Notices by GluedToTheScreen (gluedtothescreen@noauthority.social)

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sorry...
... I bailed when she grabbed the glass.

"Hold on."

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THIS is probably far closer to what the REAL Terminator will look like...

... and not one of those shiny human-looking robots we see in the movies.

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@PNS

I KNOW there are a lot of stupid people out there...

... but are we sure this isn't some kind of attention-getting absurdity rather than an example of reality?

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"Thank you for your attention to this matter"...

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I'll take his word for it...

which made me wonder...
@ZeroSum06

... seem high.

"**Short answer:**
For a typical U.S. restaurant buying standard fortune cookies in bulk, the average cost is **about 10–14 cents per cookie**.

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Breakdown of restaurant‑level costs
Based on bulk wholesale pricing:

Case of 300–350 cookies:** \$35–\$50 total
**\$0.10–\$0.14 per cookie**
- **Traditional bulk cookies (industry range):** **\$0.10–\$0.25 per cookie** depending on supplier and volume.

@PNS

it's the hand gestures that always get me with these precision responders...

@ThewTheKooky

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It's my granddog's quinceanera so I'm partying today...

It's a thing in China...
@PNS

... they SPIT on each other (rather than exchanging physical blows) because they CAN but will get arrested if anyone hits another person. To avoid arrest in a confrontation, they engage in a spitting contest.

It's disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/live/yON1Fwfcamg?t=792

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I am personally offended when the media does this...

... we should demand "equal time".

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It's a mystery...

OBVIOUSLY...
@PNS

... she inherited some major money as a youngster, It was the beginning of her downfall.

And now, here you are on your way to visit Paris and standing in a line at the United jetway... right behind him.

And her.

@PNS

now defrag your pet...

Ouch...

https://x.com/LorrieAnn25/status/2093163924375974132

Apparently...
... some cats like corn on the cob.

It's time to WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
@PNS

Pepes are...
... my fav meme theme.

Sad it has faded somewhat. Peak Pepe was fun!