Notices by pat (thatcrazydude@noauthority.social)

@magicalthinking meh. Just tell them that her haircut can't possibly be offended - just described 🤣

@PNS yeah, it does. Although I tend to use pirated Adobe Lightroom for that kind of dynamic range adjustments. Guess I'm old haha

@PNS thank you, Mr Photoshop ;)

Here. Have a postcard haha

@Richard @PNS well, shit! And I thought I was doing so well radicalizing people

@PNS no argument there. EU....

@PNS man I so envy you. If I could slap a "throttle" on an e-bike, I'd be so goddamn happy and I might actually use the thing. But unfortunately, if you have something that can just go without muscle power input in Italy, you gotta register it as a motor vehicle, you'll be paying insurance and shit, so....

@Humpleupagus @silas that being said though, it's not like I have anything against foreigners. Like I've said before, if you want to come to Italy, settle here and all, I'll have no issues with you. I'll even give you a bunch of fee tips and shit, and wish you well. Just don't expect me to cheer for you if you expect handouts, free healthcare, food stamps, free daycare and all the stuff that actual taxpayers pay to have. You wanna be a parasite, be a parasite, as is your right, but not here.

@Humpleupagus @silas also, don't tell me how your shithole-country way of doing things is superior to my way of doing things even though you literally just escaped your shithole-country because as you claim, living there was impossible. Seriously. Am I being unreasonable?

@Humpleupagus @silas yeah, man, I personally tend to agree - the way i see it, if the population of a country allowed it's own country to become an unlivable shithole, they get what's coming and it's all on them. But since the "laws l" are what they are, at the very least we should make a distinction there

@silas dafuk you're even talking about? I've been to Berlin - there's literally more Turks there than there's Germans and it was like that for decades.
Well, ok, I suppose Turks are technically white, but you know what I'm talking about. Germany's dead, man!

@silas well, ya know... I'm kinda touchy on this one, since I live in Italy and all.And don't get me wrong - I'm not aiming to single out Germany or anything - Italy is even worse in this department. It just triggers me, ya know.
The way i personally see it, you wanna come over and live here,go for it. It's not like I'll ask you for your passport visa or anything like that. I don't give a shit about that. But for the love of god, at least learn the fuckin' language and have an honest job,ya know

@silas well, if they're legal (naturalized citizens or even legal permanent residents who pay taxes and shit), that'd be fine with me. But illegals? C'mon! They have no right to be in your country to begin with, let alone draining the social services that should be exclusive for people who pay taxes, insurance and all. What is this, a hippie community where nobody needs to contribute but everyone gets to gig a tree?

@silas yeah, they could. But then you blue the line between refugees that you accept for humanitarian reasons and migrants who don't really need saving, but simply exploit a loophole to get them EU paperwork

@PNS well, hopefully. I mean, shirt! I'm a holder of a Polish passport and the history is what it is, so... Gimme money biatch! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fanvil i60k
Ho-Lee-Shit! Had this motherfucker delivered a few days back, was messing around with ever since, and damn, I still can't believe you can have it (delivered) for 120-ish euros. It's a goddamn waterproof SIP video phone with no settings unavailable, works with pretty much any provider, can use your own server if you want, supports p2p, internal dial plan, onvif-capable camera, single-use access codes, NFC reader for access control and all that jazz. Fuckin' Ring can go fuck itself!

@PNS that's, like, "I wanna be a berserker but I don't have the balls to whack an actual bear, so I'll grab grandpa's fox taxidermy and put it on my head instead" kind of thing? 🤔

@cjd @Humpleupagus @graf I'm kinda thinking that them "lawmakers", being morons that they are, will just keep coming up with retarded unenforceable laws.
Apparently that's what one does when one's tarded enough to believe that you can legislate the reality away

@Humpleupagus @graf yeah, man, I'm fairly confident this shit is simply unenforceable. I mean, even if you wanted to block all the VPN traffic hitting your website, you simply wouldn't be able to do that. I mean, technically, you can blacklist all known VPN IPs, but considering that every single VPN provider adds hundreds of new IPs every single day, not to even mention that anyone can get himself a 50 bucks a year VPS and set up a VPN within like 5 minutes... Ya know.

@graf @Humpleupagus no idea. Understanding them moronmons is above my pay grade - I'm an engineer, not a shrink ;)