Notices by [ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️ (zerosum06@noauthority.social), page 2

#NANC

Knee pads sold separately

#GM

😔

Plot twist- The Onion staff are time travelers who travel back in time and publish real future articles on real future events

@Electronwarrior

The exercise bands have been [REDACTED] upon investigation and placed within the custody of [REDACTED] in a secure [REDACTED] for the purposes of both [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

Plot twist- The Onion staff are time travelers who travel back in time to the present and publish real future articles on real future events

Nye & NDT out
Tommy & Ted in

😆

@eriner

If something looks off it is possible to tell the stylist on the spot, especially when they finish, spin the chair around, and present what they deem a complete job

@EvolLove @Jdogg247

This is bad press for her. Doesn't she know when you get to DC they'll look the other way when you fuck children, not adults?

@ZeroSum06

Big boy pants.

@ZeroSum06 Gloves with shorts? Even I know that's a fashion no no.

#NANC

🤔

NO! STOP!

It's a fkkn diaper with pockets!

Mystery solved. It's because he's getting more American disposable meatbags killed for Israel, and they're under-reporting the fatalities, "TBI's", etc, etc, blah, blah. Let's be real- it's textbook Darwin in motion at this stage.

So thankfully only unbiased trustworthy outlets like FOX, Newsmax, OAN, will fill the gap. /s

Surely all that glyphosate & microplastics in your balls didn't lead you to believe corporate media outlets aren't still functionally tuned to Operation Mockingbird.

😆

@CattleBaron

it was a simpler time

@PNS

Thank you Gary 🫡