Notices by pat (thatcrazydude@noauthority.social)

@Humpleupagus @Twig the man should prolly practice on a barrel fist

@Twig smoked fish. It's actually good stuff, and I say it even tho I generally dislike fish

@Twig also, a keyboard with some sort of unholy layout and gay stickers on it

Hey what kind of glue they use for beer bottle labels and shit? You know, the one that holds paper on glass just fine, but when you stick it in water it practically disappears.
I'm asking because I was thinking it would be kinda cool to have some hilarious labels on my wine, but I'm not loaded enough to stop reusing bottles.... 🤔

One says work. Saved me two trunk pieces. Figured I'll root them. Will make for cool gifts for someone, someday.... 😉

@Wyliesau damn! Trump will need to soak that hand in acid or something!

@silas oh yeah? Not true? People with incurable gender dysphoria make up less than 0.1% of the population, and yet you see them trannies all over the place. How do you explain that?

@silas by "the place" I meant the interwebz, of course.

Pineapple wine making tip you won't find on YouTubez: do not adjust sugar content when you're first mixing the brew if you're adding pectic enzyme to make your final product clear. Mix it all up and give the enzyme 24 hours to break down pectin into simple sugars before you'll start messing with it instead.The batch I'm making already tastes like at least semi-stromg liquor and it's not even done fermenting.Also,at this point I have no way of measuring the alcohol content.Learn from my mistakes

@kevets @Sophistifunk honestly, it's not exactly what I'd call "bad", but I was going for fruit wine, not half-booze, so it kinda counts as a fail 🤣

@kevets @Sophistifunk and cheap too, assuming you can score some cheap fruit. All you need is an airtight food-grade bucket and an airlock.
Cheers!
And yeah, I know it's not what'd you call "clear", but it's still fermenting, as evidenced as the bubbles. I assure you all the gunk will settle to the bottom of the fermenter. You can call it trash champagne now, I guess lol

@Humpleupagus @EvolLove @ned you might want a scarecrow too. You know, just in case power goes down, or something

@ned have you tried those ultrasonic pest repellers? I haven't seen a single rat since I installed two of those. I'd imagine possums would hate them just like weasels and shit.

@ned pattler makes pretty good ones. Good ol German anti-pest tech. I have the model on the pic. They were less than 30 euros shipped. If you can find them in the States, they're definitely worth considering. That being said tho, you don't want them installed in bedroom or anything like that, because they're not entirely outside of human hearing range.

@EvolLove @ned the half decent ones definitely do work. The only ones that don't are those Chinese pieces of shit emitting constant tone. Apparently them pests just get used to it like you get used to computer fan noise or something and they filter it out just like we do.

<<Japan's Komatsu goes all in on climate-friendly mining machines>>

What is this shit? They're making wokedozers now! So goddamn wrong, man, so wrong

https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Environment/Climate-Change/Japan-s-Komatsu-goes-all-in-on-climate-friendly-mining-machines

@ILoveAmericaNews you know shit's real when them Amish get political 🤣

My printer crapped out and now I'm torn between one of these inkjets with refillable ink tanks and color lasers.... 🤔🤔🤔
Suggestions?

@PNS nothing like a hold war every now and then lol

@FourOh-LLC if you scale it down to a family level, maybe a small to medium size tribe, sure. That's kinda how a normal family works. Not if you want to implement it as a political system for a whole damn county