Notices by pat (thatcrazydude@noauthority.social)

EU explained in one single pic!

@Humpleupagus @MummaBear well, if you're thinking GameCube, then yeah. But this thing does switch pretty well too if you get the settings right . Or so they say ;)

@Humpleupagus @MummaBear no. That's retroid pocket 5.
https://www.goretroid.com/products/retroid-pocket-5-handheld

Wooooohoooooo! The chinamen shipped my pirate gaming handheld machine thing! I obviously ordered the black one, cus I'm no racissss 🤣

@MummaBear well, yeah. It's basically an Android phone with built-in game controller, and the hardware optimized for gaming, you know. Only without the actual phone, because it doesn't have the cellular modem.... 🤣

@carolen you have to understand. A man gotta talk to someone who really gets him every now and then. Especially if he's married 🤣

@Myshkin @PNS and yet meloni's a Nazi because she says what vast majority of Italians have been saying ever since the EU started pushing for more sand niggers being admitted to Europe as "asylum seekers" and whatnot: you want them, you house them in your own backyard, commie

@Sui @Myshkin @PNS it's all true. And to be honest, if they were actually true to that, as in, if they were smart enough to comprehend the fact that it's their fucked up culture and beliefs that makes their shitholes so shitty they feel like immigrating elsewhere, if they had the will to live like non-barbarians and all, I wouldn't have issue with that.
But nah. That's not what them sand monkeys do. They come and they start preaching their curran bullshit. Basically, they just spread retardation

@Myshkin @Sui @PNS idk man. Maybe. But I can't say that myself without going full hypocrite. You see, I lived as an expat myself. The thing is that I never went anywhere to suck up handouts nor was I preaching how my way is better than the locals' way, so there's that.

@Zardoz @SiRrogueKnight just make it an island again so simple naval quarantine would do!🤣

<<Depressed Trump Asks Melania If She'd Put On A Baseball Cap And Say Space Stuff To Cheer Him Up>>

https://babylonbee.com/news/depressed-trump-asks-melania-if-shed-put-on-a-baseball-cap-and-says-space-stuff-to-cheer-him-up

@CattleBaron @eriner I just feel sorry for Meloni. Poor gal now really has to choose between Musk and Trump.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
<<Judge Determines Trump Will Get The Nation On Weekdays, While Musk Gets Every Other Weekend And Holidays>>

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-determines-trump-will-get-the-nation-on-weekdays-while-musk-gets-every-other-weekend-and-holidays

<<The Commission’s plan to make EU farming competitive again>>

Basically the plan is to make food more expensive so that a farmer forced to adhere to a bunch of retarded standards could somehow compete. Will sure work just fine lol

https://www.euractiv.com/section/agriculture-food/news/the-commissions-plan-to-make-eu-farming-competitive-again/

<<EU member Bulgaria faces protests over adopting the euro>>

Better late than never, I suppose. It probably won't change much, but still

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250531-eu-member-bulgaria-faces-protests-over-adopting-the-euro

@Eiregoat @CapitalB well, actually, since every single unit of currency is effectively issued as a bond (being backed by a bond, to be real exact), might want to look it up, you can hardly distinguish one from the other. You literally have interest on every single buck that's printed. Just saying, man.

@Eiregoat @CapitalB yup! I'll brew wine, grow spices and hunt boar in the woods, you do some other useful shit, we'll exchange the fruits of our labors and we're all fine. You know, how it's been for the most of human history. And I'm not even joking around here, ya know. Barter system wasn't bad at all. Going through banks and using State-approved currency hardy seems natural to me, to be honest.

@carolen noice! Freebees!

The tallest San Pedro has to go before it falls down under its own weight, so I was thinking.....
If I'll chop it up and feed it to crickets and then feed the crickets to the scorpions, will the scorpions get high? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@MummaBear if you'll support it, it will just keep growing. I've seen them more than 2m tall. But in their own they tend to fall down when they reach, like, 90-100 cm. Not much root system there, you know.