Notices by Mr Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noauthority.social)

@lain Westside motherfuckers!

@mrman they really can’t meme. It’s hilarious.

@lain kinda. Evolution has worked in layers. Instead of changing the older stuff newer stuff is added that can override it, and a lot of things can still be done almost normally (when nothing goes wrong) without the older stuff. You’ll notice these people are always missing the inner, dumb but mammalian parts. They’ve got the lizard brain keeping the heart beating and digestion running, and the outer layer of deliberate control.

@lain I took mine out a few days ago, just fucking sick of my dentist bitching about it 😂

@lain SKIBBIDIBBIDIP BOM BADDUMP BEY

@magicalthinking sure

@lain Holly Krieger is such a fucking babe 😍😍😍

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@lain Lexx is the gayest thing to ever gay up space.

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@lain inshallah my brother

@lain I am quite not-gay and I watch that channel. She’s a dreamboat 😍

@newman @ThatCrazyDude therapy is for women by women. It doesn’t do shit for men.

@lain there is no such thing as muse for boys.

@lain everybody I’m guessing.

Today I learned that a lot of people get milk in creepy plastic bags and I’m starting to think I’ve been too dismissal of ethnic cleansing as a concept.

@PNS *squints* you don’t have any milkbaggers in the attic do you?

@PNS you can tell it’s of the gay because it has French on it.

@PNS there is no fancy way to drink milk from a plastic sack. It doesn’t even have a tap like a goon bag.

This whole “pay some company to (allegedly) stop other companies trading data about me” thing sure sounds like a mob shakedown to me.