUY: i hate [something about my job]. u feel me [deadname]?

DESSERT LADY: seems significantly older than most of us. keeps mistaking my sister for someone named emily. when i met her she mistook me for my sister, who she mistook for emily, and thought i was her but just starting transition to "turn into a guy" lmao

after watching lotsa training videos about dementia and shit like that, i spent most of the time following my trainer and watching him do things i won't remember how to do. i spent the next most time doing the only job i 100% understand so far, which is operating the check-in place to make sure no seniors get free meals