Notices by Mr Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noauthority.social)

@lain “if you don’t like ${main ingredient the dish is named after} just leave it out everything will be fine”

@ForBritain if we stop importing third worlders by the truckload the housing market will collapse, so trampling citizens rights is all we will get.

@lain somebody get that broad a sammich

@lain FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND

@lain this is the way

Everything looks like a nail to a man who needs you to invest in his hammer startup.

@lain [ Joseph Stalin has entered the chat ]

@lain KILL IT WITH FIRE

@ThatCrazyDude if the government only governments a little harder surely everything suddenly be fine for everyone forever, right?

@lain *Kublai khan has entered the chat*

@lain only gayer.

@lain you will have to convert it to EV.

@lain I want to take his lunch money.

@lain sexy Irish broads, mostly.

@lain why on earth would we give a fuck abou– BLOODY ‘ELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT DEMTIDDAYS!

@lain no, buy prime number?

@prettygood @mdacre @Vo @GluedToTheScreen

@ThatCrazyDude just put it in a plastic tub alongside the air pump?

@ThatCrazyDude put a small hole on the side with a flap of leather over it for a “one way” intake and bob’s yer uncle

@ThatCrazyDude what do you want to pump ozone into anyway?