Notices by FortyTwo™ (fortytwo@noauthority.social), page 2

WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A *SMALLER* PITCHER OF KOOL-AID?! IS IT HIS PISS?!

#NANC

@amerika @fristi @p @lain @toxy @npub1uwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqcvaxfl @eriner @EvolLove @GluedToTheScreen @OneEyeKing @pete_zeratt @scottdhansen @Hando @cjd @sun @polarisera @genmaicha @Entropysoul

I'm honored for the mention. Thanks 👍

@djsumdog I was never really a fan.

Kek

A policewoman accidentally pulled out her gun instead of the taser.

Shot the suspect in the head.

She says “tazer tazer tazer … ohh shit I shot him”

@IAMAL_PHARIUS I don't, but Zelensky probably does...

worth reposting...

California and possibly Washington state...

@PNS what'd she say? I don't understand lesbianese...

@blitzed @PNS it's gotta be hard for her. Her hip is shattered, she's probably on high dosage percocets mixed with alcohol, gotta be on some kind of stimulants to offset all the downers.

She might die on her shitter like Elvis if Trump does many more of these past her bedtime...

@mk @cowanon and then they're gonna hand that guy — the guy they drug, kicking and screaming — a weapon and not consider that he might use it on his conscriptors... 🤔

When Carol Pearce died after receiving her second jab in Saskatoon at a Shoppers Drug Mart, the rest just stayed in line to get jabbed while they stared at her lifeless body...

https://www.sasktoday.ca/central/local-news/stoon-woman-dies-allegedly-after-covid-booster-daughter-in-shock-5858942

Night Crew: Saving humanity by any memes necessary...

@ceoofmonoeyedating 👍 fair enough.

@ceoofmonoeyedating 🤣 what happened now?

@Paradox @prettygood “If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis”

🤣

@SirAnthony @FranciscoScaramanga I was gonna ask who everybody thought was the worst Bond.

I don't like Craig, but I can't fucking stand Timothy Dalton.

Dude gives me the creeps.

@prettygood @verita84 you shouldn't tell other people your problems. Half don't care and the other half are glad you have them...

To all of the people who make uninteresting and unfunny posts, I only have one question — why?