Notices by Mr Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noauthority.social)

@lain just go read some PF Hamilton.

@lain it’s odd how the answer is always funding to secure their job for another decade.

Got this from my sister-in-law, my little homie Deez. #dogsofmastodon

@newt @bonifartius RUN

@lain yooj if troo

@lain LOLOLOL stop asking women what they find attractive. They’re not lying exactly, they’re just wrong.

@ThatCrazyDude oh noes, not extra strength? What a shame. You should let me get rid of that for you.

@lain everybody loves a brace of cunnies.

@lain yes and would.

@lain I knew it!

When something doesn’t go my way, my first instinct is also to post a video on the internet of me sitting in my car crying like a fucking toddler who wanted a candy bar and my mum said no.

@lain fascist means bad guy and trump is the bad guy so he’s fascist. Duh.

@bonifartius of course he’s an asshole. Good people don’t wanna be king.

@lain it’s certainly why I now have stage 4 eye cancer.

@lain so witty, so rizz, no cap these giant faceless companies are just like us on god fr fr.

@lain ps5? Exclusive? Everything everywhere is pants. It’s either just old shit warmed over, or hundred million dollar behemoths that have been turned from games into attempted mind control. Story games where the story has been destroyed to make Twitter blue hairs feel good about themselves, fighting games built for selling hats or streaming instead of player fun, games of any genre with over- complicated mechanics simply so there’s more knobs to tweak to rebalance it for Koreans….

LOL no strangely enough I’m *not* interested in watching and listening to Cory doctorow mumbling through a fucking face diaper for 45 minutes 😂

Getting some quality tiddycloud development early this arvo. Promising.

That missed us, we got this tho

@lain it goes hand in hand with the woke bullshit. They’re obsessed with their own identities they insist they be reflected everywhere in every medium. Fucking medieval setting? Skibidishitforbrains zoomer slang dialog because immersion is far secondary to self representation.