Notices by pat (thatcrazydude@noauthority.social)

@PNS to be perfectly honest here, masked up law enforcement agents are fuckin' off. Now, I do understand why they do that and I'm not saying there's no legitimate reason, but on the other hand, there's a reason why law enforcement agents are legally required to identify themselves before arresting anyone.

@mcread I personally don't draw any lines - I like Chinese food. Also, can't be species-ist. That seems super non-inclusive

@inscius yeah, but everyone knows him and he's an alternative to the mullahs, so I'd imagine that as far as your average Iranian is concerned, he's an obvious choice. I mean at least temporarily, so there's no power vacuum if and when they manage to chase the ayatollah away

If anyone's into antiques and shit, here's something that might be a nice score: a bronze cast of Napoleon Bonaparte's funeral mask. Signed by his physician too.
https://www.centromercatoantiquariato.it/products/maschera-funebre-in-bronzo-di-napoleone-bonaparte-del-1800

Mew china junk just came. I must say that as far as 30-ish euro BT/USB/dongle-wireless keyboards go, this motherfucker looks pretty darn good. Scissors-style switches, the chassis actually is machined aluminum as advertised so there's almost no flex there, and it comes with a cable, unlike that EU stuff!
They come with a bunch of color schemes too. Here's the AliExpress link if anyone's interested I just found this on AliExpress:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_Ezhf11K

"party in the CIA" by "Weird Al" yankovic
Possibly even better than the "Amish paradise" 😂
https://youtu.be/C-CG5w4YwOI

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman might want to work on that insulting business, son. Just saying

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman what makes the thing "preserved" is penicillin (penicillium mold metabolite), so if you have wrong mold there or no mold at all, it's botulism for ya

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman sure. But the thing is that if you make actual salami and you don't know exactly what you're doing, you gamble with your life.

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman what are you even talking about, son?

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman I mean, you can get the right mold spores, I'd imagine, but then you need to culture it in raw meat. That's the whole trick there. I'd imagine that's why FDA banned it

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman
if you happen to have a cave with just right humidity and temperature to keep raw ground pork from spoiling for a month or so while allowing penicillium to grow, sure

@amerika @ergo @dcc @Godsend @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @p @monarchist @klaatu @PNS @realcaseyrollins @RichardJohnson @scottdhansen @ThewTheKooky @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman of course, salami lasts because it's infected with penicillium, but that's not something you can do at home. Takes specific conditions to get the fungus to grow

@amerika @ergo @dcc @Godsend @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @p @monarchist @klaatu @PNS @realcaseyrollins @RichardJohnson @scottdhansen @ThewTheKooky @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman salt actually works if you have plenty of water and time to get rid of the salt before eating.Plants, meh,not really. Even garlic rots, you know.
But real salami lasts

@inscius I've been chugging beers since elementary too. But those were different times....

@inscius perhaps I presumed too much. I apologize

@inscius there was this plague thing over a decade ago that proved beyond any reasonable doubt that constitutions mean exactly jack shit. The only real "law" says that you can and cannot do what the people with guns tell you you can and cannot do.
I'm surprised it took you so long to notice

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman yeah, you can. But I dare you to keep unrefrigerated smoked ribs for a week and eat them ;)
And going back to radiation, ever had strawberries picked 3-4 days before?

@ergo @amerika @Killer_Mule @w0rm @threalist@social.fbxl.netrce @jeffcliff @steppe_lord @Forestofenchantment @p @jae @Economic_Hitman @delta @TruckDriver @Zergling_man @ThewTheKooky @scottdhansen @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC unless, of course, you have access to a gamma source, in which case you can just irradiate your shit, thus render it sterile.
But of course that's not the kind of gear you can just order on ebay, so there's taht

@ergo @amerika @Killer_Mule @w0rm @threalist @jeffcliff @steppe_lord @Forestofenchantment @p @jae @Economic_Hitman @delta @TruckDriver @Zergling_man @ThewTheKooky @scottdhansen @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC
That's possibly the most retarded thing I've read this month. I mean, sure, you can keep a medieval-style pottage safe to eat for months just by simmering it all the time, but at some point even the basic proteins will break down and you'll end up with calloies-free sludge, so there's that