Notices by FortyTwo™ (fortytwo@noauthority.social), page 2

@freemayonnaise
@dcc @gentoobro

They sell a lot of 'em to retards who think diarrhea tastes like haute cuisine.

Drink your dirty turd water, man! More power to you.

@freemayonnaise
@dcc @gentoobro

You put your gourmet, burr grind coffee in a Mr.Coffee? 🤣

You're a Maxwell House drinker, admit it!

@freemayonnaise
@dcc @gentoobro

I've tried several "Mr. Coffee" brand machines and they've all produced burned, horrible tasting coffee. Which is ironic considering the brand name...

If there were a line in the Constitution that read:

"The right to an abortion shall not be infringed"

Do you think Democrats would push for "common sense abortion restrictions "?

This one goes into rotation...

Now you post some...

Hero...

@djsumdog Tulsi seemed to switch horses pretty easily.

I bet if Kamala tapped her as VP she'd say yes...

A man asked his wife, "what would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half and leave you!"

He said, "Good. I won $12, here's $6, take care..."

Doesn't that look good?

#NANC

This is when it all changed...

What the cuck?

#NALC

@Humpleupagus @Wyliesau @mrman fucking lucky bastards

If I really wanted to cause chaos, I'd lock everybody that calls themselves Libertarian in a room together and not let them out until they all agree on what the fuck libertarianism means...

After the first 24hrs I start throwing random, loaded pistols into the room every 20 minutes...

It seems like the Plandemic was so long ago...

@silas do you ever get tired of being wrong?

@silas COVID Vaccine Class Action Reminds Employers to Individually Consider Accommodations

https://natlawreview.com/article/covid-vaccine-class-action-reminds-employers-individually-consider-accommodations

Talk to former Tyson Foods Inc. (TSN ) employee Doris Jewell, and she'll insist that the hiring of illegal Mexican workers at the Shelbyville (Tenn.) plant where she worked on the production line was no secret to top Tyson executives at headquarters in Springdale, Ark.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2002-05-12/hiring-illegals-the-risks-grow

@professortom they don't actually care if he banged a porn star -- but they think you do