Notices by enargeia (detondev@social.linux.pizza)

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which of ur body parts would u donate to me

I just made it so there isn't a quinday this week, only the other 7

today's guest pastor was that particularly sauceless worship guy lol. this was his first time officially preaching ever so it was awkward and nervous as hell. i didn't mention this before but an earlier guest preacher drove my mom crazy describing shit as "chaos mode" and then THIS MF SAID THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE PART OF THAT SERMON AND DID THE SAME

AAAAArrgghfhfhfh I just remembered the church is designing its new "outdoor kids corner" off an ai generated image

youth pastor was so proud of it too like "here's an ai rendering we've created!" showing shit to the classroom

this week's guest pastor is a guy from st louis who told a long story of how he let a girl onto a sports team he used to coach, then she beat the shit outta a guy who was with her sister at prom and treated her bad, and he was okay with it. also joked about being scared to touch our large pastor's bible afraid god would strike him dead, and talked about sports a lot but overly careful not to trigger our area's infamous "passion" for it. mom put her head in her hands a lot, she does NOT like when pastors are too "material" regardless of how much more able to connect to actual people it makes them.

guest pastor: can any of yall get me something to wipe this melting Hershey with?

*crypto karate guy runs up with a ridiculous massive vaguely defined ball-thing of tissue/toilet paper*

guest pastor: that aint gonna be enough but god bless you

my mom laughed hysterically, our church used to have two pastors, one a black preacher, before he left to do missionary work, so in this moment we're all reliving every time he wiped his forehead he was the champion of that shit

if god is real may he bless this chruch's strangely large population of little wasian boys with backwards hats and chains and overdeveloped handshakes

church today opened with thoughts and prayers over the minneapolis shooting. there have been so many goddamn shootings worse than this since my parents started dragging us here christmas 2021 and these smiling pieces of shit have never given a fuck. just say its cause of the trans transgender tranny. everyone knows.

love how christian worship songs are so predictable every time the band introduces a new one i can sing it perfectly without knowing it prior almost every time

idgaf about these queer comics that are anime puppygirl catgirl infantilized male gazey sexual availability shit i wanna see them meet and fall in love and call eachother buttercup and honeybunny and sweetpea and see new movies and argue about affording the new place and try to copy dancing videos in a cluttered kitchens blue curtainlight and go back to school shopping and learn ones mom died from facebook and not give a shit and get tired of fucking eachother and excited to fuck eachother again after two months and nervously pace as the other talks to the doc about arthritis and see old movies and share one urn together on their adopted childs bookshelf

@prettygood instead u gotta say something deep abt the link between politics and sexual insecurity and unconsious, that goes down easier

w-would... would u really fumigate me? 🥹

wow... would u really state sanction me?? 🥹

heyyy babe 🐋 long time no see 💦 *hits u with a 25 minute song in a matryoshka like hierarchy of sound that follows zipf's law*

today depression like an anchor weighs on my soul. i got no other HBs to bubble net feed with #RealWhaleShit

bubbleheads pulled up on me in a Virgina, so i hid behind the seamount till the RAN purchased they asses 🤣🤣😭 #RealWhaleShit

yo this whale shit is rough.... why cant i just chemosynthesize like a tube worm #RealWhaleShit

One day I will die and sink to the ocean floor, my body offered for the sake of everybody else. Some will leech, some will build something new from me, both until there is nothing left. Every city is a sacrifice, even the ones above water, something for its inhabitants to unwrap and consume and move on from after abandoning what's left in our ocean. I'm trying to see something divine in that, and I hope most of my inhabitants do too. I miss you, already.

im tired of saying shit and need to just post empty textual noise rather than anything brushed by my soul, but im also too cool to do the boring ass catgirl or puppygirl bit, so i hereby introduce the humpback whalegirl. mrrMMMMMMMMrrMMM *big splash* sQuEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee